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Of course atheists have morals. They just don't know why. Which is why atheists only believe they are atheists. Otherwise they wouldn't have morals. The very assertion that atheists have morals is contradictory. Why would atheists need morals?

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 10 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Rysith

I know nobody is ever going to see this because this is old, but...

What? Atheists have morals, which is a contradictory statement?

This person needs to alter the drugs they are taking to move back towards coherency.

6/13/2006 11:47:55 PM

CousinTed

If you say the word \"morals\" one more time, I will be forced to clobber you.

6/14/2006 12:27:29 AM

Huffers

I don't have morals, and I'm not an athiest

6/14/2006 1:45:50 AM

Crosis

<<< Of course atheists have morals. They just don't know why. >>>

I know damn well why, thank you very much. There are several reasons, one of which is that certain acts (murder, theft, etc.) are so damaging to the possibility of peaceful coexistence that it is better for all of us to agree that no one should commit them. No God necessary.

<<< The very assertion that atheists have morals is contradictory. >>>

How so?

6/14/2006 4:02:18 AM



To live peacefully in civilized society.

7/26/2008 3:42:41 PM

Grigadil

Dr Seuss said we needed them. Good enough for me.

7/26/2008 5:10:04 PM

Carbonated Margarine

It's kinda fun to read this again after replacing "morals" with "molars."

7/26/2008 6:06:07 PM

Canadiest

I also got more Morality lessons through Dr Suess than the Bible.

The Grimm brothers and Marvel comics gave me even more.

7/27/2008 2:30:04 PM

Anonymous Tau

Ah, I see. Another claim that athiests don't exist.

Denialism, my friend, is a dangerous thing.

6/28/2010 11:34:46 PM

Anon-e-moose

"Of course atheists have morals. They just don't know why."



Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs!

"Which is why atheists only believe they are atheists."

'Belief' is a word that isn't in my vocabulary. I only acknowledge facts. I exist. Your 'God' doesn't.. You do the maths.

"Otherwise they wouldn't have morals."

I could drink myself to an early grave, but I choose not to. I could become a walking pharamaceutical lab by taking every controlled substance known to man, but I choose not to. I could rape a woman/child/goat/corpse, but I choose not to.

"The very assertion that atheists have morals is contradictory. Why would atheists need morals?"

Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind, Tony Alamo, David J. Stewart, Timothy McVeigh, Scott Rooeder et al prove the very assertion that right-wing Fundamentalist Christians have morals is contradictory.

Why would the Religious Right need morals?

I love the smell of destroyed arguments. Smells like... victory.

So we Atheists don't have morals? The above list proves we do. And we know why we do. Because we Atheists are superior to you fundies. Said list proves that.

6/29/2010 8:59:07 AM
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