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Hello again Amped Mobile! AGAIN if NEVER GETTING THROUGH BEFORE EVER WHO AM I and then is this for EVERYTHING? You Ted are JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD and YES this is FOR EVERYTHING! What is EVERYTHING and DEFINE? Heaven and Earth and Universe and Infinite Universe and EVERY THING and EVERY LIVING THING ON them TOO! For WHO or WHO? For GOD or DEVIL! IS THIS COMPLETELY TRUE these are STAKES? YES LIKE A HUGE GAMBLING GAME? A HUGE WAR GAME FOR EVERYTHING!

TedJesusChristGod, Youtube 44 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Mike
WTF?! || meh
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Savrin

Someone is off their medication it would seem.

9/21/2006 1:25:19 AM

Axver

COULD YOU PLEASE try to MAKE some SENSE NEXT TIME?

9/21/2006 1:41:00 AM

Ed

I don't know what's going on, but it frightens me greatly.

9/21/2006 1:55:42 AM

whitewater55

Cousin Ted?? Is that you?


9/21/2006 2:07:45 AM

Sandman

Someone needs to take their Ritalin.

9/21/2006 3:06:38 AM

Miss Sweet

Someone's mother stood too close to the microwave when she was pregnant...

9/21/2006 3:11:21 AM

Star Cluster

So Jesus came back as a raving lunatic named Ted. Interesting.

9/21/2006 3:20:44 AM

Crosis

Word Salad, anyone?

9/21/2006 3:25:47 AM

CousinTed

whitewater: Nah, that's not me. But I think the message about being Jesus might have been intended for me. Some cherubim must have confused his Teds.

9/21/2006 3:28:34 AM

Napoleon the Clown

What the fuck?

9/21/2006 3:30:12 AM

Crembels

Crosis: Word Salad, anyone?

BAHAHAAHAH!!!

\"Delicious Fundie Word salad award\"

or simply:

\"Word Salad award\"

9/21/2006 3:40:49 AM

NonHomogenized

I... um... er... that is... what?

9/21/2006 3:55:41 AM

Papabear

Wait, wait! I think I get it. He's channeling Zippy the Pinhead's retarded little brother.

9/21/2006 4:13:22 AM

Veinor

ALL your BASE ARE BELONG to GOD!

9/21/2006 5:52:01 AM

Redhunter

I've been wondering what a disciple of 'TED' would be like and he's just as I imagined; Rabid shit-house rat insane.

9/21/2006 6:26:13 AM

Prager

Someone forgot to take the pink pill this morning!

9/21/2006 6:53:40 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Mmm, delicious word salad.

9/21/2006 10:29:04 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Whisky Tango Foxtrot? Over!

9/21/2006 10:33:14 AM

Coffee

Fascinating. It reads like every third word is missing.

9/21/2006 12:51:54 PM

David D.G.

WORD SALAD Award NOMINATION thirded!


~David D.G.

9/21/2006 2:04:39 PM

Em

Have you ever seen those fridge games, there's about 200 magnetic words and you can try and write poetry on your fridge with them...
I think this guy got stuck with the fundie version of it, and just pulled words out of the box while waiting for his coffee to percolate.

9/21/2006 2:27:00 PM

John

AGAIN if NEVER GETTING THROUGH BEFORE EVER WHO AM I and then is this for EVERYTHING?

Is this supposed to be English? I'm still trying to find a verb in that first clause. I think Em's refrigerator magnets idea might explain it.

9/21/2006 3:21:00 PM

Old Viking

TedJesusChristGod has his own Web site. He is too disturbed to make fun of.

9/21/2006 9:54:30 PM

Julian

Originally posted by Em

Have you ever seen those fridge games, there's about 200 magnetic words and you can try and write poetry on your fridge with them...
I think this guy got stuck with the fundie version of it, and just pulled words out of the box while waiting for his coffee to percolate.


My brother had a set - you can write dreadfully florid 'Mills and Boon' soft porn smut with them.

9/22/2006 3:39:23 AM

UberLutheran

[After analyzing the passage using the Flesch-Kincaid Reading Evaluator]

Flesch Reading Ease 75.9
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level 2.9

Obviously, TedJesusChristGod is one of those children who were \"left behind\".

9/22/2006 5:01:22 AM
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