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Being nice also make you finish last. I so love being an asshole!!

Beowulf, FreeConservatives 34 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -6
WTF?! || meh
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moonbiter

Obviously.

9/26/2006 9:56:29 AM

Tiny Bulcher

A truly honest conservative, living up to the conservative motto of \"Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!\"

9/26/2006 9:59:48 AM

DeRacine

She'll probably like you more if you finish last, however.

9/26/2006 10:09:43 AM

Gadren

Did anyone else pick up on the irony between \"finish last\" and \"asshole?\"

9/26/2006 10:25:19 AM

Axver

This didn't strike me as being particularly fundie.

9/26/2006 10:31:24 AM

Prager

I'd propose the \"At Least He's Honest\" Award, but it's already been handed out.

9/26/2006 10:40:50 AM

WritingIsMyReligion

We can tell.

9/26/2006 10:52:31 AM

Scott

Asshole is the best policy?

9/26/2006 11:06:25 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

Too many connotations...

9/26/2006 11:19:03 AM

Redhunter

You're like an asshole 'cause you're always holding up shit.

9/26/2006 11:24:11 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Sure, if finishing first is all you care about. I prefer to enjoy the journey.

9/26/2006 11:24:44 AM

Julian

Damn your wife must love you!

9/26/2006 12:00:21 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Well, there we go. Honesty in its purest form. You're an asshole, so it's not surprising to see that you spew out crap.

9/26/2006 12:20:14 PM

Sandman

Um...this is not exactly a news flash.

9/26/2006 12:27:58 PM

shell

How dare you defile the name of a heroic character with your filth.

9/26/2006 2:30:14 PM

Papabear

Beowulf, I was looking for you at the finish line, but I didn't see you. I guess lugging around that huge load of shit you always seem to have must have prevented you from finishing.

Nice guys finish last? Sometimes, but assholes often don't finish at all.

9/26/2006 2:49:39 PM

NotMe

I can see someone using this as a sarcastic joke. Like in this thread.

Not fundie. Voted 1.

9/26/2006 2:52:50 PM

Mister Spak

This is how conservatives came to run the US in spite of being a minority.


9/26/2006 2:55:34 PM

SaveTheBales

Another steaming pile of reason from our friends at FC.

9/26/2006 3:12:54 PM

Matilde

So, when Jesus said the last will be the first, he was a godless liberal. I love that Xristians are the first not to believe their own rules.

9/26/2006 3:33:42 PM

David D.G.

What shell said.


~David D.G.

9/26/2006 3:40:17 PM

Alejandro

Please, can we change the \"At least he's honest\" award to this post? I think nothing has ever deserved it more.

9/26/2006 4:39:57 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Yeah, but being an asshole makes you die alone and miserable.

9/26/2006 5:59:01 PM

Kelian

I hear this all the time and it's bullshit. Manners, courtesy and kindness are fantastic traits that will take you very far in life.

9/26/2006 7:15:38 PM

CousinTed

\"Neo-Con in a nutshell award\"?

9/26/2006 7:46:10 PM
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