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[Would it bother you if your neighbors were gay?]

if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them. im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.

iloveshansys, Youthink 72 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Inmate 22841666

My neighbours ARE gay. Never tried to have sex with them.
I have gay friends and been to gay clubs with them. Never tried to have sex with them.

Thats because I am not gay. I like boobies.

I think I see his problem.

9/28/2006 3:52:19 PM

Matilde

So, Christ was a sinner because, you know, so many prostitutes and publicans.........you like them and, before you know it, you´re one of them.

9/28/2006 3:55:20 PM

honestchristian

Love your neighbor as you love yourself???? Oh, I forgot Jesus said UNLESS they are gay, or black, or NOT christian. I missed that.

9/28/2006 3:57:12 PM

Inmate 22841666

In 10 years he will be running a flower shop with a chick called Dave.

9/28/2006 3:58:17 PM

[url=http://myspace.com/marthapogue]Martha P[/url]

0h noes!!!1! I've caught Teh GaY from touching my neighbor!

9/28/2006 4:08:25 PM

NonHomogenized

im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.


Can you say \"repressed homosexual\"?
I knew you could.

9/28/2006 4:13:38 PM

Savrin

Y'know, it's times like this I wish I COULD convert people with a glance. Have some sort of 'infection attack' like the Beast from Homeworld ... >_>

9/28/2006 4:16:04 PM

Nic

How old are you? Seven? Gay is not contagious.
Just FYI, you come into contact with gay people every day, even if you are not aware of it. Maybe even transsexuals (oh noes!). Get over it.

9/28/2006 4:18:45 PM

Tara Mobley

I've been around gay people all my life and I'm so straight you could use me to draw lines.

9/28/2006 4:27:04 PM

Mister Spak

\"if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them.\"

because they have cooties.

9/28/2006 4:29:29 PM

Revilo

From the language they use, their main fear seems to be that it's contagious, not that these people are leading a sinful life.

9/28/2006 4:33:53 PM

Mike

They've got them gay cooties!

Craptastic.

9/28/2006 4:43:57 PM

Berny

If that were true, children of gay couples would also be gay. That in itself proves you wrong.
Fuckwit.

9/28/2006 4:55:34 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Sigh - cooties/lurgi by any other name. Most of us leave this idiot playground mentality behind us long before we're even into double figures, let alone old enough to consider buying houses.

9/28/2006 4:56:40 PM

MK

By this logic too, any parents with gay children must themselves be gay.

9/28/2006 5:05:19 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

I like videogames. Does that mean I'll become one?

9/28/2006 5:16:45 PM

g-21-lto

\"its not being snobbish or saying im better than them.\"

...right.

\"im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.\"

Don't be foolish, sweetheart: the gay is much more contagious than that. You should probably wear a gas mask while they live nearby. Coveralls recommended too.

9/28/2006 5:28:11 PM

David D.G.

NonHomogenized called it perfectly, I think. (I loved the Mr. Rogers reference!)

Dude, it is okay to come out of the closet now. Seriously, you'll be a lot happier when you're no longer lying to yourself and others.


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 5:40:05 PM

Coffee

What are you, 8 years old? You can no more catch \"gay\" than you can catch color blindness. But seeing as how you're such a numbwit, I'm sure all your neighbors wish they were gay so you'd leave them alone, too.

9/28/2006 6:02:10 PM

Prince Macho Belly

If they moved in, I'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. It's not being snobbish or saying I'm better than them. I'm saying I don't want to be stupid; when you're around stupid people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're stupid.

Fixed.

9/28/2006 6:05:04 PM

Julian

Love thy Neighbour Award.

I can't quite recall which fag said that, but he liked wearing a dress and rubbing his superbestfriends feet with oil.

9/28/2006 6:36:13 PM

Julian

That made about as much sense as this:

if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them. im saying i don't want to be black, when you're around black people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're black

Actually, I think it was less.

9/28/2006 6:38:00 PM

TDR

no nonononono. When Jesus said \"love thy neighbour\" he didn't mean it THAT literally! It's not compulsory to shag them.

9/28/2006 6:49:53 PM

Hadanelith

Gay is contagious like intelligence is contagious.

9/28/2006 6:53:30 PM

Ed

Yeah, that totally happened to a friend of mine once. Couple of bisexual women moved in next door, and he started hanging out with them all the time. Must've been the gay disease.

9/28/2006 7:04:53 PM
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