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Personally, my family "boycotts" many companies that we don't wish to be associated with -- WalMart, Target, Disney, etc. Realistically, I am pretty sure that Sam Walton is not sinking into despair because we don't buy our toilet paper from him. It's really only for our own satisfaction.

There are some that we want to boycott, but can't. I've quit AT&T several times, but as soon as I switch to a different phone company that stinkin' outfit buys them up, or there's a reorganization, and I'm right back with AT&T again. I noticed that my electric company is on the list of companies with a 100% approval rating for pandering to homosexuals. I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.

Dave, Evolution Fairytale Forum 41 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Matilde

So, you boycott but you don´t believe in its efficacy?, rather than fundie you´re a total embittered poor devil.

9/28/2006 3:53:44 PM

[url=http://myspace.com/marthapogue]Martha P[/url]

Sam Walton wouldn't care one way or the other. He's dead.

9/28/2006 4:06:29 PM

NonHomogenized

I noticed that my electric company is on the list of companies with a 100% approval rating for pandering to homosexuals. I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.


Hey, go for it. Electricity is a tool of the devil to weaken your faith, anyhow.

9/28/2006 4:11:39 PM

Savrin

No you don't. Get off my internets.

9/28/2006 4:13:59 PM

Sandman

But isn't electricity a tool of satan? There was no electricity in the Bible, and the Bible contains everything there is to know that is holy...so electricity must be satanic! So your refusal to stop using a gift of satan means that you are going to hell with the rest of us. Don't forget your sunblock! SPF 1,000,000.

9/28/2006 4:29:03 PM

Mister Spak

\"I noticed that my electric company is on the list of companies with a 100% approval rating for pandering to homosexuals. I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.\"

Do you need AC or DC electricity?

9/28/2006 4:33:51 PM

niccomm

I've quit AT&T several times, but as soon as I switch to a different phone company that stinkin' outfit buys them up, or there's a reorganization, and I'm right back with AT&T again.

They're coming to get you Dave. You, and only you. Their mission is not completed until you stop running away and become a homosexual. Why not make it easy and stop running. You know you want to.

9/28/2006 4:35:03 PM

Ed

How exactly does an electric company pander to homosexuals?

9/28/2006 4:45:44 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I was thinking \"no way does this even approach fundie\", but then I read the last sentence.

Bigoted moron. Oh no! You'll catch the gay from your electric sockets! Better wear surgical gloves next time you plug in the kettle.

Changing electricity companies is madness anyway - the electric cables running from the station to your house wont suddenly change, neither will the machinery in the power plant or the technicians operating it.

9/28/2006 4:49:47 PM

Chan

I'm sure if you look hard enough that there's a reason to boycott every company in existence. Gay people exist, and gay people need their gay toiletries and gay food and gay electricity (whee! it's fun to add \"gay\" as an adjective!) and their gay Dr. Pepper and what have you. Those companies profit from gay people! Their money spreads the disease! You'll catch cooties off of George Washington's face! OOOHHH NOOOOOES!!!!!!!

9/28/2006 5:02:55 PM

MK

\"It's really for our own satisfaction.\"

So you admit, this has nothing to do with pleasing God, but merely pleasing your smug little self.

I can't even call you pathetic, Dave, it just isn't a strong enough description.

9/28/2006 5:03:23 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Apart from providing electricity to homosexuals (and they provide electricity to anyone regardless of their religion, sex, sexual orientation or intelligence), I can't see how they pander to homosexuals.

Originally posted by \"

gay people need their gay toiletries and gay food and gay electricity (whee! it's fun to add \"gay\" as an adjective!) and their gay Dr. Pepper and what have you.


That last bit put my mind into the gutter.

9/28/2006 5:11:10 PM

Prince Macho Belly

Stop, Dave.

Please stop.

My mind is going.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

9/28/2006 6:01:31 PM

honestchristian

why don't you fundies boycott the whole country and LEAVE!

9/28/2006 6:03:14 PM

David D.G.

So now, \"pandering\" means \"providing necessary utility services for which one is in business in the first place, to anyone who pays for it, as required by law.\"

The Fundie Word Redefinition Project forges valiantly onward!


Prince Macho Belly: Props for the great HAL 9000 impersonation! This was just the right place for it!


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 6:08:59 PM

Julian

Actually Dave, no you don't need electricity!

Make a stand.

Go hide out in the woods with your best buddy - you know, the one who gives you that funny feeling in the pit of your tummy.

9/28/2006 6:28:26 PM

Julian

I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.

Your stupid runs on 'teh eletric' now? Can't you just shove batteries up your ass like you used to as a kid?

9/28/2006 6:29:57 PM

TDR

\"I'd like to quit 'em, but hey I need electricity.\"

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You Award?

9/28/2006 6:45:26 PM

ND

Electricity?? What you need, Dave, is medication.

9/28/2006 7:00:31 PM

Sandman

They pander to homosexuals by delivering electricity to them. Because, as we all know, homosexuals have forfeited their rights to all basic services and infrastructure.

9/28/2006 7:19:27 PM

[url=http://mad-dog-land.ifastnet.com]madDog[/url]

Hey, thanks for not giving a flying fuck about how the average american citizen is being taken advantage of left and right by these corporations. Harassing gay people is SO much more important... ASSHOLE.

9/28/2006 7:24:07 PM

Libkitten

Is this person aiming to only support retailers that refuse to sell to homosexuals? Good luck with that.

9/28/2006 7:36:51 PM

Moe

What you need, Dave, is to get your head out of your ass. Or better yet, go ahead and boycott all the companies that provide goods and services to gay people. Don't forget that some of these places even employ gay people, just like they were real people. The sooner you start, the sooner you can move into your shack in the woods, where nobody will ever have to deal with your dumb ass again.

9/28/2006 9:04:27 PM

FishyFred

#92265

You rock.

9/28/2006 10:28:53 PM

MILF-chan

Haha, that was the best turnaround ever. They look reasonable, if a bit extreme, and then you see they boycott because gay people get sold stuff.

9/28/2006 10:50:06 PM
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