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HEY YA"LL. IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY> IM GOING TO FUCKING HEAVEN. I KNOW IT> I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY BY MY LIFE IM GOING TO HEAVEN. YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNNNNNNNNNOOOOTTT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE< I SWEAR. I SWEAR> I SWEAR> HOW CAN I GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS>.???????????? I FUCKING KNOW IT. ITS IN MY HEART. I KNNNOOOWWWWWWW IT. NO QUESTION WHATSOEVER> GOT IT>? THAT is HOW sTRONG IT IS> WHEN YOU KNOW, THEN YOU KNOW IT,. WELL GODAMN, WHEN YOU ALL ARE STILL WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD PICK BUDISM OVER CHRISTIANITY ILL BE SITTING NEXT TO JESUS> I SWEAR ONE DAY WHENEVER I DIE, JESUS IIS COMING TO LIFT ME UP IN GLORY AND HES SAVED ME< BY GOD HE SAVED ME> AND IM GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THHHHHAAAAATT SUUUURE. THERE IS NO QUESTION.

datgurl11 [TPF], POD Warrior Forum 43 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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ImScaredOfFundies

Troll, go home.


12/1/2006 9:38:44 PM

√ėyvind

Auch.

3/4/2007 8:04:16 PM

BurntBush

Look! Troll with a sign.

3/4/2007 9:04:24 PM

Beccs

Troll for sure.

3/4/2007 10:54:12 PM

Ambrielle

Uh...

3/4/2007 11:33:19 PM

Sandman

There's a \"Fucking Heaven?\" Screw the clouds and wings place, I want to go there!

3/4/2007 11:37:19 PM

Michael

AND I'LL STILL FEEL THAT WAY WHEN I TURN EIGHT NEXT YEAR!!!!!

3/5/2007 1:22:13 AM

anti-nonsense

Somebody needs to turn their caps lock key off.

3/5/2007 1:25:53 AM

heathen

did you give away ALL of your possessions? if so you are not going to heaven according to Jesus

3/5/2007 2:30:57 AM

Tobii

What are you boasting for? Are you proud that you're going to heaven? Pride's a pretty bad sin, right?

3/5/2007 3:14:38 AM

HypnoToad

I love the part where she forgot her caps lock was on.

3/5/2007 3:24:00 AM

Julian

Where's a nun with a steel ruler and some caustic soda when you need one?

3/5/2007 3:36:48 AM

Matty The Red

hey datgurl i got something to say

no one gives a fuck

3/5/2007 3:58:02 AM

Drakeal

IT'S INCOFUCKINGHERANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/5/2007 4:24:00 AM

jo_27e

I KNOWS IM GONNA GOES TO THEM HEAVEN, NOW WHY IS THEM LETTERS ALL BIG, AND WHAT IS THAT LITTLE BRIGHT THINGY ON MY TYPYBOARD?

3/5/2007 5:51:03 AM

NeSS

Caps Lock: Cruise Control for Cool.

3/5/2007 6:05:52 AM

Brian X

K, young lady, here's some black hair dye, a Joy Division CD, a pentacle necklace, and a pack of cloves. You'll know what to do with them when the time comes. (I would also recommend a copy of The Guide To Getting It On, because I have a feeling you'll need it.)

3/5/2007 7:48:03 AM

JP

I don't believe you for one minute

3/5/2007 9:40:48 PM

DG

I want to go to fucking heaven. I hope it's as good as it sounds :)

3/6/2007 1:15:17 AM

Robbie

Are you sure?

3/8/2008 1:54:45 AM

Philbert McAdamia

So? Shut up and go already.

HEY DATGURL - II''MM GOINING TO KMART IN A FEW MINUTES. HOW ABOUTTTTTTTTT THAT SHIT??????

do you care?

3/8/2008 2:54:29 AM

Jordan666

CAPS LOCK DOESNT MAKE IT TRUE

Bur yeah, troll

5/10/2008 12:18:30 AM



*crashes into wall of caps*

8/14/2008 6:54:45 PM

Arts_Myth

< I SWEAR. I SWEAR> I SWEAR>

No fucking shit.

WELL GODAMN,

Well, you might get into fucking heaven for saying that, but I don't think the custodians of regular heaven look kindly upon that sort of language...

8/14/2008 8:35:35 PM

StridentLobster

OH PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T LET ME BE WRONG I'M SO SCARED I DON'T WANT TO DIE OH GOD OH GOD

8/14/2008 10:43:45 PM
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