Apostle Jeff #fundie

Apostle Jeff #fundie answers.yahoo.com

I had an encounter with a demon about 8 years ago. I stayed in a Motel room when I was living in sin with my girlfriend. I came in the door after midnight after work. My girlfriend was drunk as usual and told me that she had been entertaining a lost soul. I did not believe in such things so I just went to bed. I felt eeire, so I went in the other room to sleep. While I was trying to go to sleep, I got scared, so I prayed to Jesus for a safe sleep. I then had a complete peace that came over me. Then I heard my girlfriend praying to God to bring peace to this lost soul. Then I got a vision of this demon. It was not a lost soul! It was black and had fangs and claws. It was growing because of her lack of faith in God's judgement. She thought that she could pray this being into Heaven. As she was praying, I saw this horrible thing hovering over her. It was feeding off of her lack of belief. She believed in God and Jesus, but she had some false Catholic teachings. I warned her to stop, but she got mad at me and continued to pray. I knew that this Beings name was the Deceiver. He was deceiving her! I fell to sleep and by the next morning, I had to rush her to the ER! They told me that her vitals were dropping and that she was dying. I prayed with her in the room, but she did not accept or believe my prayers and my theology. I could not blame her since I was not living the life. She then asked for a Priest, but there was none around, so they sent a Chaplin. She prayed the exact same prayer that I did and my girlfriend trusted her, so she was completely delivered and she was released just a couple hours later!

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old comment by Redhunter

Luffy that was hilarious.
"this Beings name was the Deceiver. He was deceiving her!" Wow! Way to deduce, columbo! How did I know that when the story was all done that the 'attacked' person in the story was going to be diagnosed as 'A-OK' by the time the story was over? Maybe it's because the whole episode was based on sleep-deprivation, drugs or a chemical imbalance that was never anywhere near the dramatic demon possession that it is first thought to be? Think about what you said; you were scared, you prayed to jesus, and then this person battled for their very soul in front of you and you had to take them to the hospital. Guess your praying sucks.

old comment by Papabear

"I had an encounter with a demon about 8 years ago."
You betcha. "I stayed in a Motel room when I was living in sin with my girlfriend." What "sin" is big enough to live in? I thought you said you were in a motel room? "I came in the door after midnight after work. My girlfriend was drunk as usual and told me that she had been entertaining a lost soul." Drunken persons are likely to say all sorts of odd things. "I did not believe in such things so I just went to bed. I felt eeire, so I went in the other room to sleep. While I was trying to go to sleep, I got scared, so I prayed to Jesus for a safe sleep." Sometimes the dark can be scary, huh? You know, you can get a Jesus night light. And, if that doesn't work, pulling the covers up over your head is a tried n' true method of keeping the monsters at bay. "I then had a complete peace that came over me. Then I heard my girlfriend praying to God to bring peace to this lost soul." Uh huh. That would be the drunken girlfriend whose testimony iready in question? "Then I got a vision of this demon. It was not a lost soul! It was black and had fangs and claws." Was it perhaps a seedy motel? Maybe you were just up close, face to face with a cockroach. "It was growing because of her lack of faith in God's judgement. She thought that she could pray this being into Heaven." As I said, drunken people are apt say all sorts of odd things. "As she was praying, I saw this horrible thing hovering over her. It was feeding off of her lack of belief." Mmmm, lack of belief. Delicious and filling, too. "She believed in God and Jesus, but she had some false Catholic teachings." Catholic doctrine IS false, as are all theological doctrines. "I warned her to stop, but she got mad at me and continued to pray." This is the first instance I canremember of a Fundie advising someone to stop praying. Curious, not wrong, but curious. "I knew that this Beings name was the Deceiver." That would actually be a title, not a name. "He was deceiving her!" There seems to be a lot of deception going on here, but not by any demons. "I fell to sleep" You claim you were watching your girlfriend battling a demon and you FELL ASLEEP? WooHoo! Gallant and valiant boyfriend to the rescue. "and by the next morning, I had to rush her to the ER! They told me that her vitals were dropping and that she was dying." How drunk was she? Maybe some drugs other than alcohol, eh? For that matter, how drunk were you? "I prayed with her in the room, but she did not accept or believe my prayers and my theology." You two sound ever so devoted to each other. "I could not blame her since I was not living the life." So, if you HAD been "living the life" your girlfriend would have been at fault? "She then asked for a Priest, but there was none around, so they sent a Chaplin. She prayed the exact same prayer that I did and my girlfriend trusted her, so she was completely delivered and she was released just a couple hours later!" If the doctors had actually thought she was dying, I doubt that they would have just released her a couple of hours later. There would have been tests to do and a period of observation to be sure she was not in danger.

old comment by Nameless

Later in the same post:

She went nuts and I had to drop her off at mental health. She started seeing delusions of things that weren't there. It tormented her. While she was in there, she met another Cocain addict, he described the exact same being hovering over her.

Okay, so she took cocaine regularly and saw things that weren't there. You on the other hand were just a good, or at least mediocre, Christian, who just happened to live and have sex with her, although you never took any drugs nor alcohol, and also happened to see these very real demons nobody else, except possibly one another cocaine addict, could see? Sounds like a very convincing case of demon possession to me.