If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.
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Animal: 1. "Any organism of the kingdom Animalia, distinguished from plants by certain typical characteristics, such as the power of locomotion, fixed structure and limited growth, and nonphotosynthetic metabolism" animalis , living, from anima , feminine of animus , breath, soul]
--From "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language", 1969.
Everyone who makes such idiotic claims ought to be beaten over the head with a dictionary. Sheesh.
And here we have, in his natural habitat, an Absolute Ignoramus. Closely related to the Fucking Idiot, he is best recognized by his inability to make a rational statement and his abysmal lack of understanding about anything scientific, particularly his own lineage. The Absolute Ignoramus can even be recognized from a distance or in the dark due his shrill and incessant call of "Goddidit, Goddidit, Goddidit." They tend to turn ferocious when cornered and their nonsense is pointed out to them, so it is best to steer clear of them if possible to avoid possible mental meltdown brought on by their total lack of coherency.
Well, in that case, NEVER use medicines or the such, they are made under the testing of animals. Second, there is plenty evidence, starting by the fact that we eat, breath and reproduce like them. But well, if you want to screw your brain, it´s your problem.
"If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong."Human beings ARE animals. You are 100% wrong.
"No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat."
I agree, but no persons who accept and understand the ToE are asserting anything like that.
"ET can happen within a species but not between species."
However, if evolution happens within a species for a long enough period, changes will accumulate to the point that a new species is formed. Accepting "small scale" evolution is no different from accepting all evolution.
You're right, you were never your cat.
Cats aren't blithering idiots, after all.
Oh, so this is why nobody remembers the first couple of months of his life - it is because we were all born as monkeys and just mutated into humans after some time. And the real reason why nurse used to be a christian job for a long time is so that this will not come out. But now the government has gotten into it too and they are all hiding this fact from us.
Really - I don't get why some people take that statement so literally. Maybe because they have learnt it that way, since some folks tend to say that the words in the bible are meant literally. Neither they are nor the description of an ape becoming a man are!
Evolution never said you were your pet cat. It says you and your pet cat came from a common ancestor millions of years ago.
Clearly, you're closer in IQ to your pet cat than to the rest of us...
I'm sure the cat goes "I am a cat not an animal"
Just like your bread goes "I am a piece of toast, not a stupid old sandwich."
You never were or can be your own pet cat. that is simple logic, u cant be two things at once, well u can be christian and crazy. but you can never be both a cat and a human.... AT THE SAME TIME. dumbass...
Silence is golden.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Humans ARE animals, genious.
something tells me though that after i hit 'post', i will find that almost everyone typed either those exact words or a close approximation.
I really, really hope that you were never your pet cat.
Also, ET was an awesome movie.
Animals used to be a more different kind of animals.
People are now a more different kind of thingie than the thingie that we used to be a long long time ago.
Note: Bad grammar entirely intentional.
Also, I've got some interesting pictures that disagree with your denial of ever being your pet cat.
@ Moe "[Latin, an animal, from animalis, living, from anima, feminine of animus, breath, soul]--From "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language", 1969. Everyone who makes such idiotic claims ought to be beaten over the head with a dictionary. Sheesh."
You should keep in mind that Christians (weirdly enough) think that non-human animals dosen't have souls.
Evolution, or temporally asynchronous reincarnation?
"Hello, my name is Josh ..."
If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong.
Then what the fuck typed that, a plant?!
Oh my (lack of) God, that's too funny XD
...I'm so totally going to go around telling people I am my pet cat now.
Animal= kingdom
You know that thing on your face, the one under your nose? Just stop using it, and maybe it wouldn't bleed so much.
Animal: a living organism characterized by voluntary movement.
And for the record, speciation has been countlessly observed.
Your cat should sue you for implying it could ever have given rise to someone so staggeringly stupid.
We are animals, dork, but we have never been cats. Evolution does not work that way (to put it mildly).
Personally, I'd rather have this friendly furry animal as my ancestor:
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than this ugly fundie:
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Fortunately, the Plesiadapis is among my ancestors. Pat Robertson isn't ;-)
You weren't your cat. Anyone who said so is as dumb as you are. Think of your family tree. You share your parents with your siblings, your grandparents with your cousins, etc. Simply, we share a common ancestor with other apes, a more distant one with all primates, another with all mammals, another with all vertabrates, another with all animals, an another very distant with all life an earth. You are related not only to every human alive, but your cat is a distant cousin. Now I was never my cousin, or my own grandpa for that matter, but it does make a good song.
"If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong"
You - along with the rest of humanity - share at least 98% of your DNA with chimpanzees.
Not only is your argument invalid, by the above fact proving that Darwin was 110% right all along, your argument is completely annihilated.
Not taking into account Kitzmiller vs. Dover, face facts: Evolution is fact. Creation is lies .
Deal with it.
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Must be cold in that river in Egypt eh, fundies? We Atheists have the evidence. The facts . We win.
"If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that"
Okay, I'm game.
(*Cracks knuckles *)
We humans (Homo Sapiens ) share at least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes ).
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
--EDIT--
Bollocks, I'd posted earlier. (Note to self: check the thread prior to commenting). Still, all's fair in love and annihilating arguments.
Confused?
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