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Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

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Anon, The Force is a Tool of Satan! 68 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Skaloop

And vice versa:

Episode IV: A New Pope.

9/28/2006 4:06:04 PM

MK

This has to be a joke. Also on the site:

\"Many write, \"you are just doing this for money because of the ads and merchandising.\" They are WRONG! We do not seek your \"donations\" (although they are welcome) but are SPREADING the WORD - and at resonable rates! \"

That last line is like the smilie you need to call Poe's law.

9/28/2006 4:06:30 PM

Savrin

Satan's Dream Factory would be a good name for a rock band.

9/28/2006 4:11:46 PM

Sandman

Billons? Did you say \"billions?\" Are you sure? Let's check the production costs...

Episode 1: 115 million
Episode 2: 120 million
Episode 3: 113 million
Episode 4: 13 million (what a bargain!)
Episode 5: 18 million
Episode 6: 32 million

Total: 411 million dollars. A lot, yes, but not even 1 \"billion\" let alone \"billions,\" plural. Hell, not even half a billion. If yer gonna spout crap, at least get the baseline right.

9/28/2006 4:22:30 PM

Murdock

\"Space Opera\"?

9/28/2006 4:24:00 PM

Gadfly22

This isn't the demonic force you're looking for.

9/28/2006 4:27:12 PM

Mike

Uh... Have you seen episode 6? Episode 3 is not the final in the dual trilogy.

9/28/2006 4:34:14 PM

Skaloop

Well, Sandman, in his defense he did say that billions has been made off of the Star Wars series. Based upon worldwide grosses and merchandising, there's little doubt that billions is correct.

9/28/2006 4:34:30 PM

Mister Spak

Watch Star Trek instead.

9/28/2006 4:39:18 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Space opera is the correct term, believe it or not.

9/28/2006 4:40:13 PM

Berny

Just because fundamentalist idiots have difficulty discerning fact from fiction, doesn't mean the rest of us do.
I know Star Wars is just a good yarn (the original trilogy anyway) and can enjoy it as such.
I don't worship anything.

9/28/2006 4:44:59 PM

Ed

Oh sweet Jesus WHAT?!

9/28/2006 4:48:59 PM

Chan

OK, if I can put my geek hat on for a moment (like I ever take it off!), it's not THE Star Wars, it's just Star Wars -- there's no article! It's not like THE Doctor, or THE Prisoner, or A Tale of Two Cities.

Even though this is the first instance of this misunderstanding, I have already begun to realize that it really gets my goat.

And that whole XX-year mission thing? TEWTALLY Star Trek! Like, GUH!

9/28/2006 4:55:40 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

This is a joke, right? It's got to be. It's just too out there to be real.

9/28/2006 5:06:07 PM

[url=http://mad-dog-land.ifastnet.com]madDog[/url]

Originally posted by Sandman

Billons? Did you say \"billions?\" Are you sure? Let's check the production costs...

Episode 1: 115 million
Episode 2: 120 million
Episode 3: 113 million
Episode 4: 13 million (what a bargain!)
Episode 5: 18 million
Episode 6: 32 million

Total: 411 million dollars. A lot, yes, but not even 1 \"billion\" let alone \"billions,\" plural. Hell, not even half a billion. If yer gonna spout crap, at least get the baseline right.

Umm, I think he was talking about the PROFITS, sandman. How much did the series make in profits?

9/28/2006 5:19:35 PM

[url=rlrr.drum-corps.net]rlrr[/url]

I guess I just watch the Star Trek instead.

9/28/2006 5:45:33 PM

Prince Macho Belly

Demon Intern: Sir, they're onto us about The Star Wars.

Satan: Curses! Ratchet up the production levels on The Star Trek, The Battlestar Galactica, The Doctor Who, and The Mork and Mindy! We must continue to distract them from their 75 year mission!

9/28/2006 6:19:50 PM

TDR

oboy....

9/28/2006 6:39:44 PM

Hadanelith

Episode 6 involves an allegory for the return of Jesus, you idiot.

9/28/2006 6:45:04 PM

ND

So, where in the bible does it mention midichlorians and the Force?

9/28/2006 6:56:02 PM

JesusKlingon

I wish I could give it a six.

9/28/2006 6:57:04 PM

NKF

It's Yoda.

9/28/2006 6:58:50 PM

Sandman

D'OH! You guys are right. I'll have to check that, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have made billions. But....I wonder how much money has been made by using the Bible...both physically selling the book and using it as a justification for theological extortion...?

9/28/2006 7:10:49 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Oh, Poe's Law without a doubt. And if he wants to claim Eps I-III are the work of Satan, I'm right with him. Or her.

9/28/2006 7:36:41 PM

MK

Tiny - Episodes I through III are too inept and banal to have been made by Satan, or even one of his major minions. More like the sloppy work of one of his minor, nearly-mindless spawn.

9/28/2006 7:51:25 PM
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