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#70771
David D.G.
FSTDT Darwin Award for this one?
~David D.G.
8/31/2006 3:01:09 PM
#70772
xMinionX
I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.
8/31/2006 3:01:37 PM
#70773
Coffee
Was he wearing lead underwear? Why didn't he float?
8/31/2006 3:04:08 PM
#70777
Papabear
Coffee -- Some persons are so lean they don't float well. My uncles are like that. I've seen them walk on the bottom of a pool. Why the heck this dolt didn't swim before drowning is the real question.
8/31/2006 3:16:14 PM
#70778
Symos
[fstdt=77585]I second that idea[/fstdt]
8/31/2006 3:28:09 PM
#70780
Nekhbet
Darwin Award thirded.
8/31/2006 3:32:38 PM
#70781
Bone_Vulture
I'd agree Papabear, one would think the dolt would've figured that walking on water wasn't going to happen when it was up to his chest.
8/31/2006 3:32:49 PM
#70783
Pike
I wonder if anybody in the congregation was shocked at the outcome?!!
8/31/2006 3:38:20 PM
#70789
Napoleon the Clown
Darwin Award.
8/31/2006 3:45:57 PM
#70796
Randola
One down, so many to go....
8/31/2006 3:58:10 PM
#70800
jay
He literally 'went off the deep end'
8/31/2006 4:11:50 PM
#70810
el nico
i feel so bad about laughing, but it's so funny!!
8/31/2006 4:24:02 PM
#70844
Winston Jen
Surely the lion incident would discourage any other fundies from doing things like this.
8/31/2006 5:04:00 PM
#70853
Lya Kahlo
okay - this guy was a moron for trying to walk on water and for -whatever reason - not stopping when (of should I say if) he realized it wasn't working. However, what about the people watching? Did no one try to help this guy? Did they think they could \"pray\" him some help?
Goodness. What a big pack of stupid this story is.
8/31/2006 5:18:17 PM
#70857
Gargoyle
Sounds that more Xians should try this, as well as the snake-\"trick\", since it seems to work!
To remove them from the gene-pool, that is...
8/31/2006 5:27:27 PM
#70872
E.H.
FSTDT Darwin Award.
Abso-freaking-lutely!
8/31/2006 5:54:25 PM
#70874
NotMe
I saw this on the news this morning and it was really funny. If people try to walk on water when they can't swim, they should start at the shallow end. Not on the deep end.
8/31/2006 5:57:19 PM
#70879
Libkitten
*facepalm*
I feel kind of bad for the guy. How sad to be so incredibly certain of something only to have it kill you in the end. Although... it didn't click that he wasn't walking on water when he didn't... start walking on the water?
8/31/2006 6:07:59 PM
#70882
Yahweh
*** climbs back on chair ***
Fuck, I've read a lot of fundie posts, and this is probably one of the funniest ones I've read in a long long time :)
8/31/2006 6:09:45 PM
#70889
Shannerwren
Determination doesn't make faith true. He sure died trying, though.
8/31/2006 6:23:27 PM
#70897
themann1086
This is just as good [and sad, really] as the guy who yelled \"God will save me, if he exists\" before jumping into the lions' den.
The lions ate him.
8/31/2006 6:56:39 PM
#70913
TDR
this is terrible. Why the fuck didn't anyone stop him, or run in and pull him out?
8/31/2006 8:07:30 PM
#70922
Crosis
Natural selection: 1
Fundie: 0
Darwin Award nthed.
8/31/2006 8:28:07 PM
#70965
whitewater55
Poor bastard, talk about blind faith.
9/1/2006 12:05:46 AM
#70966
Theironpaperclip
And the lord gave Jebus lungs AND gills so he could preach the word to both man and fish.
9/1/2006 12:06:07 AM
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