What teh Heck? I didn't get credit for submitting this. Whatever, I think this Agaro guy is like a young Johnr47 or whatever his sig is. Look up his quotes they are classic fundie.
8/30/2006 4:31:56 PM
I like that, \"Self-Inflicted Refutation Award\"!
8/30/2006 4:50:13 PM
ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
But angels, demons, devils, and talking snakes are okay?
8/30/2006 6:58:21 PM
A WINNER IS YOU
8/30/2006 7:31:29 PM
\"GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS\"
Why is that such a big deal? According to you, he made *all* humans, and loads of them die every day. And can't he just pop out more sons any time he wants? He's omnipotent, right?
Really, that's a pretty piss-poor show of affection--like a baker breaking up a cream bun he made. If he wants to prove he loves us, why doesn't he, I dunno, CURE CANCER or something? Lazy fucker.
8/31/2006 12:13:27 AM
Start living as if you are going to die in five minutes? Thats you guys, you live as though the world is ending today.
By the way, science dismisses the idea of wizards, talking animals, fairies... Thats your religion, therefore your religion is a fantasy.
This guy is just kidding right?
8/31/2006 2:35:38 AM
You might want to think about what is actually the \"fantasy\" here, Agaro.
8/31/2006 3:32:38 AM
You know, I've always wondered how it's REALLY a sacrifice if you know you're gonna come back from the dead? What precisely was sacrificed?
8/31/2006 11:28:12 AM
Nezu Chiza, crucifixion is more than just execution; it is torture. If you were to be offered choices of ways to die, I'm pretty sure that you would put this one at or near the bottom of your list, even if you had some reason to think that you would be resuscitated painlessly afterward. The Romans had a definite talent for cruelty.
8/31/2006 2:09:00 PM
So why doesn't the bible spell it out that Jesus was tortured for our sins instead of died for our sins. I agree Nezu Chiza, the dying bit never made sense to me.
8/31/2006 8:59:48 PM
David D.G., you missed my point. Or rather, you addressed a point I didn't even bring up. I didn't mention the crucifixtion, I talked about the Christian belief that Jesus DIED for our sins. That he made a sacrifice of his life or something. But if you know it's not REALLY a sacrifice, then what exactly does it mean?
Yes, crucifixtion is horrible. But him being crucified isn't what they say saved everyone. It was him dying. And I just don't buy into it. I'm sorry you evidently misunderstood my previous post, and hope this explains it more clearly.
9/1/2006 4:57:18 AM
Ok, giving into account that science doesn´t accept the existance of unicorns and the such, let alone talking animals, what is the point on calling evolutionism and science fantasy?
9/1/2006 8:36:45 PM
Off the top of my head, I know that there's mention of unicorns, talking animals, and winged people in the Bible. I could believe that wizards might make an appearance too. Fairies, I'm not so sure.
9/2/2006 10:28:26 PM
Not only does evolution have nothing to do with any of that, but I still don't get how Jesus dying let's us get into Heaven.
12/11/2006 6:59:19 AM
BROKEN CAPS LOCK BUTTON AWARD??
3/18/2007 11:57:49 PM
"START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!"
IF I'VE GOT 5 FUCKING MINTUES LEFT TO LIVE, I WANNA WATCH MY FREAKING PORN!
AND YOU WOULD WASTE MY TIME WITH RELIGION!
I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
9/14/2008 9:52:20 PM
9/15/2008 2:45:11 AM
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WORTH HEARING!
9/15/2008 3:12:14 AM
Wait, did he just say "talking animals"?
9/25/2008 8:54:24 PM
CAPS LOCK MAKES ME SMART!
Also, there are talking animals in the Bible, I guess you just pwned yourself, huh?
9/25/2008 9:20:24 PM
Unicorns are in the bible. There are anceint Egyptian wizards. There are talking animals(snake and donkey). There are angles, and those are supposed to have wings. Seriously, stop breaking my irony meters
4/22/2009 1:47:02 PM
Yes, illiterate screaming is always the way.
10/5/2012 7:14:22 AM
AND NOW I'M GOING TO PROVE MY POINT BY SPEAKING IN ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! HUZZAH!
10/5/2012 8:12:12 AM