Keep a fully stocked pantry in case Tribulation Saints stop by your house. They're going to need every last ounce of food, water, and medicine they can get.
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Tribulation saints?
I think that's supposed to refer to people who convert after the Rapture.
If tribulation saints are the people who converted after the "rapture", why would I want to give them food? Obviously I don't care about your god or I would be one of them myself. Add the fact that your god is systematically killing most life on the planet at that time and you have a very good reason not to give your resources to them.
<<"The Tribulation Saints are the "freedom fighter" characters from the Left Behind series.
Yes, I've read them" - Ed>>
Freedom fighters?
If fire fighters fight fires,
crime fighters fight crime,
bull fighters fight bulls,
then what do freedom fighters fight?
Are the people who are going to be raptured supposed to stock the pantries first , so that after they go Tribulation Saints can break into their houses and eat after they're gone? Are they supposed to keep it stocked at all times in case the rapture happens in the next 5 minutes ? Better run to the grocery!
The Tribulation Saints are the "freedom fighter" characters from the Left Behind series.
Yes, I've read them :-P
I have too. And here I was thinking that a "Tribulation Saint" was some secret code for something. It's just a retarded fundie who can't tell the difference between (not so) entertaining fiction and reality.
But that's fundyism in a nutshell, no?
@Ed
Yes, I've read them :-P
Is there anything of value in there for an atheist?
@Oolon Coluphid
Is there anything of value in there for an atheist?
Ignoring the Christian silliness, they weren't too bad until the Anti-Christ guy revealed his "true power" or whatnot. Then the Fundosity gets kicked into overdrive.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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