Douglas J. Bender, Internet Infidels

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Finally (for this post), someone accused me of being "arrogant" for thinking that God answered my prayer to get rid of a demon, even though God apparently does not answer much more "serious" (life-and-death) prayers. That's a ridiculous argument to make - God answers ALL sincere prayers made in faith...it's just that some of His answers happen to be "No", or "Not yet".

Douglas J. Bender, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#1351613

Dr. Jimes Tooper

God must be a douche if he expells "demons" from you and yet, decides to not save a drowning child.

11/24/2011 10:40:17 AM

#1351629

rw23

So he always answers 'No' when it comes to reattaching or regenerating severed limbs? Mortal non-omnipotent doctors have managed better than that, even if not always perfectly as yet.

11/24/2011 12:22:51 PM

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Swede

Child near death by starvation in Africa due to six years' drought - "Not yet, in a year or two perhaps".
Stupid idiot who thinks he's got a demon - "Why yes of course, I'll help you right away".

11/24/2011 12:33:37 PM

#1351983

Canadiest

So you're special. Don't misunderstand us for our misconception. There is no God so you are never special ti him.

What is it that makes you think the ultimate force in the universe cares for you? That Bible-booky-book's not even the most miniscule evidence of anything but fictions ancient history.

ALL FUNDIES LISTEN UP!
That got their attention, they love shouting.
There are millions of starving children in Africa and millions more all over the world. God could'nt give a shit for them but rids you (today, and probably never stops this demon shit)of IMAGINARY demons.

Arrogance abounds in you.

11/25/2011 5:05:32 PM