Never trust Muslim. Over here or over there.
The only thing I know so far about the Muslims serving in our military is that all sorts of special concessions have to be made for them because of their religion, and that one rolled a grenade into a tent of sleeping commrades, killing several.
If I was in uniform, serving along side an "American" Muslim in uniform, I would never shut my eyes to sleep. I'd rather be in a foxhole with a Frenchman than a Muslim. At least you could be pretty sure that all the Frenchman would do is tuck tail and run. The Muslim would more than likely slit your throat if given half a chance.
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"The only thing I know so far about the Muslims serving in our military is that all sorts of special concessions have to be made for them because of their religion,"
You haven't been to the airforce academy recently, have you?
Well, I would say the same as Fundies. We have to take your Bibles for the same priviledges you reclaim, pray in school regardless of our beliefs and hear your insults all the time. And they don´t bother the rest of the people when they pray or not drink alcohol.
I'd rather be in a foxhole with a Frenchman than a Muslim.
Well, I don't know. Is the Muslim dude cuter?
Given your attitude, you probably would be in trouble if you had to share a tent with a Muslim. The rest of us, on the other hand, would get along just fine.
I hope that you will someday be in a situation where you either trust a Muslim, or die horribly. You will, of course, burn in hell, should it exist.
"one rolled a grenade into a tent of sleeping commrades, killing several."
This happened at Camp Matilda(1 mile from the Iraq boarder). It was a white, PFC, christian that was pissed about a football game. Since I was there I think I have better information than you.
Since you are not in service, why don't you keep your sweeping generalizations to yourself, white-sheet?
How is it that someone is so proud of their arrogance and stupidity? Just because your only education was the 'Truly Tasteless Jokes' section of 'Hustler'?
I'm sure you're not doing anything wrong by the bible, bearing in mind that the eleventh commandment is clearly
"thou shalt be a racist, bigoted cuntfuck"
So carry on, with your ticket to heaven now guaranteed
Notice the conditional; "If I was in uniform..."
Monday Morning Quarterbacks are, at most, irritating; Recliner Soldiers are a whole 'nother ball game.
The Muslim would more than likely slit your throat if given half a chance.
If I had to deal with your bigoted ass day in and day out, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be tempted to be the same. Not that you'd think some pansy gay pretty boy would do it.
I have Muslim neighbors and I have met and spanned some time with Americans. If it comes to a realistic worldview, world knowledge and respect my neighbors score far better than the Americans. And when it comes to arrogance the Americans allmost top of the list. On the other hand stupidity is not limited to the US but as one of the (richest) countries on earth it sometimes surprises me.
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F.
When I told my Mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end.
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Remember, never trust a monkey. Over here or over there.
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