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My seventh dream I saw myself living the days of Jesus. I was living in a house made out of clay, with floors of dirt and it had only one room in it. I saw preparring dinner with 11 other woman. I saw one big, long table and was kneading the bread dough, another was pouring wine, another was preparing the fruits, can’t remember what the rest were preparing. It was a beautiful sunny day! The windows had shutters to open and close, no glass. A lady appeared at the window while still daylight and whispered to me that the apocalypse is comming. I looked at her and said that I knew. She appeared again, except this time it was dark outside and whispered “the apocalypse is here, NOW” I started walking the narrow alleys, path of dirt, and looked up at the skies and saw a stream of mist falling from the North skies of heaven. The mist crawled through each house in the valley and sucked up every soul that had no faith. The mist went right through me and couldn’t hurt me. I then turned around and saw a big group of people following me. We then walked through a big group of people and they were all speaking different tongues. Then we saw four legged creature, with long torsos, long hairy tales, long neck, long wings, with heads of lions, and faces of humans and all looked demon. One enormous beast came up to me and started speaking to me very filthy. He then lay on his back, with all four legs up, and wanted me to rub his _____, but instead I smiled at the beast and said to it “here, I’ll just rub your tummy” I rubbed, and rubbed until his tummy area started burning him from the inside out. He then vanished into thin air. The other beasts started vanishing too! Then I walked the stairs up to heavens and they were so long! after stepping for so long and felt so out of breath and felt like giving up, then all the sudden some tall, gigantic, beautiful, golden gates appeared! I felt like a midget! I felt like giants lived on the other side. I came upon the golden gate that opened and touched it. It swang opened and walked through it. Again, Jesus with his beautiful long, white robe and golden rope around his waiste, received me with open arms, and he extended beautiful wings upon me and smiled again. He then showed me the promise land, the land of paradise! Everyone living there received me with such love, such beauty, and all welcomed me. They told me that from that day on, there shall never be night nor dark, there shall be no more illness, and we shall live forever again like it once existed. I can’t describe the land of paradise, because it’s like no land ever seen by humans, all I remember that it sure was the most beautiful place ever in our wildest imaginations. I then woke up and felt so bless by the lord. Now I must look for my mission and feel like I most express my dreams to as many people as I can, and tell everyone that he is coming, and coming very soon. We should all come together and have lots of faith, to all be christians and to BELIEVE! Open our eyes, open our ears, nad most of all, open our hearts and souls with faith!

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