[Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: "I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal"]
When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
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When I see a child, especially children of christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up being told about the Lord. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live that long) to tell them the truth. I can understand your point though but the difference is that no one knows the entire truth. No faith relies entirely on facts, evidence and love of truth.
Of course you shouldn't, after all, if you try to introduce your wack doctrine once they're old enough to apply reason and logic and have developed a healthy level of skepticism, they'll tell you to prove it or bugger off.
This is why conscientious parents check every item the kids bring home in their treat bag before allowing them to consume anything- so you can properly dispose of potentially dangerous things, like candy that has been tampered with or tracts from mind-fucked fundies who believe their delusions are Truth.
"the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not."
thats true actually, I was talking to a Muslim the other day, and he admitted that Muslims don't actually know the truth, and only Christians do.
NOT!
Sandman -that is exactly the way the first poster argued, saying that he wouldn't give tracts to children of other faiths because he wouldn't like his children to receive Muslim tracts. And, as you see, LivnForChrist just doesn't care about reciprocity: he is right and the others are wrong, dammit! The Golden Rule is wasted on him...
I don't know if this affects anyone else, but is "Good News" the most annoying fundie phrase out there, or what?
I don't know why it bothers me so much, but this one does more than any of the other ones.
"If they live that long"
It reminds me off that blood donation commercial I saw that said your friends and family might need blood, and well, what if there was none? I imagine a wink and an evil grin.
"I can understand your point though but the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not."
This is THE most dangerous aspect of religious fundamentalism, right here -- absolute certainty that they have a monopoly on truth, and that therefore whatever they do in fanatical pursuit of spreading that "truth" is not only okay but exactly what should be done, whether it means slipping tracts into Halloween candy bags, attempting to discredit science and promote creationism by any lies necessary, or promoting genocidal war to catalyze the Final War of the End Times. It is this attitude that frightens me most of all.
~David D.G.
Well, this person is the typical fundie. And honestly,contrary to my Baptist friend or my Catholic priest who gave me the first holy communion, she will finish up calling that grown up pagan, godless being and the sort. Guess why?, because of "telling him the truth"
When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord."
"Especially children of non-Christians" implies that you believe that children of Christians are not being taught about "the Lord," too. "When I see a child" implies that you think that every child you see is not being taught about "the Lord."
"We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news."
You don't have any reliable study showing that the children of non-Christians die more frequently at yonuger ages than do the children of Christians do you? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Also, how would you feel if I started evangelizing your children about becoming atheists?
"I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not."
Except that essentially all religions claim to KNOW the truth. Personally, I contend that no religion propounds very much that is remotely associated with the truth.
When I see a child, especially children of non
muslims, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about Allah. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Sunnah. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not."
...the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
Seriously. Look up the word "faith," and then look up the word "truth," and then re-read that statement.
It IS trick or treat. They give you shit in your bag, you egg the crap outta their house. That's the way we did it in MY DAY!
Again. This poster starts painting a picture of kids trick or treating, and I'm picturing 2-9 year olds in cutesy, fantasy costumes. Then this guy who is living for christ bursts my bubble with, "if they live that long."
What a depressing head on your shoulders. Can't kids or anybody for that matter have fun without god injecting death or maiming or people going to hell? What is it with you guys and people having fun? I would hope that others don't listen to you because you don't seem to be in a very happy place, not exactly a glowing endorsement of your religion.
And the fundies think it a a satanic conspiracy or attack on there Christian faith every Halloween when their house & car gets egged , there mail box is full of shaving cream and the toilet paper is hanging from ever tree in there yard
Yeah sure it was Satanic cult trying to punish you funides or maybe it was the kids in the neighborhood who in there eye sick and tiers of getting rip off by getting your stupid tracts instead of candy you dip shits
I wish just once these nimrod dip shits funies would use just tiny weeny bit of logic and common sense .And think of the probable and instead of the improbable .You go head and give my kids or any kid in my neighborhood one of your track and I hope you have a big ladder and allot of time to scrape clean eggs and shaving cream and teepee off your car and house trees ...
Happy Halloween, fundie
Does LivnForChrist go up to people at McDonalds and start lecturing them about how they're not feeding their kids healthy food, or rant at people in parking lots when he sees them pull in without their seatbelts fastened or yell at peole who leave the rest room without washing their hands? At least these things have some rational basis for criticism. Why does he think he's free to start teaching kids his religion because he thinks it's better than their parents' beliefs?
When I see a child, especially children of non-Lilayeneh orders, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told about her holiness, Lilayeneh. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live that long) to tell them that Lilayeneh can bring peace and prosperity to the world. I can understand your point though but the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other people still perceive Lilayeneh as a monster. Thus, I contend we must bring them to the Order of Lilayeneh, even if deception is required.
Yours etc,
Siral Witharbain
Jeez, i really hate those obnoxious, presumptuous christian cocksuckers that claim to be "SURE" of what they believe and then question other people's proof based, rationally attained, sanely maintained behaviour and way of life...
When I see a child, especially children of non
Eclectic Neo-Pagans with Feri leanings, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told about Diety. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not...
Just joking. I don't really care, maybe you're right, maybe I am, but there's no way to tell, so just STOP MAILING ME TRACTS ALREADY! I hate living in a hick town with 3 churches.
When I see you, my blood boils, my hair creeps, and my nerves freak. Why? because you want to take it upon yourself to harrase a parant into your ideals, force conformity upon them and make them you. Jesus said all whom believe will live forever, I believe and never went to church till I was 12 so where does that put me? Im 14 almost 15, I believe in jesus (but he was arab), and I believe god created the world, not in one day though as in gods time a day could be millions of years, something that gives some evidence that god created everything but set in evolution as his way of tinkering with us without it being obvious, but to you I am a lost cause that will burn alone and sad. When the day comes you will stand outside the pearly gates and wonder "why I am I here and not their" and you will reliese the error in your ways.
I don't "KNOW" I'm right in being an atheist. For all I know there is a god (not Jehovah, mind you, absolutely impossible) but at this point, it's the only logical religious stance
No one is going to Trick-or-Treat at your his/her, anyway. Kids have a sixth sense about where stingy, slf-righteous people live.
I admire the poster that this is a response to (about respecting neighbors). I have neighbors who are conservative Christians (I think they're Christian, I know they're conservative) and they never torment anyone with evangelism, nor does anyone (I hope) torment them. On Halloween, they just didn't go out or have candy.
when i was younger a got a little book in my candy bag.
It was a story about a girl in the hospital,
and how she was dying.
It was how she got faith in the lord.
And I remeber thinking, What a cute little story.
Then at the end she died.
I was horrified.
It gave me nightmares
CRazy
I think it's a good idea. The poor kid rings the bell expecting candy, and instead, gets a scrap of paper shoved in his/her hand. Guess where that paper will end up? At least the kid will grow up knowing what a fun-hating bunch the fundies are and stay away from them in future. Another mind saved, with a chance to think for itself!
Really? I thought MY truth, that we were all sweated out of the primal frost giant, Hymir, and that the world will end in a giant battle, was the only truth. Well, now i don't know what to think.
If I had a kid who went trick or treating and came home with some "Jesus Loves You!" pamphlet from my neighbor, I'd tell them they could read it, but that it was just one big lie.
Then I would egg the neighbor's house and put dog shit in their mailbox.
Lets edit this one some more!
When I see a child, especially children of non
*Scientologists*, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about *L.Ron Hubbard*. We shouldn't have to wait until that child grows up (*and can grow more rational and skeptical and less naive*) to tell them *about *dianetics*. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW *about body-thetans!* Other faiths do not *believe in Xenu!*
This thing is like madlibs!
What if the other parents report you to the police for harrassment and invoke the same "my god has a bigger dick than yours"stuff?. Moreover, what will you do when you justify homeschooling your kids and protesting every possible institution invoking the supposed sacred right of parents to use their children to their whim?. The hint that you can make exceptions when it's not convenient to you is not going to work.
... we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
How funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing - but I'm a pastafarian! We pastafarians KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
Good News? It's bad news. Always subordinate to a jealous God who imposes morals but is immoral himself.
I sound like the Antichrist now, but yeah. I have wondered if the fundies are right and I'm the Antichrist, but that's just me.
The "Good news": We are all sinners and are going to burn in hell forever. The only way to save yourself from never endin' hellfire is to obey bunch of crazy rules my religion says you should. Of course, those that don't know that they are sinning agains' God, are not going to hell, but it's too late for you, because I just told you all about my god and that you are sinning against Him. Anyway, even if you weren't hellbound then, you are now, unless you obey bunch of crazy rules and become born-again nutjob as I am.
Ok, if you´re so right and you know the truth, why are you so inconsistent with "the authority of the parents"?. When it´s not convenient to you, how ready you are to violate it, but when somebody "indoctrinates" your children, you go ballistic. Come on, "my God has a bigger dick than yours" is not valid any longer.
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