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#84390
Redhunter
I have some comments and/or suggestions, why don't you create a Gay Ex-Ministry? I'd be all for that.
Pooh-pooh? That sounds really gay...
9/28/2006 12:51:13 PM
#84392
Winston Jen
\"Pooh-pooh? That sounds really gay...\"
Yeah, no kidding.
Next on Men with Men: MercyBurst on RectumCam!
9/28/2006 12:53:44 PM
#84404
Hadanelith
Um...what?
9/28/2006 1:28:11 PM
#84408
Nepthys
I'm going to throw up now. Pooh-Pooh, indeed.
9/28/2006 1:35:38 PM
#84431
Bob_Zimmerman
I'm so very glad that someone has finally pseudo-gotten-it. The \"sexual idolatry\" phrase is closer than anyone else we see here has come.
Still wrong, but at least it's in line with what the Old Testament actually says.
9/28/2006 3:15:06 PM
#84463
Matilde
Well, it is the guy Jesus said in the parable that thanked Lord for not being a black sinner like the poor other guy who asked for forgiveness. You all know the rest of the story.
9/28/2006 4:19:43 PM
#84474
Prince Macho Belly
I bet the church for the ex-gays looks fabulous.
9/28/2006 4:26:59 PM
#84548
Brain_In_A_Jar
I'm trying to read it, but all I'm getting is \"blah blah blah praise jebus!\".
9/28/2006 5:09:52 PM
#84561
Alejandro
The \"pooh-pooh\" line reminded me of...
And if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack. (Ouch!) Sit on a
tack. (Ouch!)
(Rod & Tod Flanders)
9/28/2006 5:22:17 PM
#84643
Mister Spak
I give it a year before someone finds mercyburst in a gay bar.
9/28/2006 6:58:24 PM
#84668
David D.G.
Mister Spak: Yeah, but he'll probably claim it was just to preach to them.
~David D.G.
9/28/2006 7:46:03 PM
#84770
Old Viking
You're not doing this just for the huggin' are you?
9/28/2006 11:38:40 PM
#84886
Archangel_Lucifer
I feel sick. Whether this is from the post or the insane amount of beer I drank this afternoon imnot sure. Anyway FUCK YOU mercyburst.
9/29/2006 4:54:47 AM
#84913
Julian
I know. Put on the denim hotpants and be done with it.
Love for fellow man.
Pooh Pooh
LUVIN hugs everybody.
Shall we give Him the glory, honor, and praise that only HE deserves?
Isn't it wonderful to have that sweet sweet love of Jesus
Preach on! Preach on! yeah!!!!\" => Is that like. Fuck me, Fuck me harder Jesus Fuck me! GOD YES!
9/29/2006 6:14:47 AM
#84962
Prager
Q: What do you call a gay person who has found Jesus and become 'ex-gay'?
A: A deluded gay living in a closet.
Making people feel about who they are so you can feel some sense of power doesn't sound very christian to me.
9/29/2006 10:13:52 AM
#85084
WritingIsMyReligion
Yes, it's so wonderful to delude people into believing that they are sinning.
9/29/2006 8:01:37 PM
#100956
Maronan
...and I am just thrilled about it.
...bondage of sexual idolatry...
Surrendering their lives and will to the LORD, ohh the blissful thought of it.
Let's give 'em a big LUVIN hug everybody.
Feel the love for our fellow man!
Shall we give Him the glory, honor, and praise that only HE deserves?
...wonderful to have that sweet sweet love of Jesus...
11/3/2006 7:27:21 AM
#108808
SaneChick
I'm straight, but I'm tempted to go have a gay fling just to piss these people off.
Maybe I should start and ex-straight ministry.
11/21/2006 8:11:52 PM
#1492814
Professor von SCIENCE!!!
That is the gayest anti-gay thing I have ever read in my life.
1/10/2013 3:16:05 PM
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1/10/2013 4:12:22 PM
#1492819
Dr.Shrinker
MercyBurst? "Pooh-Pooh?!?"
Criminy, don't the people running this site know a Poe when they see it?
1/10/2013 4:37:45 PM
#1492823
xyz
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no such thing as ex-gay.
1/10/2013 4:42:47 PM
#1493037
Justanotheratheist
MercyBurst?
Either a Poe (likely) or the most hilarious username in history (unfortunately, much less likely).
1/11/2013 6:52:19 AM
#1507544
Blarghonius
Everything that isn't Christianity is idolatry, for some reason.
2/19/2013 10:50:40 PM
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