To Jesus Car,
[9/28/2006 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 4
What the... oh wait, it's Florida.
9/28/2006 4:10:26 PM
Well, they say a picture is worth a thousadn words...the back of this car sure is at least.
9/28/2006 4:12:44 PM
This my friends is why I have a PA in my truck.
9/28/2006 4:21:24 PM
Eek! The Art Car has been defiled! Art Cars shouldn't carry religious messages. It isn't right.
9/28/2006 4:33:04 PM
I wish it would run over Jesus.
9/28/2006 4:40:12 PM
Does this car move by the power of god?
Or is itpowered by the same evil science that brings us evolution?
9/28/2006 4:40:50 PM
Well, at least the \"Love all your neighbors and love all your enemies\" bit is prominently displayed. Seems that most Fundies like to ignore that part.
I wonder how many accidents this thing has caused?
9/28/2006 4:51:47 PM
So, with all that painstaking streamlining going on there, how far has this person's gas mileage dropped?
Is that a Camry? It kind of looks like a Camry, but I think the tail lights are the wrong shape. If it is a Camry, it's kind of a repurposing of something made by Shintos and Buddhists, isn't it?
9/28/2006 4:52:06 PM
I notice Mickey Mouse is on the trunk. I never knew Mickey was so into Jesus.
9/28/2006 5:04:26 PM
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
Though I like the messages, all that preaching and profession of faith is just plain rude.
9/28/2006 5:04:37 PM
Jesus Chrysler, Supercar!
9/28/2006 6:03:30 PM
It just screams:
If you see me getting out of this car, stay far, far away from me because I'll probably ask you to let me talk to you about Jesus!!
At least this guy gives you fair warning he's insane.
9/28/2006 6:17:12 PM
So much for Jesus' admonition against practicing one's faith loudly in public instead of quietly in private.
9/28/2006 6:21:44 PM
Prince Macho Belly
Apparently, completely obstructing your rear-view mirror isn't a concern when driving in Florida....
9/28/2006 6:29:04 PM
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9/28/2006 6:41:37 PM
Ah yes, like that bumper sticker to fuck with fundies.
\"HONK IF YOU THINK JESUS WAS GAY\"
...and TDevil, to quote a random fan
I love all of Gary Larson's cartoons, but if I were to have to choose which one I liked the most, it would have to be the one which has a rattlesnake in the top left hand corner, a puffed-up puffer fish in the top right hand corner, a mad cat in the bottom left hand corner, and a man wearing a trench coat, with a boot on his head, a child's pool floaty around his middle and carrying a bazooka. The caption reads:
\"How Nature Says, \"Don't Touch\"
Humour in its purest state! (ento-mology student, Australia)
9/28/2006 6:44:54 PM
I think it looks cool.
9/28/2006 6:49:56 PM
It looks kind of like the buses you see in Pakistan, all festooned with lucky charms and outrageous rococo decoration. Only not as gash. He needs to try harder.
9/28/2006 7:33:06 PM
How would he see out of the rear windscreen? Health risk, anyone?
9/28/2006 7:50:39 PM
This thing must kill hundreds every year by distracting other drivers. :D
9/28/2006 8:14:36 PM
Kinda reminds me of a motorcycle I saw down in Ocean City..
..okay, bad picture, but both sides were COVERED in preachy bumper stickers.
..And hey, it's from the same state.
9/28/2006 8:33:46 PM
All times cutie fundie award, I feel. This is not particularly offensive, just nuts.
9/28/2006 8:53:26 PM
Wow. Talk about humility, and avoiding ostentatious displays of worship. I thought Jesus said to go in your closet to pray, and not to make a big show of it. But of course we all know you're only supposed to obey those parts of the Bible you like, right?
I wonder how often one of those little pieces of plastic crap they've got glued to the back fly off and hit other vehicles. Or how often it gets vandalized. I know it would be hard for me to walk by this car without yanking something off.
9/28/2006 9:33:39 PM
\"The Pharisee\" by Ford. For the Christian who wants the very best.
9/28/2006 9:36:08 PM