[Response to the News of Steve Irwin's Death]
To have a barb pierce your sternum and heart, he would have to been hugging the poor thing. Freaking sicko-mate. This was as avoidable as being attacked by a sloth. Rolling the dice?, this is like choking to death on the dice.
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Crickey! Here's a great example of your typical fundie...there 'e is just hidin' over 'ere in 'is little safe place...being really careful not to frighten anything...'ere mate, I'm not 'ere to fight...just let me take a look at ya...what a beautiful animal you are, mate.
"To have a barb pierce your sternum and heart, he would have to been hugging the poor thing."
Mr. Turquoise, that is a beautiful homage. And it is so true; Steve Irwin would have been completely entranced by this fundie's beauty, undaunted by its bilious nature and production of venom.
It was all captured on video. He wasn't hugging the stingray. In fact, though I know this will be hard for you Mr. C., if you think about it, the barb couldn't have pierced his sternum or heart if he was hugging the ray.
It wouldn't actually have had to punch past the sternum, since the sternum doesn't completely obscure the heart. Now that I have corrected you, I'm going to call you a waste of oxygen and tell you to get the fuck out of the gene pool.
This is what I really can't stand. This stupid sonuvabitch is still breathing and spewing his vile filth, and Steve Irwin is dead.
Uh, wasn't it caught on tape? I should think visual evidence trumps even the fundie nut-brain.
To have a nail pierce your hands and feet, he [Jesus] would have to been hugging the poor things. Freaking sicko-mate. This was as avoidable as being attacked by a sloth. Rolling the dice?, this is like choking to death on the dice.
That.Bastard. Only punk-ass motherfuckers talk rudely about the dead... Betcha if Irwin lived through it, he wouldn'tve said anything.
Ok, ditto to everyone on the asshattery and the lack of any knowledge whatsoever regarding stingrays... but I can't help but wonder if he's really that unaware of the potential lethality of a sloth...
Hugging a stingray would have resulted in stings or scratches to the limbs which are generally not fatal. It's a freak accident. Look at the Caymen Islands famed "Stingray City" no one has ever died and those tourists do things that border on abusive to those poor rays. There is only one concievable way to get stung in that manner, swim too close to the tail.
I must use the sharp umbrella again.....
But, I got a better idea. Lock him up in a room full of Steve Irwin's fans who have been informed of his quote.
@nameless 289256
Anon:
We would appreciate that comment, if what you meant was that you don't like these people.
Because we surely don't.
Mr. Coulter:
Die.
Just, die.
Words are not fitting for this man.
Irwin:
May you rest in peace, and may you please forget that this thing ever happened.
Thanks.
Mr. Coulter, I hope you get mauled by a stingray, so you can see how wrong you were. And on a rather unrelated note, am I the only one who cried when I heard Steve Irwin was killed?
What about the old saying "Of the dead, say nothing but good", in Latin "De mortuis nil nisi bonum"?
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