Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!
In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!
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This has to be a joke. Also on the site:
Billons? Did you say "billions?" Are you sure? Let's check the production costs...half a billion. If yer gonna spout crap, at least get the baseline right.
Well, Sandman, in his defense he did say that billions has been made off of the Star Wars series. Based upon worldwide grosses and merchandising, there's little doubt that billions is correct.
OK, if I can put my geek hat on for a moment (like I ever take it off!), it's not THE Star Wars, it's just Star Wars -- there's no article! It's not like THE Doctor, or THE Prisoner, or A Tale of Two Cities.GUH!
@Sandman
Billons? Did you say "billions?" Are you sure? Let's check the production costs...
Umm, I think he was talking about the PROFITS, sandman. How much did the series make in profits ?
Demon Intern: Sir, they're onto us about The Star Wars.
I knew it had to happen sooner or later. Harry Potter, Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Pokemon and now Star Wars. Is this guy IDIOT ENOUGH not to understand that it is pure fiction?, and only 75 years?, when was Jesus born?
@ND
So, where in the bible does it mention midichlorians and the Force?
1. The most recent movie was actually part III of VI. If this person was actually paying attention, he'd know that.
Oh, for shit's sake, is he actually implying that people worship Star Wars? I pray that this is a joke, but somehow, I can't shake the thought that there are people who are actually stupid enough to believe this.
When it comes to profits, the movies alone have made over a billion (not sure without inflation adjustment, but definitely over a billion with adjustment, maybe even over 2 billion).
I was going to agree with Poe's Law and I figured those videos would indicate that it was a joke.http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=drbubonic
I just watched the original, uncut episodes 4-6 last night, and certainly don't recall them claiming The Force is more powerful than "God". Heck, "god" doesn't even come up(though, oddly enough, hell does).
If you knew what you were talking about, you would not call Episode III a "final episode". It's the middle of the story where the Empire seizes power only to have it taken away by the rebels in the real final episode, Episode VI. As for your "satan's battleground" hypothesis, Star Wars is based on Wagner's Ring Cycle. It's an old story of "good" triumphing over "evil". Learn some fucking facts you moron.
Wait, Yoda was the evil one? And here I was thinking it was the ancient guy with red eyes in the black cloak. I guess the characters just weren't one-dimensional enough for Anon to figure it out.
Firstly, 1-3 are prequels; movies BEFORE the 4-6 films. How could they defeat all evil in part three? There wouldn't be any 'bad guys' to fight.
You do realize that the film you're referring to is part 3 of 6 films, right? And that good ultimately triumphs over evil and the main character of that third film finds redemption?
Friends, Romans, lend me your rears.
Just to clarify, for the few who maybe need it...THIS IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, A JOKE.
And a most hilarious one too, I might add.[img]http://mynetimages.com/bf3df7a6.gif[/img]
@Demented Yenta
Ooze.com. The poor man's B3ta.com [/snob]
Landover Baptist, take note. Time to drop the 'fundie' routine, eh? We get the joke now. [/satire]
'The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.'
A joke becomes tedious when it's continually repeated. [/satire II]
(Besides, when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, it was said 'twas the day Satire died)
[/Little boy pointing at naked Emperor] ("The Office" was never funny. Toe-curling doth not equate with humour, [P]Ricky Gervais. )
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