"Of course atheists have morals. They just don't know why."
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Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs!
"Which is why atheists only believe they are atheists."
'Belief' is a word that isn't in my vocabulary. I only acknowledge facts. I exist. Your 'God' doesn't.. You do the maths.
"Otherwise they wouldn't have morals."
I could drink myself to an early grave, but I choose not to. I could become a walking pharamaceutical lab by taking every controlled substance known to man, but I choose not to. I could rape a woman/child/goat/corpse, but I choose not to.
"The very assertion that atheists have morals is contradictory. Why would atheists need morals?"
Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind, Tony Alamo, David J. Stewart, Timothy McVeigh, Scott Rooeder et al prove the very assertion that right-wing Fundamentalist Christians have morals is contradictory.
Why would the Religious Right need morals?
I love the smell of destroyed arguments. Smells like... victory.
So we Atheists don't have morals? The above list proves we do. And we know why we do. Because we Atheists are superior to you fundies. Said list proves that.