Udsuna #fundie fstdt.com

[*laughs uncontrollably at udsuna's silly superstitions*

Remembers Indigenous Australians have similar beliefs and becomes a bit more respectful.

*starts laughing at udsana's inability to comprehend, physics and natural laws*]

Oh, I understand them fully. I just think you'd have to be insane to believe they're luck. Then again, I've actually felt the Divine. Stood in its presence and there really are no words for it. I'd say I saw the "Face of God" but for all I know it was the left elbow. Either way, it's beyond any mortal to describe. And I'm only one of billions to have experienced it. I won't claim to have been worthy of the event. Nothing of this flesh and blood world is. But I felt it and did not recoil. I assure you, it's real, even if you're too blind to see it. But then again, you people hide in a forum like this where you can all pat one another on the backs and tell yourselves you're right despite all sence to the contrary. No one could be stupid enough to call this a fair population sample.

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