Oh and Aeon, dude, im a 14 year old kid and even I know that the soul is never ours to give in the first place. it is given by God and only God has the right to give it to anyone. And how can you ever “acheive balance” if you’ve given any part of yourslef to the devil. HELLO? I believe you have just been showed up by a fourteen year old. Dude
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Dude.
So, if God has my soul, that means I can't give it to the Devil, right? Only God could give it to the Devil. Why would God give my soul to the Devil? Why, God, why? :'(
"Oh and Aeon, dude, im a 14 year old kid and even I know that the soul is never ours to give in the first place."
"itellectual," get your nose out the Bible for a moment and try this intellectual exercise. Prove to me that humans actually HAVE a soul.
"it is given by God and only God has the right to give it to anyone."
Prove that God exists.
"And how can you ever “acheive balance” if you’ve given any part of yourslef to the devil."
Prove that the Devil exists.
"HELLO?"
Hello.
"I believe you have just been showed up by a fourteen year old. Dude"
You haven't shown up anyone. You've made several assertions with no (none, zip, zilch) supporting evidence.
Even for a 14 y/o, you're not very wise.
'When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things'.
1 Corinthians 13:11
"Oh and Aeon, dude, im a 14 year old kid
With no life...
and even I know that the soul is never ours to give in the first place. it is given by God and only God has the right to give it to anyone.
Yes, for God has a monopoly on souls. Unfortunately there may be competition from Halliburton and Exxon-Mobile
And how can you ever “acheive balance” if you’ve given any part of yourslef to the devil.
Obviously, this guy hasn't read anything on Asian philosphy.
HELLO? I believe you have just been showed up by a fourteen year old. Dude
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Dude. Fuck off.
I hate fourteen-year-olds like this. My fourteen-year-old little brother had better not be posting on web forums and saying shit like this. Then again, he's probably the ACTUAL most intelligent 14-year-old I know, as opposed to "itellectual" here.
I believe you have just been showed up by a fourteen year old.
Yeah, and skinheads believe they are superior to any non-Aryan. Doesn't make it true.
Dude, are you fucking this up?! Do you see what happens, itellectual ?! Do you see what happens when you act like a fundamentalist fuckwit?! I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this fucking strumpet...
Dude. Keep in mind that you're 14. At that age it's easy to think that you have all the answers, dude. Oh, and dude, hello to you too. Peace out, dude.
No, said fourteen year old just embarassed himself by spouting idiocy.
This sixteen year old knows this fourteen year old hippie needs help. Serious help.
{ HELLO? I believe you have just been showed up by a fourteen year old. Dude }
Oh, WHOA! I guess. Pwn much? That's rilly tubular. Dude
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