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So did God Create the Heavens and the Earth, or did mutations create the Heavens and the Earth? It has to be one or the other, it can not be both.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

You idiot. Evolution concerns the origins of species, not the Universe.

9/1/2006 1:20:40 PM

Broken Egg

Wolf: JohnR7 is an idiot (or a troll), but fundies seem to have trouble with there being more than one process to create the universe as we know it. This is probably because the Bible (seeing as most fundies we see on the site are Christian) mentions God creating the universe, but was one process.

9/1/2006 1:37:02 PM

Nezu Chiza

It most certainly doesn't have to be one or the other, because neither makes any sense at all. And it certainly isn't both, so you're right on that at least.

Wait, isn't this the guy who claims to be Jesus?

9/1/2006 1:54:52 PM

Mister Spak

I'd like to read his explanation as to how rocks and empty space mutate.

9/1/2006 2:14:30 PM

ND

Every month JohnR7 fills the pages of fstdt.com, and every month his posts get dumber and dumber.

9/1/2006 2:24:44 PM

Amos

Of course the origin of matter and planets have nothing to do with mutations. But there's another idiocy at work here.

Let's say I shot JohnR7 in the foot. At the trial, should I argue that it wasn't I that damaged his foot--it was the bullet? After all, it's either me or the bullet. It can't be both.

I wonder if the Judge'll buy it.

9/1/2006 2:26:09 PM

Fernando

Discovered this site 3 days ago. Afraid of being fired as I´m laughing so hard at the fundies comments you guys post here...
Amazing how stupid people can get.
About their confusion of ToE and Genesis... for them, ToE is a creation fable. They just can´t understand what is about, they really believe it was made to replace their genesis fairy tale. They can´t and will never understand... the mindset is iron forged, no clear thinking for fundies is possible. But it´s funny as hell to read them!

9/1/2006 2:51:22 PM

Mister Spak

Fernando: find the one where the fundy claims evolution is impossible without
a giant energy source to make it work
therefore it isn't true.

9/1/2006 3:36:37 PM

Libkitten

I'm going to go with neither.

9/1/2006 3:54:17 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Even Kent Hovind would call this guy a dumbass, I think.

9/1/2006 4:03:48 PM

JadedRevenge

Oh, did he miss the Charles Darwins Origin of Heaven book, the one where he descirbes how through natural selection clouds formed heaven?

9/1/2006 4:22:39 PM

Hadanelith

This person should not be allowed to breed.

9/1/2006 5:08:31 PM

Hadanelith

This person should not be allowed to breed.

9/1/2006 5:08:42 PM

Hadanelith

This person should not be allowed to breed.

9/1/2006 5:18:02 PM

g-21-lto

It took him until the middle of Sept. 1st to get his first quote up here for September?

9/1/2006 5:34:02 PM

Claude

And you are either with us or against us.

9/1/2006 6:33:43 PM

NonHomogenized

\"Fernando: find the one where the fundy claims evolution is impossible without
a giant energy source to make it work
therefore it isn't true.\"

Post of the Year, 2005.

I'm starting to suspect that JohnR7 is actually a really fucked up alice bot. No one could actually be this stupid, and still breathe. Right?

9/1/2006 9:44:14 PM

Crosis

1) \"Mutations\" are relevant to the evolution of life, not the formation of the solar system.
2) False dilemma.

9/1/2006 9:55:55 PM

McCulloch

Originally posted by Napoleon the Clown

Even Kent Hovind would call this guy a dumbass, I think.

I would not bet on it.

9/2/2006 1:52:32 AM

Tdevil

What the fuck is your point? What kind of question is that? Sounds like you are a new breed of fundie- a mutationist! Fucking weirdo.

9/2/2006 3:11:26 AM

Julian

Two mutually exclusive events, more often than not, fail to be complementary and encompass the entire set of events. Yes, it cannot be both, but does not need to be either.

That's as retarded as saying, \"Either God created the Heavens and the Earth or I did! It cannot be both. God doesn't exist and I do, therefore it must've been me!

IDIOT!

That's the oldest con in the book - propose two idiotic statements, disprove one and use that as the proof that the other must be so.

9/2/2006 3:18:40 AM

DCoke

Yeah if you're an ignorant fool. That's not an insult - he really is ignoring logic (that God can create things to mutate; and also that heaven isn't part of the concept of scientific evolution). He's an insult to himself. If he believes in God's vengeance and God acting through people then thus he should kill himself, or at least beat himself often (enough to get himself locked away hopefully).

9/4/2006 6:29:12 PM

Tdevil

The answer is: GOD. God created heavens and earth. Get that nose back in your bible, and grovel to your heavenly father!
(You must not over-stimulate the brains of fundies, for it is the cause of war)

9/7/2006 1:10:25 PM

John

The old \"false choice\" ...

9/7/2006 11:45:52 PM

The Jamo

JohnR7 strikes again!

9/19/2006 1:25:05 PM
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