[Would it bother you if your neighbors were gay?]
if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them. im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.
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So, Christ was a sinner because, you know, so many prostitutes and publicans.........you like them and, before you know it, you´re one of them.
Love your neighbor as you love yourself???? Oh, I forgot Jesus said UNLESS they are gay, or black, or NOT christian. I missed that.
im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay.
"its not being snobbish or saying im better than them."... right.
"im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay."
Don't be foolish, sweetheart: the gay is much more contagious than that. You should probably wear a gas mask while they live nearby. Coveralls recommended too.
NonHomogenized called it perfectly, I think. (I loved the Mr. Rogers reference!)okay to come out of the closet now. Seriously, you'll be a lot happier when you're no longer lying to yourself and others.
~David D.G.
What are you, 8 years old? You can no more catch "gay" than you can catch color blindness. But seeing as how you're such a numbwit, I'm sure all your neighbors wish they were gay so you'd leave them alone, too.
If they moved in, I'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. It's not being snobbish or saying I'm better than them. I'm saying I don't want to be stupid; when you're around stupid people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're stupid.
That made about as much sense as this:if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them. im saying i don't want to be black, when you're around black people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're black
Actually, I think it was less.
The stupidity of statements like this one never ceases to amaze me. Human sexuality isn't that mutable. You aren't going to "go gay" by hanging around gay people, unless you're already tilted that way. Although, if this guy is this big a twit, any gay neighbors of his would probably be glad to be left alone.
I guess this must be a personal experiance for you. Every time you come in contact with gay people, you feel the strange desire to be gay with them. But hey, thats cool! No one is here to judge you!
I did a little discreet checking up and discovered where you live, then I dumped a five gallon bucket of gay cooties in your front window. Next week your pit bull will become a toy poodle, your wife will run off with the butch who works at the hardware store, your son will bring his fiancee Bruce home to meet the family, your daughter will sport a crewcut and a tattoo that says DYKE POWER, and you will feel an overwhelming urge to shop at Fredrick's of Hollywood for your underwear.
Given your logic, you should not associate with women either because, believe it or not, [most] women like men too. So why not shun women while you're at it... idiot.
@TDR
no nonononono. When Jesus said "love thy neighbour" he didn't mean it THAT literally! It's not compulsory to shag them. Except if they turn up in a negligee with a welcome basket of flavoured condoms - even then it's still only etiquette!
Man, you are so incredibly, unspeakably, cockspankingly stupid!!! How can anyone, anyone , anyone!! on this planet be so stupid? I would like to cancel my homo sapiens membership, please. I do not want to be associate with people like him, even on a species level. exactly what is going to happen. You would catch their gayness, just as much as you would catch their left-handedness, and their blue-eyed-ness, or any of the other gazillion genetic factors that can be transmitted by sharing a postcode!! Grrrrr....
you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay
Because, as everyone knows, homosexuality, dark skin and Latin accents are transmitted via prolonged contact. And be careful not to eat any Chinese food!
reason #2 to ban gay marriage:
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
/if they moved in, i'd either move, or never speak to them or look at them. its not being snobbish or saying im better than them./
Oh, yes, ignoring and shunning them solely because of your preconceived notion of them isn't snobbish at all. Jerk.
/im saying i don't want to be gay, when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay./
One of my friends is a lesbian. Never once have I ever seen her as anything more than a friend. And never once has she tried to hit on me or "convert me to the gay agenda" by insisting that I'm secretly lesbian, too. Grow up.
Does this goof actually fears catching teh gheys from mere social contact, as in... contagion?
OK, iloveshansys, you can stop being a closet now. You just blew your cover.
You consider homosexuality a mental condition, right?
Well, if mental conditions are contagious, then stay the hell away from me.
I can think of very few gays who would want anything to do with such a person.
I can imagine him telling potential buyers why he is moving: "there's queers next doof". Either, equally fundie ones would run like hell, or normal people would beat him down in price before borrowing a cup of sugar off said queers.
@#434886
if you actually KNEW anything about the Holocaust, you'd KNOW that the gays were the ones with the PINK triangles who were persecuted by everyone.
I tell you bitch: we've had it rough even in so-called civilised countries, and are still gertting it from fuck-wits like you.
"when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay."
Um... No.
*double checks*
No, I'm still straight.
Maybe it's just you're prone to being gay?
This is EXACTLY how I ended up a middle-aged woman from the Dominican Republic.
Get real. My next-door neighbors my entire life WERE gay, and great guys, and I'm neither homosexual nor alcoholic (one of them, tragically, was).
Who would Jesus shun?
"when you're around gay people you start to like them, and before you know it, you're gay."
So if we follow your line of logic, we can then reasonably draw the conclusion that you have spent your life in the company of stupid bigots.
when i was 5 untill i was about 10, i had gay neighbors. my parents were good friends with them, and they arent gay. they even had 2 adopted kids, who i know now, and they are not gay
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