She is the woman, it is not her place to give ultimatums.
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Ultimatum is a warning that EVERYONE regardless of sex gives in order to keep what they think it´s just. If the woman is right, of course IT IS HER PLACE. According to you, aren´t they just submissive, not slaves?, please, why aren´t you HONEST and say that you are mysoginists?
Ya know, before WASPs kicked the Native Americans out of their land, many of the NA's societies were matrilinial.
So who's right? I don't know, but equality is a good place to start you twisted fuck.
Paris Hilton: Uugh, say twisted, I lost a bet and now I'm on a dare...
twistedsketch: Shaddup woman.
Paris Hilton: So the things is, I have hotel, with a corner spa unit and rotating jets...
twistedsketch: I said shaddup woman!
Paris Hilton: And I was wondering if you'd like to come up for a while or miss out on a lot of fun.
twistedsketch: Begone foul wench! Whore of Babylon.
confused friend: WTF did you do that for?
twistedsketch: She is the woman, it is not her place to give ultimatums.
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