So did God Create the Heavens and the Earth, or did mutations create the Heavens and the Earth? It has to be one or the other, it can not be both.
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Wolf: JohnR7 is an idiot (or a troll), but fundies seem to have trouble with there being more than one process to create the universe as we know it. This is probably because the Bible (seeing as most fundies we see on the site are Christian) mentions God creating the universe, but was one process.
It most certainly doesn't have to be one or the other, because neither makes any sense at all. And it certainly isn't both, so you're right on that at least.
Wait, isn't this the guy who claims to be Jesus?
Of course the origin of matter and planets have nothing to do with mutations. But there's another idiocy at work here.
Let's say I shot JohnR7 in the foot. At the trial, should I argue that it wasn't I that damaged his foot--it was the bullet? After all, it's either me or the bullet. It can't be both.
I wonder if the Judge'll buy it.
Discovered this site 3 days ago. Afraid of being fired as I´m laughing so hard at the fundies comments you guys post here...
Amazing how stupid people can get.
About their confusion of ToE and Genesis... for them, ToE is a creation fable. They just can´t understand what is about, they really believe it was made to replace their genesis fairy tale. They can´t and will never understand... the mindset is iron forged, no clear thinking for fundies is possible. But it´s funny as hell to read them!
"Fernando: find the one where the fundy claims evolution is impossible without
a giant energy source to make it work
therefore it isn't true."
Post of the Year, 2005.
I'm starting to suspect that JohnR7 is actually a really fucked up alice bot. No one could actually be this stupid, and still breathe. Right?
@Napoleon the Clown
Even Kent Hovind would call this guy a dumbass, I think.
I would not bet on it.
Two mutually exclusive events, more often than not, fail to be complementary and encompass the entire set of events. Yes, it cannot be both, but does not need to be either.
That's as retarded as saying, "Either God created the Heavens and the Earth or I did! It cannot be both. God doesn't exist and I do, therefore it must've been me!
IDIOT!
That's the oldest con in the book - propose two idiotic statements, disprove one and use that as the proof that the other must be so.
Yeah if you're an ignorant fool. That's not an insult - he really is ignoring logic (that God can create things to mutate; and also that heaven isn't part of the concept of scientific evolution). He's an insult to himself. If he believes in God's vengeance and God acting through people then thus he should kill himself, or at least beat himself often (enough to get himself locked away hopefully).
The answer is: GOD. God created heavens and earth. Get that nose back in your bible, and grovel to your heavenly father!
(You must not over-stimulate the brains of fundies, for it is the cause of war)
What I like best is not so much his ignorance of what evolution is. (I have yet to see a screaming fundie who knows what evolution is really about.)
Its how he assumes people who don't share his faith accept without question that there is a heaven.
Because as I read it 'heavens' would be the sky and heaven. (Hence the plural.)
He's like one of those people who just can't truly wrap his brain around the fact that the things he believes in are in fact NOT believed by, or obvious too, everyone else.
@ Amos
Let's say I shot JohnR7 in the foot...I wonder if the Judge'll buy it.
Have patience, Amos, all things come to he who waits. Jahnny shoots himself in the foot. With a repeater.
Thanks, Fernando! I never understood how fundies could demand that evolution explain the origin of the universe. But if they consider the ToE to be a competing creation fable, it all makes sense!
Gods, I love this site... I learn something new every time I come here.
Or it could be... neither?
I love how many Xtians combine the Big Bang and Evolution into one theory. Not knowing the difference between biology and astronomy does not indicate very exacting intelligence.
@The Jamo said
"JohnR7 strikes again!"
Or JohnR7 strikes out again.
Honestly John, come back to FSTDTs and defend this turd. You've been here before and failed to support your nonsense but this one just needs an "My, bad. I didn't use the right terminology" and we'll sincerely forgive you.
Biology =/= Cosmology, JohnArse7.
Also, the International Space Station: the Astronauts & Cosmonauts on board.
Next question, retard.
Confused?
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