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Neo-darwinism is truly a National disgrace. I do not say this as a cheap attempt at an insult. I say it with all honesty. Satan -- with the help of his little red-headed, mental-terrorist step-child (Charles Darwin) -- has turned this great nation upside-down. A small percentage of atheistic intelligence bandits have somehow managed to manipulate their way into the hearts and minds of the general population.

And this has been done though large-scale, mind-numbing, brainwashing techniques that have convinced a large portion ofAmerica that dumb creatures have evolved into intelligent ones. They have succeeded in convincing many that a tricycle can evolve into the space shuttle through blind and purposeless mutations guided by the mere notion that animals actually breed and have offspring. They have dumbed-down
society to the point where many people actually believe this stuff....people actually believe that the only differences between sweaty, bug-picking monkeys and humans are short arms and opposable thumbs. They think the difference between a hippo and a dolphin is just a series of random mutations that reshape the body. Little gets mentioned about how and where a dolphin's sonar came from.

supersport, Christian Forums 68 Comments [9/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

It would appear that you haven't evolved yet, if you think evolution concerns tricycles and space shuttles.

9/1/2006 1:21:36 PM

MD20/20

Wow, since when do monkeys not have opposable thumbs?

9/1/2006 1:44:15 PM

Nezu Chiza

Just gonna have to call \"No\" on this one, since everything he says is wrong :P

9/1/2006 1:53:38 PM

Mister Spak

\"They have succeeded in convincing many that a tricycle can evolve into the space shuttle through blind and purposeless mutations guided by the mere notion that animals actually breed and have offspring. \"

If you think tricycles breed and have offspring then the neo-darwinist mind numbing has certainly worked on you.

9/1/2006 2:17:46 PM

Rysith

The mutations themselves may be purposeless, but the overall sum is not. That's why bacteria are so hard to kill: the ones with the mutations that let them not die survive, and then the next gerneration is drug-resistant. Is that really so hard to understand?

9/1/2006 2:21:29 PM

ND

Darwin was a redhead?

9/1/2006 2:25:11 PM

shell

Wait, dolphin sonar comes from the space shuttle? I'm so confused.

9/1/2006 2:57:39 PM

Captain Slack

If you think tricycles breed and have offspring then the neo-darwinist mind numbing has certainly worked on you.

Maybe he's so dain-bramaged he simply doesn't realize that Avram Davidson's story \"Or All the Seas with Oysters\" was fiction.

9/1/2006 3:29:20 PM

Prager

Once again supersport demonstrates his complete idiocy.

9/1/2006 3:52:25 PM

Libkitten

It will never cease to amaze me how some will blame ONE SCIENTIFIC THEORY for all of mankind's current ills. It's not Darwin's fault that people are crazy; give the guy a freakin' break.

Evolution is a whoooooollleee lot more than changing the general shape of the body, supersport.

9/1/2006 3:59:51 PM

JadedRevenge

Yeh, I don't know about his many thing... People can be dumb but I doubt many people think a tricycle can evolve into a spaceshuttle, or that evolution scientists are even trying to say that, except you that is.

9/1/2006 4:21:13 PM

Hadanelith

THE SONG: (back by popular demand!)

If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, and you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, SHUT UP!

9/1/2006 5:08:30 PM

Hadanelith

THE SONG: (back by popular demand!)

If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, and you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking 'bout, SHUT UP!

9/1/2006 5:08:32 PM

Denizen

You do know that other parts of the world besides the United States also accepts and teaches Evolution right?

9/1/2006 5:12:46 PM

RichardT

you guys got utterly trolled lol

9/1/2006 5:28:24 PM

g-21-lto

What exactly is an \"atheistic intelligence bandit\"?

9/1/2006 5:39:39 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Unfortunately, Richard, my cynical nature requires proof. Because there are people this fucked up.

9/1/2006 5:40:25 PM

Coffee

If supersport is a troll, he's damn dedicated, because he's been all over the Evolution forum over at CF.

And I'm always impressed by the fundie conviction that a small group of atheists can brainwash an entire nation. Damn, we're good!

9/1/2006 7:00:14 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'll never understand how anyone can see trolling as a worthwhile activity - where exactly is the gain in tricking someone into believing you're more stupid and bigoted than you actually are?

9/1/2006 7:13:56 PM

Fernando

Denizen:
I couldn´t agree more. The fundies talk like it´s only in US that it happens... I really can´t grasp this lack of acknowledge that there´s a fuckin' world full of different views and a very wider acceptance of evolution than US. Don´t they know that the place where ToE is challenged the most is only US? Well, not really challenged, because you can´t really challenge a scientific theory based in fairy tales... hehehe. And the atheist and liberals created ToE stuff? This is even more idiotic. I think that anyone that comes with this should be told loud and clear the following words: \"You are an idiot, stupid, moronic asshole that don´t have a clue about anything and everytime you open your mouth you look more and more ridiculous. You´re a disgrace for the word \"intelligence\".\"

9/1/2006 7:19:24 PM

Sasquatch

What the fuck is \"neo-darwinism\"?

9/1/2006 7:21:31 PM

Crosis

They have succeeded in convincing many that a tricycle can evolve into the space shuttle


Vehicles do not reproduce themselves, and even if they did they do not have the means for alterations in the blueprints to be passed along. These are the two characteristics that make evolution possible in living creatures. As such, the analogy fails miserably.

9/1/2006 9:07:19 PM

NonHomogenized

Supersport has delusions of adequacy.

And if he's a troll, he's insanely dedicated; ChristianForums isn't the only forum he's been killing brain cells in.

9/1/2006 9:47:26 PM

Despard

True. He got banned from IIDB, which is actually quite difficult since they don't ban you for your viewpoint.

He was a total wanker there, as well.

9/1/2006 9:49:35 PM



\"And this has been done though large-scale, mind-numbing, brainwashing techniques that have convinced a large portion ofAmerica that dumb creatures have evolved into intelligent ones\"

or

\"And this has been done though large-scale, mind-numbing, brainwashing techniques that have convinced a large portion ofAmerica that some all powerful god thing that no one has ever seen or heard from with any proof waves his magic finger and created the cosmos\"

9/2/2006 12:03:21 AM
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