(in response to War of the Angels being watched and investigated by the FBI for it's astonishingly high levels of "Smite 'em all and offer their corpses to Jeebus!" mentality)
THE HOLY SPIRIT PROTECTS THIS WEBSITE, SO GO AHEAD. WHO CAN COME AGAINST GOD ALMIGHTY?
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Okay, this isn't a comment on the quote so much as the board itself. The masthead says
... BUT THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE LORD ARE KEPT SAFE.
"Jesus is my Webmaster"your network closet! I bet your "firewall" is probably a Bible and a vial of holy water balanced on top of your router.
I love the GOD WILL PROTECT ME philosophy becasue it removes all personal responsibility. If the site was hacked, it's not the Webmaster's fault, there must be some Unfaithfuls (TM) on the forum!
Two hours later, someone hacked the site, turned the background bright pink, and replaced all the images with animated "air-humping smiley face" gifs.
I have seen men eaten by lions, and drown preachers and crusaders who died. All they died, and they thought that Jesus would protect them. God told Jesus that if he jumped from the temple, no angel would save him. What part of the Gospel are they supposed to read?
@Julian
Damn they're asking for a concerted Denial of Service attack. image
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Of course, it's not a real DOS; it might not be a good idea to DOS someone under investigation by the FBI. It's just a sort of symbolic DOS.
Anyone else feel like DDOSing them?
also, "Jesus is my Webmaster" award seventhed, or eighthed, or somethingthed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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