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She is the woman, it is not her place to give ultimatums.

twistedsketch, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Matilde

Ultimatum is a warning that EVERYONE regardless of sex gives in order to keep what they think it´s just. If the woman is right, of course IT IS HER PLACE. According to you, aren´t they just submissive, not slaves?, please, why aren´t you HONEST and say that you are mysoginists?

9/27/2006 7:31:26 AM

Redhunter

Right. And you know what a woman's 'PLACE' is I suppose? According to the bible her place is somewhere between \"whore\" and \"Slave\". Am I getting warm? I hope a woman kicks your sorry ass.

9/27/2006 7:32:32 AM

Prager

I guess the 'twisted' part of his name applies to how he views just about everything.

9/27/2006 7:39:58 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

What a freak. Get out of my gene pool asshole.

9/27/2006 7:46:38 AM

upallnite

NO MEANS NO!!!!!

It does not matter if it is a woman or not.

By the way BAAAA also means no.

9/27/2006 9:49:15 AM

Teddy DuChamps

You are an asshole. It is not your place to open your mouth again. Ever.

9/27/2006 10:10:20 AM

Mike

A twistedsketch... it's your place to STFU.

9/27/2006 10:29:09 AM

WritingIsMyReligion

I'm sick of this \"place\" shit. WHO, pray tell, organized the universe in such a strict fashion?

9/27/2006 10:46:37 AM

Sandman

\"The\" woman? You mean there's only one? Dammit! Gotta check underneath the hood on my wife when I get home...

9/27/2006 12:16:05 PM

Hadanelith

Who gave you the power to decide that, you asshole?

9/27/2006 1:00:49 PM

mkb

I find it refreshing that this guy is probably never going to breed.

9/27/2006 1:40:04 PM

David D.G.

All I can do is laugh at the thought of him saying that to the next woman who gives him an ultimatum such as, \"Knock off the misogyny or else.\" He deserves whatever happens next.


~David D.G.

9/27/2006 2:21:30 PM

Coffee

And you are an idiot, and it's not your place to give opinions.

9/27/2006 2:28:32 PM

Lya Kahlo

Goodness - what is it about religious boys that makes them so terrified of women?

9/27/2006 4:02:09 PM

Amigone201

Damn Coffee, you beat me to it. And Teddy sort of too.

9/27/2006 4:22:33 PM

Crosis

If you won't listen to a woman, then I'll say it myself ... STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK OR YOUR ASS IS GOING TO GET KICKED INTO NEXT WEEK!

9/27/2006 4:24:53 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Her lawyer believes differently.

9/27/2006 5:14:13 PM

SaveTheBales

Ya know, before WASPs kicked the Native Americans out of their land, many of the NA's societies were matrilinial.

So who's right? I don't know, but equality is a good place to start you twisted fuck.

9/27/2006 5:21:02 PM

Cosmonaut X

You are the fundie, it is not your place to speak. Ever.

9/27/2006 8:18:44 PM

honestchristian

Twisted thinking for a twisted butthole.
I bet he beats his wife and she as a christian puts up with it.

9/27/2006 8:39:31 PM

Em

I think it'd be a safe bet to think that if your crack addict mother hadn't given your pimp father an ultimatum, you wouldn't be here.

9/27/2006 10:30:52 PM

Julian

Paris Hilton: Uugh, say twisted, I lost a bet and now I'm on a dare...
twistedsketch: Shaddup woman.
Paris Hilton: So the things is, I have hotel, with a corner spa unit and rotating jets...
twistedsketch: I said shaddup woman!
Paris Hilton: And I was wondering if you'd like to come up for a while or miss out on a lot of fun.
twistedsketch: Begone foul wench! Whore of Babylon.

confused friend: WTF did you do that for?
twistedsketch: She is the woman, it is not her place to give ultimatums.



9/28/2006 12:15:38 AM

John

Try that one one your female boss some day. Then try making the rent on your unemployment check.

9/28/2006 12:53:18 AM

SalesMaronan

Are you sick and tired of being pushed around? Are you a Christian woman who is often told that it's \"not your place\" to give ultimatums? Do you wish you didn't have to live this life?

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11/3/2006 5:46:09 AM

Agahnim

He is a fundie; it is not his place for critical thinking.

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