datgurl11 [TPF] #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

HEY YA"LL. IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY> IM GOING TO FUCKING HEAVEN. I KNOW IT> I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY BY MY LIFE IM GOING TO HEAVEN. YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNNNNNNNNNOOOOTTT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE< I SWEAR. I SWEAR> I SWEAR> HOW CAN I GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS>.???????????? I FUCKING KNOW IT. ITS IN MY HEART. I KNNNOOOWWWWWWW IT. NO QUESTION WHATSOEVER> GOT IT>? THAT is HOW sTRONG IT IS> WHEN YOU KNOW, THEN YOU KNOW IT,. WELL GODAMN, WHEN YOU ALL ARE STILL WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD PICK BUDISM OVER CHRISTIANITY ILL BE SITTING NEXT TO JESUS> I SWEAR ONE DAY WHENEVER I DIE, JESUS IIS COMING TO LIFT ME UP IN GLORY AND HES SAVED ME< BY GOD HE SAVED ME> AND IM GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THHHHHAAAAATT SUUUURE. THERE IS NO QUESTION.

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