i was once visited by 2 saints i was praying to while i was sick n i was asking them to help me , n when i was healed with a miracle as the doctor said " u were survived in this operation by a miracle , how did u wait all this , go n thank god " , they visited me this night after the operation n asked me if i am OK now ?
that was a great experience .
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I doubt a doctor would have told you to thank God. He would have said, your survival was miraculous, but then again even atheist doctors would say that.
The fact that you saw two saints while you were sick suggests hallucination to me.
who k quoted the doctor as saying " u were survived in this operation by a miracle , how did u wait all this , go n thank god "
If I EVER heard a doctor make a statement with this grammer, much less the text of this statement, I would run away as fast as I could.
The hallucination was probably a reaction to the anesthesia. Maybe you stopped breathing for about 20 minutes and suffered brain damage...that's why they said it was a miracle you survived.
"If I EVER heard a doctor make a statement with this grammer, much less the text of this statement, I would run away as fast as I could."
I'd scream "MALPRACTICE" as loud as I could.
So? In college, I once had a severe flu with a high fever and was visited by THE Doctor (of Dr. Who , the Tom Baker incarnation) as well as Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock, who were consulting with each other and with me about my illness and how best to treat it. Even as I answered their questions and listened to their deliberations, I knew it was only a hallucination (albeit a really cool one).
At least I had it better that night than my roommate, who was dreaming that he was being attacked by Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street! But neither of us ever had the slightest inclination to think of our respective experiences as real (other than real weird).
~David D.G.
I was once visited by an angel and told me that I was going to win the lottery(it´s not true, but, what´s the problem?, seems that everybody can make up stories)
"the doctor said ' u were survived in this operation by a miracle , how did u wait all this , go n thank god '"
I would not trust any doctor who spoke like that. Are you sure you weren't treated by hillbilly Clem? How many teeth did your "doctor" have?
David D.G., I'm dying to know which Doctor Who it was. Tom Baker?
And "that was a great experience" cracked me up. It's so anti-climactic, like, yeah, this fantastic miracle saved my life. It was pretty cool.
Shell: Ah, heck, I should have specified; I'll modify the post to reflect that. Yes, as a matter of fact, it was Tom Baker; he was the one I experienced first, and of course the longest (heck, at that time, still the ONLY one that I had seen). It was one of the very few times that I got a genuinely enjoyable side effect from being in excruciating discomfort.
~David D.G.
"i was once visited by 2 saints"
No you weren't.
Seriously, you weren't.
No matter how much you want to believe it, no matter how much comfort it gives you, no matter how deep and sincere your faith is there is no such thing as saints that come visit.
I'm pretty sure "Bedside Manner 101" teaches doctors not to tell patients that they should "thank god."
In "Avoiding Law Suits 101" they learn not to tell patients that they survived an operation only by a miracle.
If your doctor did that, I would find a new one. He obviously has no confidence in his own abilities.
Shell: Thank you! It's my only hallucination to date, so I guess I've gotten lucky.
My late companion, a fantasy fan, once had a fine hallucination brought on by one of her prescribed meds (or by a combination of them -- she was on quite a few at the time), in which she was seeing a pair of miniature golden feather-winged lions, about 8 inches long, cavorting in the air above her, near the ceiling. She knew they weren't real, but was describing them to me and wishing I could see them, too. She had had a number of really awful experiences from some prescribed meds in her day (due to lifelong health issues), so I'm glad she got at least the occasional one that was pleasant.
~David D.G.
Can't you buy tickets for the Saints? They play 8 games in New Orleans and 8 games on the road. I've seen the Saints on TV and can every week with the NFL package. Oh, wait, that's not what they're talking about? *sarcasam*
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