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Once this becomes official, they will make an animated robotic image of the Antichrist, and force the world to worship it or die (Rev.13:15). This may seem odd at first thought, but today the Japanese - considered a very intelligent group of people - have a Disney style automatons already praying for their dead. They believe someone must continuously, 24/7, pray over the dead at their burial sites. Modern times have replaced the human prayer with a robot.

I will speculate that Satan’s robotic image will also be married to a super-computer, and then it will become a computerized virtual-reality figure. Then add something like today’s physic-occult hotline, and you have your own interactive, psychologically customized, virtual mentor program. Or, your virtual life-coach.

White Stone Communications, www.Homeworship101.com 45 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Savrin

Satan/Supercomputer marriage? HELL NO! Defend the 'sanctity' of marriage!

9/28/2006 4:13:14 PM

Sandman

You're a loony.

9/28/2006 4:23:37 PM

niccomm

They believe someone must continuously, 24/7, pray over the dead at their burial sites.

Nonsense.

9/28/2006 4:28:39 PM

Bob_Zimmerman

I think this guy read Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency and somehow thought it was non-fiction. Electric Monk, anyone?

9/28/2006 4:28:59 PM

Revilo

Bah, what has this guy got against the Japanese? Oh, wait, they're not all Christian. Never mind, then.

9/28/2006 4:29:25 PM

Mister Spak

It would be easier if the antichrist program was automatically installed along with Windows.

Then those who use linux would be raptured.


9/28/2006 4:37:31 PM

Berny

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over?
Mister Spak, that would go double for those of us who are on Mac OS X. ;-)

9/28/2006 4:45:59 PM

Mike

He's been watching too much \"VR-Trooper.\"

9/28/2006 4:48:59 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Spot the Loony!

9/28/2006 4:50:48 PM

Chan

And in ancient times they used wheels powered by the wind to run their prayers. There's precedent there, you know.

And then, they will take over the world!

9/28/2006 4:58:09 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Somebody must pray continously 24/7 over their dead? Where'd you get this crap from?

9/28/2006 5:07:03 PM

g-21-lto

This may seem odd at first thought,


Surely not!

9/28/2006 5:21:20 PM

David D.G.

On the one hand you're saying that the object of veneration would be robotic, but then you say that the precedent is that the givers of veneration are robotic? Heck, if we can pull this off, we'll just let the machines get on with the nonsense of religion while human beings can get on with more important stuff! I like it!


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 5:45:33 PM

Rysith

Look! I used big words like Automatons, virtual reality, and psychologically! Thus, I must be intelligent! Thus, I must be right! Teh Virtual Realities are Satan! Teh Robots will destroy us all (And then pray over our graves)!

9/28/2006 5:45:46 PM

Prince Macho Belly

Robots are taking over the world?

Didn't I see this on \"Spongebob Squarepants\"?

9/28/2006 6:12:02 PM

Claude

Japanese auto-prayer robots! I want one!


9/28/2006 6:37:47 PM

TDR

Bob Z - that was my first thought, too.

9/28/2006 6:41:01 PM

Hadanelith

The stupid! It burns!

9/28/2006 6:46:01 PM

ND

Wow. It must suck to go through life being that paranoid.

What a fucking nut

9/28/2006 6:58:10 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Robot preachers? Man, I knew there was something weird about Kent Hovind!

9/28/2006 7:39:37 PM

Mister J.

Revelations meets Short Circuit Award...?

Then again, Johnny 5 always did seem to be a tad Satanic to me- he even got kicked out of a church (though it was a Catholic one. Hmmm...)!

9/28/2006 7:46:18 PM

Matilde

I mean, I am crossed enough when those fundies try to adjust the Bible to their convenience but this.............I mean, looks troll or just blasphemous.

9/28/2006 9:05:17 PM

Mr. Turquoise

Sorry to disappoint, Claude, but I've asked around, and no one in my neighbourhood has heard of these prayer robots. And neither of the 2 most common religions in Japan require their dead to prayed over 24/7.

Having said that, when was the last time 'facts' interfered with ramblings of a fundie?

Mr. Turquoise

9/28/2006 9:44:43 PM

Amos

It's all so obvious!

9/28/2006 11:20:48 PM

Denizen

More from the site:

\"Control the mind - control the world, and the virtual messiah will be the most sinister mind control device ever invented. Generally, people want to be taken care of, and during these turbulent times they will need crisis options. Today, sometimes searching for a needed answer on the World Wide Web can be a very exasperating, time-consuming experience. The Antichrist will be there to help, and his new prophet of cyberspace will be everywhere, in every computer, and TV, to take care of your special needs. Remember these are extraordinary times, with extraordinary events taking place. Events will be happening so rapidly it will be hard to keep up. In an ongoing crisis situation, people will need immediate answers, and this cyberspace mentor will be your virtual comforter and companion. It will know everything about you. It will know all your life’s records, along with your star charts. It will know your demons, and it will guide your goals.

Brought to you by the best in synthetic vision, the virtual messiah will be your teacher, your own personal spiritual guru, and your closest and most trusted friend. It will help you sort out your life. It will teach you that the future is what you make of it - “take control and stop looking for other people to blame.” It will help you expand your horizons, and it will share the burden of achieving them.

It will help you pinpoint your character flaws and remove them. “There is no cost too great if it means your success - only the strong survive.” It will teach you that one must master the life-force, and let it guide you into a profound phase of awareness. It will counsel you, “… in all the universe there is nothing more important then the human being. You are the center of the universe and you are what counts. You are the foundation for the future. It’s your new world, see the big picture, think of what you want to achieve, and focus on it.”

The virtual messiah will put a sizzle in your step, “if you want to achieve something, then you must eliminate what stands in the way.” The job of the virtual messiah will be to direct the human race from panic to prosperity. Under the direction of the new and improved Antichrist, it will take humanity in a new direction, a new economy, a new society, and it will demand that you be one of its soldiers.

Loyalty to the “new world order” will be a lifetime mission. It does not want compliance; it wants repentance and conversion to the new order. It will demand commitment, and it will demand motivation. It will expect greater things from you - so you must work harder. It will be there to remind you that your destiny awaits, “…you must rise to consciousness and power.” Each day you will grow more thankful for the opportunities it provides, and in return…, lets just say you don’t want to disappoint him.\"

9/29/2006 12:02:59 AM
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