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Sure you believe that there was all this dust for no reason and it all decided to go Plop and boomed into everything we have today. Then rocks came alive and made the first ever bacteria which found something to eat and someone else to marry (good trick). of course this is bull-turd but once you add millions of years to it all of a sudden its "scientific". Why? because evolution into organisms is very slow. Of course it is. Its completely stopped. It doesnt happen at all. This RELIGION is a pathetic attempt to push God out of the picture.

TheRealPrincessLeia1, Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forums 35 Comments [8/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Brain_In_A_Jar

Miller-Urey. Inorganic nutrients. Asexual reproduction. Did I miss anything?

8/31/2006 5:18:12 PM

noself

Nope. I've always wondered why their failure of imagination and lack of curiousity in doing actual research should impinge upon those that do. How did ignorance become so glorified?

8/31/2006 5:19:47 PM

Blurb

Jesus! For the last time it was the ALIENS! Remember the movie \"Mission to Mars?\" Just like that it happened! Yep. We're all the product of a dying race of martians dreamed up by some pot-smoking Hollywood writer. Fuck's sake.

8/31/2006 5:23:29 PM

Nic

It all \"decided to go plop\", huh?
Please go back to science class. Thank you.

8/31/2006 5:27:27 PM

MK

This is your brain. :)

This is your brain on Kent Hovind. @!$#!*

Any questions?

8/31/2006 5:31:57 PM

Xi

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

8/31/2006 5:49:52 PM

NotMe

The simplified versions of things are rarely accurately portray the real thing.

But this is really, really wrong.

8/31/2006 5:54:41 PM

David D.G.

noself: Splendid response, very much what I wanted to say, and then some.


~David D.G.

8/31/2006 6:00:07 PM

Will

Yes TRPL1, that is a pretty crazy \"bull-turd\" explanation for life on Earth. I also think its pretty sad that Fundies accuse science of being a religion, as if you could even put the two in the same category. We don't and you sure as Hell shouldn't.

8/31/2006 6:03:30 PM

John

\"I don't personally see how this could be true, therefore it isn't\" is called the \"argument from ignorance\" fallacy.

Evolution doesn't \"push God out of the picture\". It disagrees with Genesis, but that's not the same thing as denying God, except in the minds of certain sects like Baptists and Jehovah's Witnesses. But then again, astronomy, geology and physics disagree with Genesis, too; so just arguing with evolution doesn't help.

8/31/2006 6:08:40 PM

Sandman

He thinks bacteria get married...?

8/31/2006 6:10:28 PM

Libkitten

The fact is, we don't KNOW how life came to exist. We just have many interesting and sensible theories. Far more sensible than \"a big dude made us out of mud,\" anyway.

I mean, seriously. YOU believe that there was all this dust and for no reason some glowing old guy took it and made it into people. Why are our theories so unbelievable when you believe something like that?

8/31/2006 6:15:24 PM

Napoleon the Clown

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY![/Morbo]

Study a subject before attempting to debate it. And listening to your Pastor rant about it doesn't count as study.

8/31/2006 6:15:28 PM

Mister Spak

\"This RELIGION is a pathetic attempt to push God out of the picture.\"

An anti-god religion? Is that even possible?

8/31/2006 6:20:43 PM

ProperJob

If Princess Leia were this ignorant, the dark side would have triumphed long ago.

8/31/2006 6:33:06 PM

Randola

Hell, if Princess Leia was this ignorant, I'da converted to the dark side long ago.

8/31/2006 6:38:43 PM

Broken Egg

Ironically enough, earlier on in the post TRPL1 agrees with someone who says not to drag religion into the debate (which was about life on other planets). Doh!

8/31/2006 6:46:50 PM

themann1086

The big-bang was not dust \"booming\", it was a rapid expansion of space-time!

GAH!

8/31/2006 6:55:25 PM

TDR

I'm just happy that Hovindites only flourish online. Not in the real world.

Oh, hang on....

8/31/2006 7:05:03 PM

Hadanelith

THE SONG: (Back by necessity!)

If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, and you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, SHUT UP!

8/31/2006 8:03:00 PM

shell

He thinks bacteria get married...?


As long as they aren't gay.

8/31/2006 8:12:27 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Randola

Hell, if Princess Leia was this ignorant, I'da converted to the dark side long ago.

I would have gone to the dark side and taken her with me. *Evil grin*

8/31/2006 8:14:43 PM

dykitty

Xi, your reply waeerily applicable.

8/31/2006 8:18:00 PM

Trilobiter

Dust going plop? Rocks coming alive? Bacteria marrying each other?

What corner of Wonderland did this come from?

8/31/2006 8:25:06 PM

moog

\"...there was all this dust for no reason and it all decided to go Plop and boomed into everything we have today.\"

Watch out Steven Hawkins; you have competition!


8/31/2006 8:58:02 PM
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