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So, with all that painstaking streamlining going on there, how far has this person's gas mileage dropped?
Is that a Camry? It kind of looks like a Camry, but I think the tail lights are the wrong shape. If it is a Camry, it's kind of a repurposing of something made by Shintos and Buddhists, isn't it?
It just screams:
If you see me getting out of this car, stay far, far away from me because I'll probably ask you to let me talk to you about Jesus!!
At least this guy gives you fair warning he's insane.
Ah yes, like that bumper sticker to fuck with fundies.
"HONK IF YOU THINK JESUS WAS GAY"
...and TDevil, to quote a random fan
I love all of Gary Larson's cartoons, but if I were to have to choose which one I liked the most, it would have to be the one which has a rattlesnake in the top left hand corner, a puffed-up puffer fish in the top right hand corner, a mad cat in the bottom left hand corner, and a man wearing a trench coat, with a boot on his head, a child's pool floaty around his middle and carrying a bazooka. The caption reads:
"How Nature Says, "Don't Touch"
Humour in its purest state! (ento-mology student, Australia)
Kinda reminds me of a motorcycle I saw down in Ocean City..
(Clicky)
..okay, bad picture, but both sides were COVERED in preachy bumper stickers.
..And hey, it's from the same state.
Wow. Talk about humility, and avoiding ostentatious displays of worship. I thought Jesus said to go in your closet to pray, and not to make a big show of it. But of course we all know you're only supposed to obey those parts of the Bible you like, right?
I wonder how often one of those little pieces of plastic crap they've got glued to the back fly off and hit other vehicles. Or how often it gets vandalized. I know it would be hard for me to walk by this car without yanking something off.
@Murdock
This my friends is why I have a PA in my truck.
Same here.
Aside from the security hazard, is this licence plate legal?
This my friends is why I have a PA in my truck.
What is a PA? Anyway, my personal reaction would be an uncontrolable urge to find a big spray of bright pink paint... That or a flamethrower.
@Trask
Thanks for the repost, else I'd thought To Jesus Car was just a HTML tag fail. BTW, it says so much about a country, when something like that monstrosity can drive around freely, and not cause a crash or three, but would fail it's MOT (the roadworthiness certificate required for all vehicles to be legal in the UK) here (due to all those potentially hazardous (& irrelevant) protuberances, yet, one can see something like this*:
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on our roads perfectly legally, without a policeman batting an eyelid at such (but would provoke a guffaw, and the basis of a humourous story back at the station).
Probably because it's 1) a business promotional tool. And 2) Brits are known to be eccentric.
After all, when one can see not only a skip, but also a sofa, a speedboat, and even a shed on our roads (again, all perfectly legal; taxed, MOT'd & insured), you don't need drugs. Certainly not religion!
*- UK = Skip. USA = Dumpster.
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