how much longer will I have to endure atheistic christophobia?
Probably as long as I have to endure fundamentalist claptrap.
Atheism is a religion,
If you define religion as a stance on the existance or will of god(s), then yes, it is.
and let me cite some doctrines:
as atheism is merely a stance, it has only one doctrine common to all: THERE IS NO GOD!
(if you are an atheist, I'm sorry, but you WILL agree with these, no matter how many pink unicorn or "lack of belief" proclamations you make)
Betcha ten bucks I won't.
I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME:
This is unnessecary
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is
Hmm... I'll give you half credit. I cite the crusades as to how religion can be used as a face for looting and killing.
REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren't for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you'd be praying to Allah right now.
no, no and no. The first crusade was started when (I believe it was the turks) took Constantinople. Besides, we wouldn't all be praying to Allah, the atheists would only pretend to!
Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe* and threw them back into the desert.
*lit Constantinople
Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe*, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself
*lit. constantinople
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical "cosmic law" to the universe-
No such thing as magic. Zero credit.
unproven- but still I believe it
This reminds me of you and the bible.
that says "wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out"
actually, proven. Animals and bacteria near deep-sea ocean vents evolved seperately from other animals, but you don't understand or listen to evolution.
REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith
USE PUNCTUATION, YOU UGLY, RETARDED, FUNDAMENTALIST ASSHOLE!
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist.
Where do I begin? This is a lie. they probably do, but until I see proof, SETI will have to fight me for my donation money. This is a prime example of nonthiestic religion -faith unsteeped in knowledge or a god. Oh, right, no credit.
I really believe this...I *need* to believe this
PUNCTUATE, JACKASS! So? you're making this argument to convince us of YOUR advanced, "benevolent" alien. (or god)On your tongue, this argument is null and void.
REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand.
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No you don't! No-one understands me! my mom doesn't understand me, I have no friends and I hate life! Your previous two "points" clearly show that you have no understanding whatsoever.
ATHEIST TENNET OF FAITH #4)was not included. Either because it was so irrefutable, that puting it online would crush the Atheist argument SO SEVERLY, that it just wouldn't be fair. Either that or you're just a retard who can't count
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5)
Learn to count. Go back to kindergarten. No credit, because you fail.
Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist.
finally, you got something right! I am going to quote you on this forever, as long as I live. Full credit.
I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians.
I know, really!
Their puny minds are no match to mine.
Your attempted manifesto just proves this.
REBUTTAL:
How?
I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that.
Oh, I see how, an unfounded insult. Even though you can't even spell "little" right, you claim to be more intelligent than us. Fail.
Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light.
Actually, I'm very secure. the only insults that get me are poorly thought out ones that make me want to vommit with despair for the human race.
It's kind of like natural selection: the weaker* get extinguished
*you mean "less well adapted," you idiot.
and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians
Whenever this happens, I take out my emergency kit and get the shotgun... and the spartan helmet... rocket launcher... brute shot... shall I go on?
and need to cry out "TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!" and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law.
I have
The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious.
Odd, even my 213 points of IQ can't see the contradiction.
Atheists are emotion>logic,
What the hell is this?
Im sorry but its true.
I can't refute this because I don't know what emotion>logic means.
Now please click "not helpful" on my review...
Better idea. I hit you a few times with a defibulator to get your heart to start beating again. there is no way someone with a working heart can have as much brain damage as you.
let that anti-xian rage flow
allow me to say fthis for the last time... PUNCTUATE!
final grade: 2.5 out of 10. See me after class.