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FSTDT Darwin Award for this one?
8/31/2006 3:01:09 PM
I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.
8/31/2006 3:01:37 PM
Was he wearing lead underwear? Why didn't he float?
8/31/2006 3:04:08 PM
Coffee -- Some persons are so lean they don't float well. My uncles are like that. I've seen them walk on the bottom of a pool. Why the heck this dolt didn't swim before drowning is the real question.
8/31/2006 3:16:14 PM
[fstdt=77585]I second that idea[/fstdt]
8/31/2006 3:28:09 PM
Darwin Award thirded.
8/31/2006 3:32:38 PM
I'd agree Papabear, one would think the dolt would've figured that walking on water wasn't going to happen when it was up to his chest.
8/31/2006 3:32:49 PM
I wonder if anybody in the congregation was shocked at the outcome?!!
8/31/2006 3:38:20 PM
Napoleon the Clown
8/31/2006 3:45:57 PM
One down, so many to go....
8/31/2006 3:58:10 PM
He literally 'went off the deep end'
8/31/2006 4:11:50 PM
i feel so bad about laughing, but it's so funny!!
8/31/2006 4:24:02 PM
Surely the lion incident would discourage any other fundies from doing things like this.
8/31/2006 5:04:00 PM
okay - this guy was a moron for trying to walk on water and for -whatever reason - not stopping when (of should I say if) he realized it wasn't working. However, what about the people watching? Did no one try to help this guy? Did they think they could \"pray\" him some help?
Goodness. What a big pack of stupid this story is.
8/31/2006 5:18:17 PM
Sounds that more Xians should try this, as well as the snake-\"trick\", since it seems to work!
To remove them from the gene-pool, that is...
8/31/2006 5:27:27 PM
FSTDT Darwin Award.
8/31/2006 5:54:25 PM
I saw this on the news this morning and it was really funny. If people try to walk on water when they can't swim, they should start at the shallow end. Not on the deep end.
8/31/2006 5:57:19 PM
I feel kind of bad for the guy. How sad to be so incredibly certain of something only to have it kill you in the end. Although... it didn't click that he wasn't walking on water when he didn't... start walking on the water?
8/31/2006 6:07:59 PM
*** climbs back on chair ***
Fuck, I've read a lot of fundie posts, and this is probably one of the funniest ones I've read in a long long time :)
8/31/2006 6:09:45 PM
Determination doesn't make faith true. He sure died trying, though.
8/31/2006 6:23:27 PM
This is just as good [and sad, really] as the guy who yelled \"God will save me, if he exists\" before jumping into the lions' den.
The lions ate him.
8/31/2006 6:56:39 PM
this is terrible. Why the fuck didn't anyone stop him, or run in and pull him out?
8/31/2006 8:07:30 PM
Natural selection: 1
Darwin Award nthed.
8/31/2006 8:28:07 PM
Poor bastard, talk about blind faith.
9/1/2006 12:05:46 AM
And the lord gave Jebus lungs AND gills so he could preach the word to both man and fish.
9/1/2006 12:06:07 AM
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