fuck it...u dont have to believe me. i dont give a shit. but at night time lieing in bed i would see a shadow. id hear a voice. u can say its my imagination which is what u would say but i dont think so. it might have been but in that case satan put things into my mind to scare me.
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Or it could be blood build up in ur head, the onset of schitzophrenia, low frequencies affecting ur senses or any number of scientific reasons that you must rule out first. One u have ruled these out u can then move on to supernatural reasons and even then it cud be a number of things such as a haunting, demons, monsters, a curse, satan or even God himself. Tl;dr version: u must explore all possibilities before reaching a conclusion.
This does happen. If you are a Christian, or not, you should call out to Jesus and advise the entity that Jesus compels him to leave you alone and to get out of your house. If you want, go talk to a Catholic priest about it.
Also, for those of you that are rejecting what he is saying, Satan has no need to go after people that see fit to mock people that love God or are basically decent people. He already owns you. He chases after those that love God.
"id hear a voice. u can say its my imagination which is what u would say but i dont think so. it might have been but in that case satan put things into my mind to scare me."
So, either Rarity is Satan:
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...or it's just your imagination.
PROTIP: Princess Luna can enter dreams: remember who she once was, prior to her 1,000 year exile on the Moon! >:D
OR:
"but at night time lieing in bed i would see a shadow."
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'What do you want ?'
[/"Babylon 5"] >:D
Moral:
"fuck it...u dont have to belie ve me. i dont give a shit" "lie ing "
You cannot spell 'Believe' without the word Lie .
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@Dr. Shrinker
"This poster is, literally, afraid of shadows."
Certain episodes of "Babylon 5" would scare spunkcocker(IQ)7.1 shitless, then. Shadows: one of the First Ones - the agents of Chaos no less - and are billions of years old.
His worst nightmare, then:
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@ starryangel
Are you sure it wasn't an evil djinn? A wicked asura? An unseelie fae? All of those alleged entities have just as much validity as the Christian devil.
This poster is, literally, afraid of shadows. Endorsing mythology that feeds his/her fears is not what is called for. For you to do so is cruel and self-serving.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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