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#71864
Julian
Yeah, because everyone knows all heterosexual orgies are bound by law to have the word \"love\" in them.
9/3/2006 2:43:05 AM
#71882
WritingIsMyReligion
What was the last heterosexual orgy you saw with \"love\" in its title, WhiteH20?
9/3/2006 3:32:26 AM
#71888
JustinGG
You'll notice they also don't include the word \"linguini.\" I sense a conspiracy.
9/3/2006 3:43:15 AM
#71895
Julian
Conspiracy or Incident?
9/3/2006 3:50:01 AM
#71899
Sandman
\"Pride, decadence, drunkeness, fantasy, and who knows what else.\"
If she talking about gays or my old fraternity?
Come to think of it, that sounds a hell of a lot like the Bush White House....
9/3/2006 4:01:12 AM
#71909
Windfoxie
I like how she adds on the astrology and tarot as if they're two of the worst possible things that could happen somewhere.
9/3/2006 4:16:36 AM
#71910
Murdock
The icing on the cake was the \"probably astrology and tarot\". So now studing the stars and reading cards are up there with killing someone and rape, good call.
9/3/2006 4:20:50 AM
#71917
Bob_Zimmerman
You know ... I don't recall seeing any tarot cards at Dallas Pride last year. Somehow, I don't think that many people will have them this year, either.
One thing I thought was pretty cool, though, is that the Chief of Police and the mayor were both in the parade. I guess that means that Dallas is going down the tubes. Or something.
9/3/2006 4:43:37 AM
#71921
Amos
Fantasy is a sin?
9/3/2006 5:12:45 AM
#71922
Papabear
\"Amen. Notice the titles of the big gay festivals. None of them contain the word 'love.'\"
So what? None of them contain the words sodomy, buggery, blow job, agenda, pedophile, occult, Satanic or sin, either.
I notice that the signs on two churches near my home do not use the words Christian, good, pro-life, conservative, moral or beneficial.
\"Titles that I've heard include:
1. Gay pride
2. Southern decadence
3. Fantasy Fest\"
So what? None of those names seem particularly offensive,
\"All of these festivals/orgies seem to revel in celebrating as many sins as possible, including pride, decadence, drunkenness, fantasy, and who knows what, probably astrology and tarot, too.\"
Christianity is the most popular fantasy in the world. I wouldn't expect you to come out against that.
Including astrology and tarot on that list is unfounded. You have no knowledge that astrology and/or tarot are in anyway involved in any gay pride events. To imply so is tantamount to lying. You remember lying, don't you, sweety? Thou shalt not bear false witness?
9/3/2006 5:15:49 AM
#71926
Libkitten
And so it has been proven than homosexuals do not love.
Or not really.
9/3/2006 5:53:30 AM
#71929
KK
How about \"Love Parade\", you uinformed idiot?
9/3/2006 6:35:44 AM
#71937
Napoleon the Clown
Your church doesn't include the word \"love\" therefor it is devoid of it.
9/3/2006 6:56:43 AM
#71938
solomongrundy
Weren't the wise men who attended Christ's birth astrologers who found their way to the stable by following a star?
9/3/2006 6:57:22 AM
#71942
Tiny Bulcher
Terrible sin, fantasy. Especially when written by Robert Jordan.
9/3/2006 7:37:13 AM
#71955
Alejandro
Fantasy is a sin now? That's bad news for JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis... for all their Chistian devoutness, WhiteH2OWoman has just sent them straight to hell!
9/3/2006 11:06:19 AM
#71956
Rockstar
\"All of these festivals/orgies seem to revel in celebrating as many sins as possible, including pride, decadence, drunkenness, fantasy, and who knows what, probably astrology and tarot, too.\"
Once I heard that they eat babies at those festivals. I heard that's what gives them \"the Gay\". :(
9/3/2006 11:30:04 AM
#71962
Nekhbet
Let's talk about the St Patrick's Day Parade in Chicago, it makes most gay pride parades look like a church picnic. Since when has fantasy been a sin?
9/3/2006 1:03:14 PM
#71969
Liberty Libertine
Damn, may she never witness the St. Patty's Day celebration in Savannah, GA,
The huge fuck-all party on River Street would make her head explode.
9/3/2006 1:56:38 PM
#72010
g-21-lto
Fantasy is a sin, now? I guess Tolkien is in Hell. (HINT -- a Christian).
Curse you, Alejandro, for you have beat me to it! (Or maybe I'm just not very creative!)
9/3/2006 3:55:23 PM
#72017
Irene
Fantasy? Fantasy isn't a sin. Now, writing giant open-ended epics in which nothing seems to happen may be a sin . . .
Ah, nuts. Tiny Bulcher beat me to it.
Irene
9/3/2006 5:00:21 PM
#72032
Sandman
Terrible sin, fantasy. Especially when written by Robert Jordan.
Oh, God, yes. I won't permit Jordan in my house, I'm afraid it will contaminate all my other books with meandering, self-serving, overly convoluted, melodramatic claptrap.
Seriously, if I wanted the experience of a Robert Jordan novel, I'd read the toilet paper. After I've used it. On chilli night.
9/3/2006 6:31:28 PM
#72039
Haywood jablomy
Stephen Donaldson has that effect on me...
9/3/2006 7:24:47 PM
#72050
Old Viking
Sure sounds like you get your money's worth.
9/3/2006 9:30:44 PM
#72062
jay
Prudes and puritans hate it when others are enjoying themselves, and they will stop at nothing to demonize it, because it makes all their spincters contract when they see someone enjoying life on their own terms.
9/3/2006 11:34:04 PM
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