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A Christian Praise Report

Hello to all,

Well we successfully lauched our ex-gay ministry today, and I am just thrilled about it. The fields are ripe unto harvest for all the souls wanting to come to the Lord, and free themselves from the bondage of sexual idolatry. Surrendering their lives and will to the LORD, ohh the blissful thought of it. Let's give 'em a big LUVIN hug everybody.

Ahh yes the satisfaction it brings to know more souls will escape the agonies of hell. Feel the love for our fellow man!!!!!!

Satan is soo embarassed he could just cry. Well pooh pooh!

What a great thing the Lord is doing. Shall we give Him the glory, honor, and praise that only HE deserves?

Anyway I might submit a poll to get an idea on the sentiments here on this sub-forum. Let's hear your honest feelings about this ministry, and the change it is bringing into people's lives.

Isn't it wonderful to have that sweet sweet love of Jesus in your heart? Preach on! Preach on! yeah!!!!

MercyBurst, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

I have some comments and/or suggestions, why don't you create a Gay Ex-Ministry? I'd be all for that.

Pooh-pooh? That sounds really gay...

9/28/2006 12:51:13 PM

Winston Jen

\"Pooh-pooh? That sounds really gay...\"

Yeah, no kidding.

Next on Men with Men: MercyBurst on RectumCam!

9/28/2006 12:53:44 PM

Hadanelith

Um...what?

9/28/2006 1:28:11 PM

Nepthys

I'm going to throw up now. Pooh-Pooh, indeed.

9/28/2006 1:35:38 PM

Bob_Zimmerman

I'm so very glad that someone has finally pseudo-gotten-it. The \"sexual idolatry\" phrase is closer than anyone else we see here has come.

Still wrong, but at least it's in line with what the Old Testament actually says.

9/28/2006 3:15:06 PM

Matilde

Well, it is the guy Jesus said in the parable that thanked Lord for not being a black sinner like the poor other guy who asked for forgiveness. You all know the rest of the story.

9/28/2006 4:19:43 PM

Prince Macho Belly

I bet the church for the ex-gays looks fabulous.

9/28/2006 4:26:59 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm trying to read it, but all I'm getting is \"blah blah blah praise jebus!\".

9/28/2006 5:09:52 PM

Alejandro

The \"pooh-pooh\" line reminded me of...

And if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack. (Ouch!) Sit on a
tack. (Ouch!)

(Rod & Tod Flanders)

9/28/2006 5:22:17 PM

Mister Spak

I give it a year before someone finds mercyburst in a gay bar.

9/28/2006 6:58:24 PM

David D.G.

Mister Spak: Yeah, but he'll probably claim it was just to preach to them.


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 7:46:03 PM

Old Viking

You're not doing this just for the huggin' are you?

9/28/2006 11:38:40 PM

Archangel_Lucifer

I feel sick. Whether this is from the post or the insane amount of beer I drank this afternoon imnot sure. Anyway FUCK YOU mercyburst.

9/29/2006 4:54:47 AM

Julian

I know. Put on the denim hotpants and be done with it.

Love for fellow man.
Pooh Pooh
LUVIN hugs everybody.
Shall we give Him the glory, honor, and praise that only HE deserves?
Isn't it wonderful to have that sweet sweet love of Jesus

Preach on! Preach on! yeah!!!!\" => Is that like. Fuck me, Fuck me harder Jesus Fuck me! GOD YES!

9/29/2006 6:14:47 AM

Prager

Q: What do you call a gay person who has found Jesus and become 'ex-gay'?

A: A deluded gay living in a closet.

Making people feel about who they are so you can feel some sense of power doesn't sound very christian to me.

9/29/2006 10:13:52 AM

WritingIsMyReligion

Yes, it's so wonderful to delude people into believing that they are sinning.

9/29/2006 8:01:37 PM

Maronan

...and I am just thrilled about it.


...bondage of sexual idolatry...


Surrendering their lives and will to the LORD, ohh the blissful thought of it.


Let's give 'em a big LUVIN hug everybody.


Feel the love for our fellow man!


Shall we give Him the glory, honor, and praise that only HE deserves?


...wonderful to have that sweet sweet love of Jesus...



11/3/2006 7:27:21 AM

SaneChick

I'm straight, but I'm tempted to go have a gay fling just to piss these people off.

Maybe I should start and ex-straight ministry.

11/21/2006 8:11:52 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

That is the gayest anti-gay thing I have ever read in my life.

1/10/2013 3:16:05 PM

Anon

Ahem: http://www.dallasvoice.com/true-romance-finding-love-midst-antigay-reparative-therapy-1064412.html

This is not to suggest that 'ex-gay' groups are actually a cover for match-making. It is to illustrate the harm these groups do and the futility of their stated cause.

1/10/2013 4:12:22 PM

Dr.Shrinker

MercyBurst? "Pooh-Pooh?!?"


Criminy, don't the people running this site know a Poe when they see it?


1/10/2013 4:37:45 PM

xyz

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no such thing as ex-gay.

1/10/2013 4:42:47 PM

Justanotheratheist

MercyBurst?

Either a Poe (likely) or the most hilarious username in history (unfortunately, much less likely).

1/11/2013 6:52:19 AM

Blarghonius

Everything that isn't Christianity is idolatry, for some reason.

2/19/2013 10:50:40 PM

SpaceWhaleSpacePetunias

Alan Turing should be a saint so I can ask him to curse you guys.

8/12/2013 12:42:38 PM
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