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Quote# 15340

Being nice also make you finish last. I so love being an asshole!!

Beowulf, FreeConservatives 33 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -6
WTF?! || meh
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#83481
moonbiter

Obviously.

9/26/2006 9:56:29 AM

#83484
Tiny Bulcher

A truly honest conservative, living up to the conservative motto of \"Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!\"

9/26/2006 9:59:48 AM

#83488
DeRacine

She'll probably like you more if you finish last, however.

9/26/2006 10:09:43 AM

#83495
Gadren

Did anyone else pick up on the irony between \"finish last\" and \"asshole?\"

9/26/2006 10:25:19 AM

#83500
Axver

This didn't strike me as being particularly fundie.

9/26/2006 10:31:24 AM

#83506
Prager

I'd propose the \"At Least He's Honest\" Award, but it's already been handed out.

9/26/2006 10:40:50 AM

#83513
WritingIsMyReligion

We can tell.

9/26/2006 10:52:31 AM

#83526
Scott

Asshole is the best policy?

9/26/2006 11:06:25 AM

#83537
Archangel_Lucifer

Too many connotations...

9/26/2006 11:19:03 AM

#83543
Redhunter

You're like an asshole 'cause you're always holding up shit.

9/26/2006 11:24:11 AM

#83544
Brain_In_A_Jar

Sure, if finishing first is all you care about. I prefer to enjoy the journey.

9/26/2006 11:24:44 AM

#83567
Julian

Damn your wife must love you!

9/26/2006 12:00:21 PM

#83577
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Well, there we go. Honesty in its purest form. You're an asshole, so it's not surprising to see that you spew out crap.

9/26/2006 12:20:14 PM

#83582
Sandman

Um...this is not exactly a news flash.

9/26/2006 12:27:58 PM

#83641
shell

How dare you defile the name of a heroic character with your filth.

9/26/2006 2:30:14 PM

#83653
Papabear

Beowulf, I was looking for you at the finish line, but I didn't see you. I guess lugging around that huge load of shit you always seem to have must have prevented you from finishing.

Nice guys finish last? Sometimes, but assholes often don't finish at all.

9/26/2006 2:49:39 PM

#83657
NotMe

I can see someone using this as a sarcastic joke. Like in this thread.

Not fundie. Voted 1.

9/26/2006 2:52:50 PM

#83659
Mister Spak

This is how conservatives came to run the US in spite of being a minority.


9/26/2006 2:55:34 PM

#83675
SaveTheBales

Another steaming pile of reason from our friends at FC.

9/26/2006 3:12:54 PM

#83690
Matilde

So, when Jesus said the last will be the first, he was a godless liberal. I love that Xristians are the first not to believe their own rules.

9/26/2006 3:33:42 PM

#83693
David D.G.

What shell said.


~David D.G.

9/26/2006 3:40:17 PM

#83702
Alejandro

Please, can we change the \"At least he's honest\" award to this post? I think nothing has ever deserved it more.

9/26/2006 4:39:57 PM

#83733
Napoleon the Clown

Yeah, but being an asshole makes you die alone and miserable.

9/26/2006 5:59:01 PM

#83759
Kelian

I hear this all the time and it's bullshit. Manners, courtesy and kindness are fantastic traits that will take you very far in life.

9/26/2006 7:15:38 PM

#83765
CousinTed

\"Neo-Con in a nutshell award\"?

9/26/2006 7:46:10 PM
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