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[What you describe as a horrible fate isn't anything to worry about for those of us who don't believe as you do. We have nothing to fear, and neither do the vast majority of homosexuals. You can believe whatever you want, but that doesn't necessarily make it so.]

I don't want to believe I'm going to die, but I will. It's reality. I believe hell is a reality too, and homosexuals are going there just like the bible tells me. How horrible. A few years of sexual pleasure brings them eternal torment with worms crawling all over their rotting bodies. Oh, how they wish they could just die, but they can't. They must live on, joined to their sex idol like an eternally grotesque ritual.

MercyBurst, Christian Forums 33 Comments [9/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Redhunter

Damn you people are sick. What's truly horrible is the fact that you adn yours think up this shit and believe it. What's horrible is your idea of a loving god who made man in his image is going to punish someone who does what feels natural to him/her with a consenting adult, by making them rot alive and have worms crawling through them. I believe hell is not a reality, and I believe you are an arrogant bible-bitch who should die face down in the mud. If I could spit on you I would.

9/28/2006 12:42:29 PM

g-21-lto

Religion sure is a convenient excuse to not just live and let live, eh?

9/28/2006 12:59:01 PM

David D.G.

Ditto Redhunter.


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 1:08:35 PM

Hadanelith

Who deserves to go to hell, the guy who is a happy dude, who works hard, gives money to the poor, and goes home to his male lover, or the asshole who condemns others to hell, thinking up grotesque punishments for the least infraction to an ancient code? You decide.

9/28/2006 1:25:13 PM

Coffee

Homosexuality isn't only about sexual pleasure, Mercy, get that through your thick head. It can also be about falling in love and building a life together, just like straight people.

It's grotesque, this obsession with sexual morality that fundies have. It's like they think God only allows so much sexual enjoyment in anyone's life, and people who get more or get it differently are somehow cheating, which makes fundies go crazy with jealousy.

9/28/2006 1:38:22 PM

Adrian

Another Christo-sadist demonstrating his/her/its depraved fantasies...

9/28/2006 2:49:50 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

MercyBurst... Heh... How ironic. Not a single sliver of mercy in it.

9/28/2006 2:56:34 PM

Matilde

As a matter of fact only God knows if we´re going to hell or to heaven. Besides, be carefull. The Bible says that homosexuality, if discovered is a sin and must be punished but mentions no hell. And, besides, are you eating lobster or pork or a combination of that with cheese or cream?, or are you wearing lycra speedoes?, in that case you´re going to hell too.

9/28/2006 4:04:30 PM

Mister Spak

\"I believe hell is a reality too\"


You can believe the world is flat, but that doesn't make it so.


9/28/2006 4:45:56 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Evidence for reality: Lots.
Evidence that everyone dies: More than we'd like.
Evidence for the existence of God/Hell/etc: Fucking NIL!

9/28/2006 5:03:12 PM

Berny

That is why you'll never get me to believe the old saw about an everloving, all forgiving, just and merciful God.
The mere concept of eternal condemnation and torment in Hell puts the lie to the statement.
If your God exists and he is as you describe, then he is unworthy of worship.

9/28/2006 5:28:33 PM

honestchristian

I bet the whole time MercyBurst was writing this they were sexually excited. Fundies seem to get aroused at the idea of people buring in hell.

9/28/2006 5:51:59 PM

Julian

You'll be joining them if God catches you beating off to that fantasy again.

9/28/2006 6:48:05 PM

dykitty

What Coffee said.


9/28/2006 9:01:48 PM

Old Viking

Oh, good, it's one-note MercyBurst back again.

9/28/2006 11:53:41 PM

Nekhbet

And you call yourself MercyBurst? I'm a lesbian 24/7/365. I have a wife whom I love dearly, children and grandchildren. I've led a productive life, helped people when I could, been faithful to my wife and loyal to my friends. IT ISN'T ABOUT SEX. As a matter of fact I'll gladly to go to hell if you promise to go to heaven

9/29/2006 1:01:53 AM

Sandman

You've thought about this way too much. I thought you were a fundie. Don't fundies say if it isn't in the Bible then it isn't true? Well, no where in the Bible does it describe those mmarvelously precise and graphic torments for homosexuals.

And go on, call them \"sodomites.\" We all know you want to, and there's no way you could come off as being more of an asshole, so just go for it.

9/29/2006 1:08:03 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

What a useless fuckwit. I hope you die slowly and nastily.

9/29/2006 4:49:07 AM

Prager

Grotesque ritual sex for all eternity? Hey, I'm there!!!!

9/29/2006 9:57:50 AM

John

What makes MercyBurst think he/she is going to be treated any differently than homosexuals? Here's the fundies' own favorite quotes about how deeds are useless in avoiding Hell:

Rom. 3:9 What then? are we better [than they]? No, in no wise: for we have before proved both Jews and Gentiles, that they are all under sin; 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.

and ...

Rom. 3:27 Where [is] boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith. 28 Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.

9/29/2006 7:21:30 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

Jeebus hates dem, dis I know
'Cause the Babble tells me so!

9/29/2006 7:53:59 PM

GigaGuess

A few years of sexual pleasure...

You know what? Fuck you. Just. Fuck. You. Who the fuck do you think you are to know whether or not how we...how I feel? Whether what it is, is just a cheap fuck, or real, reciprocated, true blue love? People like you make me sick.

4/1/2008 9:32:54 PM

POSW

If there was a hell, I have a suspicion that many fundies would end up in it.

4/1/2008 9:45:43 PM

nemesis

fap fap fap

4/1/2008 10:23:24 PM

SGT

You make me sick.

8/8/2008 7:57:53 PM
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