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['dude, you are living in a fantasy']

CORRECTION! A FANTASY IS EVOLUTION. A FANTASY IS WHERE THERES UNICORNS AND LITTLR FAIRIES. YOU PEOPLE ARE IN A FANTASY.

HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN LITERIALLY DIE FOR THEM?! GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS AND RISE UP JUST SO THAT WE MAY BE HAPPY AND LIVE WITH HIM.

ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.

NOT (not to be rude or nuttn but) SHUT YOUR YAPS AND START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!

Agaro, Myspace 56 Comments [8/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wolight

Yes, yelling validates your point

8/30/2006 2:26:52 AM

Incubusion

We can easily listen to you as if we're going to die in five minutes and still realize what you're talking about is complete bullshit.

By the way..

CAPS LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

8/30/2006 2:28:18 AM

Star Cluster

Well, Agaro, I suggest you go back and read your Bible because it speaks of unicorns, talking animals, wizards, and quite a number of other fictional characters as if they are real. We must conclude then that, based on this, that the rest of it is a fantasy.

In looking back on this, it is almost too ironic not to be a troll.

8/30/2006 2:28:21 AM

MD20/20

If I was going to die in five minutes, I would like to think I would be trying to get laid.

8/30/2006 2:29:06 AM

Nostromo

Your argument is in capitals, hence it has no value whatsoever.

8/30/2006 2:30:17 AM

ryan

I am glad that Agaro and I agree that the bible is fantasy becasue of its relience on magic, and talking animals.

8/30/2006 2:34:08 AM

Mister Spak

\" . . .START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5
MINUTES!\"

If I was going to die in 5 minutes I would spend it
looking for a gun to shoot you with.

8/30/2006 2:39:36 AM

Blurb

NOT BUYING IT

8/30/2006 2:41:54 AM

Crosis

Your CAPSLOCK privileges are hereby revoked.


8/30/2006 2:59:39 AM

Libkitten

Where did the unicorns and fairies come into the theory of evolution again? I always forget that part.

8/30/2006 3:56:27 AM

Theironpaperclip

The Bible contains; talking snakes, giants, angles, magic, reincarnation, \"paradise\", A battle between \"good\" (god) and \"evil\" (satan)

8/30/2006 3:56:59 AM

Papabear

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who's the most deluded of them all.


8/30/2006 4:35:47 AM

Rockstar

Troll.

8/30/2006 4:57:59 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Funny, most of those things you call fantasy happen to be part of your religion.

I would also like to point out a contradiction with your whole loving God thing. If He really loved us, why did He create us in a way He knew we would fail? Of did He design the rules to be impossible? One or the other. Either we were designed so we would be unable to succeed or the rules we designed so we would fail. Pick one.

8/30/2006 5:21:06 AM

Julian

I have a fantasy about your head exploding in a shower of gibberish. Can you do it a little more quietly please?

8/30/2006 6:52:20 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Denial.

8/30/2006 7:25:14 AM

Redhunter

Little fairies sound an awful lot like angels, and as for unicorns...

Num 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Num 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce [them] through with his arrows.
Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Psa 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Psa 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like [the horn of] an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

If you didn't want to be rude you'd learn to shut off your caplock.

8/30/2006 7:28:43 AM

Teddy DuChamps

Shut up, cock knocker.

8/30/2006 10:15:38 AM

Mister J.

Wow, I'm convinced, what with the coherent message, the multitude of source matter, citations of fellow related topics and the very accurate description of evolution. Hell, the guy was even polite about the whole thing (\"not to be rude or nuttn but\").

I think it's only fair if I reply with:
ZOMG!!1! Agaro iz t3h s4\\/10uR!!!1!1eleven!! LOL!

8/30/2006 10:58:29 AM

bigevildan

If I'm going to die in five minutes, I've got things to do that are much more important than listening to a guy yelling about wizards, fairies, and talking animals.

8/30/2006 11:37:44 AM

NotMe

A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS

10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 (King James Version)
12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.



TALKING ANIMALS

Genesis 3:1
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?


FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE

Revelation 12:7
And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

UNICORNS

Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
(But this is a mistranslation. I have proof that it should be \"Unicrons\".)

AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
Exodus 7:11
Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.

Congratulations. You just disproven your bible.

8/30/2006 12:36:46 PM

Luffy

Yes, I have cared for someone that much, and God had nothing to do with it.

And really. Fairies and unicorns? Are these the types of strawmen creationists are setting up?

8/30/2006 12:40:14 PM

McCulloch

Correction! A fantasy is biblical literalism. A fantasy is where there are unicorns and angels. You people are in a fantasy.

Once again, a fantasy is where there are demons, talking serpents, angels, people living inside a whale, unicorns, and miracles.

See, it makes much more sense if you take off the CAPS LOCK.

8/30/2006 1:35:23 PM

David D.G.

I nominate this post for a Self-Inflicted Refutation Award. He doesn't seem like a troll to me -- more like a person who is so genuinely and wildly committed to his point of view that he truly never saw the stupendous irony of his comparison.


~David D.G.

8/30/2006 2:18:52 PM

shell

HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN LITERIALLY DIE FOR THEM?! GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS AND RISE UP JUST SO THAT WE MAY BE HAPPY AND LIVE WITH HIM.


Yeah, I've always wondered about that. I love my son enough to die for him, but that's hardly the same thing as killing HIM. Why do you want me to celebrate a shitty father? Should we canonize Agamemnon while we're at it?

8/30/2006 3:03:39 PM
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