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['I had lunch with a good friend yesterday who's from a Muslim country. We talked about the world situation and he repeatedly said how great he believes America is. He didn't kill me by the way, he's not a terrorist. I'm sorry you have so much hate Diane.']

Yeah, I love simple minded, self deluded sheep like that. There's even a few of those idiots that post here in these forums.

"I have a FRIEND who is a Muslim, s/he always tells me how great America is. S/He ALWAYS tells me the 'Radicles' don't have any idea what Islam is about...."

When I see a woman say this, I have this over-powering desire to find this woman, and date her. After all, the gullible bitch is RIPE for being taken advantage of.

Don't these assholes realize that their "muslim friends" can say what ever the fuk they WANT to them. They can tell you EXACTLY what you want to hear. And then later that night, when they're back with their family and other muslims, the conversation changes.

"Yeah, I have this American friend. MAN is this bitch stupid! I keep telling her how much I LOVE America. Then when she gets up to go get another coke, I spit in the fat ignorant bitches salad! HAHAHAHA!"

So all you mindless sheep with your "Pro American Muslim Friends", you keep right on believing. But DO NOT FORGET what you have been told. Do not forget the warnings. Because when your "Pro American Muslim Friend" starts sliding that knife across your throat in the name of Jihad, I hope your last thoughts are "Man, what a gullible asshole I have been!".

Because we all know, Muslims kidnap, they kill, they torture, but THEY DAMN WELL NEVER LIE! Yeah, right! You gullible twits!

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 44 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Tiny Bulcher

What would these people have done if Islam hadn't so kindly taken over the role of bogeyman from the USSR?

9/26/2006 9:57:43 AM

DeRacine

Hopefully they'd get to the root of the problem and turn on the bogeymen, burning their houses down in the process of purging their cupboards. Never trust the bogeyman - he'll spit in your salad if given half a chance!

9/26/2006 10:17:42 AM

Axver

This idiot has a mind so closed that I'm surprised he hasn't suffocated to death yet.

9/26/2006 10:28:16 AM

WritingIsMyReligion

I think you, sir, are the gullible one, believing all the Reich Wing's lies.

9/26/2006 10:51:00 AM

Prager

I have a friend who's a christian fundamentalist. We meet and have dinner every so often. We talk about things: I discuss current events, he froths at the mouth. Then we each head home. It's generally a nice evening.

9/26/2006 10:53:04 AM

Redhunter

Because we all know, Muppets spread lies, they are paranoid, and they spray venomous hate, but THEY DAMN WELL NEVER USE THEIR BRAINS! Stupid chicken-fucker, get your head out of your ass.

9/26/2006 11:21:20 AM

Coffee

Well, this is putrid. Show of hands, who would rather have a Muslim friend than a FreeConservative friend? Ok, then.

9/26/2006 11:49:59 AM

Sandman

I'm not sure what I find more disturbing. The fact that Gonzo is convinced every single Muslim hates and detests Americans and is involved in a world-wide, decades-old conspiracy to convince us that most of them like us, or that the primary quality he looks for in a dateable girl is how easily she can be taken advantage of...

9/26/2006 12:13:36 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Gonzo is such a Bozo.

9/26/2006 12:17:17 PM

Hadanelith

Tempus wins.

9/26/2006 12:57:16 PM

SaveTheBales

I think Gonzo may have a LOT of prison time in his pitiful future.

DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

9/26/2006 1:51:17 PM

xMinionX

I think this guy is projecting just a wee bit...

9/26/2006 2:32:42 PM

Jacob Syne

You are so afraid :D

9/26/2006 3:03:18 PM

Oolon Coluphid

I guess Gonzo has no friends

9/26/2006 3:11:34 PM

TDR

Sandman, exactly. What an unpleasant little man.

9/26/2006 3:32:31 PM

Matilde

Well, I´ve seen a commercial where a culchie from the Biblical Belt is trying to convince the Hispanic and Native American people that NOT ALL SOUTHERNERS are the racist idiots everybody thinks they are, familiar?, and don´t say about TAKING ADVANTAGES, or you will have a bunch of idiotic Baptists trying to convince me that not all Christians are rapist or chauvinists.

9/26/2006 3:39:01 PM

Wolight

What I consider funny is that the worst possible thing the \"Evil muslim\" could do is spit in salad when no one's looking.

Whatever happened to good old brainwashing?

9/26/2006 3:56:35 PM

Mister Spak

\"Man, what a gullible asshole I have been!\".

People who voted for Bush are thinking that right about now.

9/26/2006 4:18:31 PM

Angel Kaida

Hey Gonzo? Just because you're an asshole, that doesnt mean everyone else is.

9/26/2006 4:37:54 PM

MAGPie

\"When I see a woman say this, I have this over-powering desire to find this woman, and date her. After all, the gullible bitch is RIPE for being taken advantage of.\"

When I see a guy say this, I have this over-powering desire to find this person, and beat the living shit out of him. After all, the self-centered asshole NEEDS his ass kicked or he wouldn't think about other human beings in this way.

This guy assumes that every Muslim is the kind of asshole that *he* is

9/26/2006 5:15:45 PM

Fed Up

\"I have this over-powering desire to find this woman, and date her. After all, the gullible bitch is RIPE for being taken advantage of.\"

Erm...is this guy meant to be a Christian?

9/26/2006 5:45:46 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Die. In a fire.

9/26/2006 6:01:08 PM

Old Viking

Another conservative lesson in clear thinking.

9/26/2006 7:42:51 PM

Teddy DuChamps

And we should believe a fucktard like you WHY?

9/26/2006 9:03:29 PM

Libkitten

What a fracking idiot.

9/26/2006 9:54:19 PM
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