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So two or seven or every animal fit on a boat, that I might add the bible gives very specific details about the size, that couldn't have had physically enough space to fit in. Not only that but they walked to Noah to get onto the boat then back to their respective continents. Hmm...
-The only way every single animal could have fit into Noah's ark is if the ark itself was TARDIS.-
Oh, that's right! I forgot about Noah's ability to swim the oceans, fly to all 'corners' of the globe, separate fresh and salt water fish and animals, and the fact that he had a shrink ray so they would all fit in the ark and he would be able to feed them all. Silly me!
@Floodnut
All the animals would have fit. It has been throroughly researched and documented
This is a Christian Forum, not a science forum, so I was giving a YEC view of dinosaurs in the Ark.
"This is a Christian Forum, not a science forum" "Besides this is what the Bible declares, so it is true."
Yeah, and the world has been created in one week, right? Ok, do not listen to scientists, they just waste their time. Oh, please, when you're ill don't take meds, they are the product of the work of stupid, liar, satanic scientists.
The wholly babble makes no reference to dinosaurs or to the ice ages. Science finds no evidence for the universal flood, special creation or young earth.
This is what happened according to God. Bible , which was written by men 3,500 year ago, copied, modified, translated and added to.
In that case, leave the rest the benefit of the doubt. Or better, since it is not a scientific forum, don´t try to find evidence in the Bible. To Caesar´s what means to be given to Caesar............
Ok, I believe in a literal worldwide Noahic flood, but your assertion "The Bible Says so therefore it is" isn't convincing anyone, and it's not going to.
Old Viking:
MK, that was one of my all-time favorite Bill Cosby bits. Classic.Firefly . It would have to have been a "quantum state phenomenon". Something like Dr. Who's ship. Bigger on the inside than on the outside.
Could an eight-hundred-year-old goat herder build on of those?
Tell me, Floodnut, do you honestly think that God is small and simple enough to be contained in a single book? God can't be written in one book all the holy texts in the world aren't enough to contain God. Some might be attempts by men to understand and record God and God's word, but none of them are actually God's word straight from his mouth.
Yeah, ancient man built a boat and captured two of every kind of dinosaur, then managed to fit them all in there without getting disemboweled.
No, it has not been thoroughly research and documented..you cant just sling those words around like they give you weight when you have none. When you said "the bible says it, so it is true" is all you really need. You dont need science to make you feel better about Jesus. Why must you lie for Jesus?..Im calling YOU a liar.
P.S. - please give me a solid definition of animal "kinds" please. Evolution speaks nothing of kinds.
This whiffs of Poe to me, especially the username.
On the other hand, there's more than a few of these idiots who believe this, so who knows?
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