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I"m in the same boat also. Health problem and Demons. Both are getting better though thru the grace of the Lord. Every Christian I know seems to have major problems. For the past year. Oddly enough, those who have no accepted Christ seem not to have problems. The Lord is probibly getting us ready for something.


Man4Jesus, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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whitewater55

I wouldn't count on it, chum.


9/1/2006 12:02:02 AM

Nicole

Probably instead of praying, they went and did something about it instead of relying on \"Goddidit\" powers to heal them.


9/1/2006 12:05:09 AM

g-21-lto

How is he separating out the effects of the health problems and of the Demons?

9/1/2006 12:20:44 AM

Babbleon

That's not the Lord selecting you. It's evolution selecting against you.

9/1/2006 12:23:52 AM

bobo

The Demons are the health problem, a mental health problem. Yet he still has a persicution complex all the believers have problems and all the non-believer don't, somehow I think he will blame Clinton.

9/1/2006 12:32:52 AM

Murdock

That’s not even the scariest post on that page. The one said that they are hoping for the rapture.

9/1/2006 1:22:21 AM

JadedRevenge

Ever think that maybe your god is the wrong god, and our god, the apparent god of atheism, is the correct one? Or as said before, we use science, medicine and logic to fix health problems and dismiss crazy fantasy demons.

9/1/2006 1:49:26 AM

MD20/20

And I am sure no one that believes in any god other than your's (or no god) got sick or died of ilness in the last year.

9/1/2006 2:23:12 AM

Julian

Every Christian I know seems to have major problems.

If we said it, we'd be called politically incorrect!

It's a bit of a chicken and an egg thing though isn't it. What came first, the problems or the snake oil?

9/1/2006 2:30:54 AM

joey444

Julian beat me to it!

9/1/2006 2:50:50 AM

ND

Accept Jesus and get cancer!
Fuck man, your ministry technique sucks.

9/1/2006 3:09:30 AM

Spiffy

He lays out the situation yet he still can't understand it. He believes in prayer over medicine, yet wonders why he is sick and those who don't believe in god (and most likely believe in medicine over prayer) are not as sick as he.

Hmm the reason is so hard to grasp!!!

9/1/2006 3:14:45 AM

coop

I think I get it.... God is killing off all the believers so that they can be in heaven!

It's genius I tell you.

Anyone with a potentially fatal medical condition , stop taking your meds and start praying. It's fool proof.

9/1/2006 3:21:30 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Yes, of course. This all-loving God is letting these bad things happen to you... why?

9/1/2006 3:43:25 AM

JustinGG

Go
See
A Doctor!!

9/1/2006 4:20:30 AM

Papabear

\"I\"m in the same boat also. Health problem and Demons. Both are getting better though thru the grace of the Lord.\"

Yeah? Why would your good and loving, omni-benevolent \"God\" whom the Bible claims is love itself, allow you to be sick and plagued by demons?


\"Every Christian I know seems to have major problems.\"

Well, yeah, I've been saying that for years.


\"For the past year.\"

For the past year...what? Try to express only complete thoughts.


\"Oddly enough, those who have no accepted Christ seem not to have problems.\"

Everyone has problems of some nature, us non-Xians just aren't waiting for the grace of \"God\" to solve them for us.


\"The Lord is probibly getting us ready for something.\"

Yeah, your imaginary friend is probably getting you ready for the return of Jesus, huh? Two thousand years and still no Jesus. Face it, chump, it just isn't going to happen.

9/1/2006 4:21:25 AM

Poohead

Maybe God is punishing the Christians?

9/1/2006 4:49:43 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Maybe God is punishing the Christians?

Don't you mean \"testing\" them? *rolls eyes*

9/1/2006 5:01:13 AM

Poohead

Oh, of course! That God and his ways!

9/1/2006 5:41:33 AM

Redhunter

Now you can compare yourself to Lot! God loves you sooooo much he is testing you to see how much you love him! Only the most righteous figures will be plagued with demons and sickness. Praise be to god, who in his great wisdom has chosen YOU, Man4Jesus, to suffer for your love and loyalty! Oh happy day!

Now me on the other hand, I go to the doctor when I'm sick. Praying wouldn't have helped me with my anemia. In fact, in another month, I would've been dead. Everyone was praying for me in the hospital, and that resulted in a misdiagnosis for advanced luekemia! Whoops! God must've gotten confused by all of those prayers and figured that I was a righteous soldier in his army and decided to test me! Oh he DOES move in mysterious ways, dudden he?


9/1/2006 5:51:57 AM

Theironpaperclip

The Flying Spgetti Monster could just be telling the Christians that they are following the wrong guy.

9/1/2006 5:53:13 AM

Mary Sunshine

Every Christian I know seems to have major problems.

Well, that's one way of puttin it...

9/1/2006 6:20:53 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Yeesh. I wouldn't want to be in your ministry.

9/1/2006 10:17:23 AM

Mister Spak

\"Oddly enough, those who have no accepted Christ seem not to have problems.\"

Thats because they follow the One True Religion - evolution.


9/1/2006 11:50:45 AM

Luffy

That's such a sad little rationalization. :(

9/1/2006 12:04:54 PM
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