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Randy Ross, Teens-4-Christ 69 Comments [9/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jonathan Fisher
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Julian


Baaaaa! N-i-i-i-i-i-i-ice si-i-i-ii-i-i-iite! Ba-a-a-a-a-h!

9/15/2006 2:51:14 AM

Star Cluster

There you go. Nothing like open-mindedness and free flowing thought to stimulate one's mind. [/sarcasm]

9/15/2006 3:02:14 AM

whitewater55

Very Christian of you, I must say.

9/15/2006 3:04:40 AM

Huffers

Mmmmm... authoritarian :)

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NO DEBATING. Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed.
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Any picture to be posted on The Board must be approved by an administrator before it is posted. If you post a picture on The Board, everyone in the picture must be modestly dressed (by our standards), not promoting any sinful activity (including any premarital physical contact), and not crude in any way
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lol!

This place should be a goldmine of ignorance :)

9/15/2006 3:09:52 AM

Papabear

Ah, a free-thinker site.

9/15/2006 3:28:49 AM

Patches

And they say we're fascists...

9/15/2006 3:34:54 AM

Incubusion

Human growth and maturation does not work that way! GOOD NIGHT!

9/15/2006 3:35:53 AM

MK

Translation:

\"We are ignorant and darned proud of it. Any attempt to cure us of our ignorance will be forcibly put down.\"

9/15/2006 3:37:07 AM

demongoat

some forum.. seems like a huge waste of time to me. what is it a bunch of people saying how much they love the lord then, some other people saying amen and bless you like on bibleforums?

how open minded of them

9/15/2006 3:57:38 AM

Amigone201

That's some scary stuff Huffers.

Debaters, murderers, and adulterers, yeah, pretty much seems all the same to me!

I was actually captain of my adultering murderers team in high school.

9/15/2006 4:08:14 AM

Napoleon the Clown

It's pretty easy to be in the majority when you censor all differing opinions, isn't it? Asshole.

9/15/2006 4:27:01 AM

Redhunter

Sounds like someone likes god so much they are willing to act just like him!

No dissent!
No questions!
No reality!

No thank you.

9/15/2006 5:48:19 AM

NotMe

Are you allowed to post anything on this forum? Or does the sinfull use of letters constitute a reason for banning?

9/15/2006 6:04:04 AM

Mary Sunshine

Seig heil!

9/15/2006 6:45:28 AM

Moe

The on-line equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going \"La-La-La I Can't HEAR You\". How very mature.

9/15/2006 7:01:04 AM

mad dog

You obviously know nothing of Christian history or any history for that matter if you hold the King James Version to be infallible. The KJV is a translation, much like a french dubbed version of Star Wars. Try telling me that a french or a chinese version of star wars is the definitive version with a straight face.

Also, where did all these fascist little punks come from? In the 80's and 90's, smug brats like this would have been laughed out of the high schools, and would likely have their asses kicked on a regular basis.

Besides, who wants to be a square as a teenager? Being a teenager is a time for paying some college guy to give you liquor and weed, then go smoke and drink behind the principal's house, while fucking his daughter. Being a teenager is a time for setting abandoned houses on fire and wrapping your car around trees several times, while on the way to some abandoned factory for an illegal rock concert, with a large doobie in your hand, after spray painting the mayor's cat various flourescent colors. Being a teenager is the time in your life when you should be shoplifting your favorite album from Hot Topic, as well as 5 or 6 t-shirts; maybe even shoplifting some jewelry for your girlfriend. Being a teenager is also a great time for launching firecrackers at the houses of local politicians, especially the ones who create bullshit laws designed to imprison and oppress youth, right after a rigorous day of drag racing with stolen cars.

Set your spiderman comics and your bible on fire, and allow yourself to go free (just don't burn the Lobo Comics!). If your'e going to be a boring square now, just imagine how much more boring you will be as an adult.

9/15/2006 7:13:36 AM

Prager

Two cheers for free expression! Hip hip huraaa Hip hip huraaa ...

9/15/2006 7:18:22 AM

Huffers

You obviously know nothing of Christian history or any history for that matter if you hold the King James Version to be infallible. The KJV is a translation, much like a french dubbed version of Star Wars. Try telling me that a french or a chinese version of star wars is the definitive version with a straight face.

I think the english dub of \"Snake in Eagle's Shadow\" is the definitive version -- the poor translation and bizarre choice of voice actors actually added to the film :P

Also, in some ways the chinese version of Star Wars is more interesting than the original.

And I've heard it said that the German translation of \"Reaper Man\" by Terry Pratchett is better than the original (not sure about this one, though).

9/15/2006 7:26:49 AM

mad dog

Is there some point to this, Huffers? Are you trying to jerk me around? Don't you have something better to do?

9/15/2006 7:34:36 AM

Huffers

heh, I'm saying why can't a translation be better than the original?

9/15/2006 7:36:33 AM

mad dog

Because a translation is based on the original version, therefore at best, it can only be as good as the original, much like a photocopied piece of paper can only be as good as the original at the very best, but in actuality is usually worse.

With translations, certain parts of the message are lost, especially with more complex translations. Certain concepts simply do not translate between languages and cultures well. But since you like giving me a hard time, I bet that you are going to find 300 ways to string together some argument as to why I am wrong.

9/15/2006 7:41:54 AM

Matilde

And then they complain about how unfair and bias the world is!!(besides, are Catholics or other faiths which don´t use KJV less Christians?)

9/15/2006 7:44:13 AM

Huffers

Sorry about giving you a hard time - I'm only doing it because you don't post crap and I thought I'd take a challenge in disagreeing with you.

much like a photocopied piece of paper can only be as good as the original at the very best, but in actuality is usually worse.

Like DNA?

(see also)

9/15/2006 7:45:56 AM

Sevagram

Fingers in ears and all together now: \"La la la la la la la\"

9/15/2006 8:04:00 AM

Grey Wolf

Examples of translations that improved on the original: Shrek and Shrek 2, in Spanish. Mostly because the straight-lazed humour of the English versions to pass US \"censorship\" of public opinion was very relaxed in the Spanish version.

Of course, since the Bible is theoretically perfect God-inspired in the original, you cannot improve on it. And things like 616 changing into 666 means that KJV has changed, and the only change from eprfection can only be for the worse.

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf

9/15/2006 8:18:40 AM
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