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[In the midst of a long argument against abortion]

We shouldn't even be asking the question about abortion, we shouldn't even begin to get to the point where a girl has the option of having an abortion because we should be looking at the option of saying not to sexual intimacy with another man before marriage. If a girl never went off and had sex, then we wouldn't even have this whole problem of abortion. [...]

Just because you got raped, doesn't mean that child has a right to be killed, because say if your mother was raped, would you have wanted her to kill you?[...]

Everyone knows the child is a life, whether its a bunch of cells or if its a complete human form, its still a life. For example, the flower in the garden, its still alive -- it might not look like a human but its still alive. Bacteria is still alive, y'know.

We got all these things -- animals are still alive. Everything is alive, everything that moves -- the fact that the baby moves around, the fact that sperm moves around, its a life. And shouldn't be killed. I'm not saying that you shouldn't kill animals, but you should only kill an animal -- its the same thing -- you should only kill an animal if you're gonna eat it. You should only kill a baby if you're gonna eat it, really. Because what else is there -- you should -- I'm mean, I'm not saying you're gonna eat a baby, but y'know what I'm trying to say?

tommy34543, Youtube 85 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Yahweh

Gotta give this guy credit for trying to take the argument \"life has intrinsic value\" to its logical ends, but yeah, that whole eating babies part kinda discredits him.

9/28/2006 4:15:38 PM

Murdock

Is there a \"Eating babies for Jesus\" award?; becuase if there is this guy needs it.

9/28/2006 4:22:47 PM

Revilo

If he hadn't brought up the \"eating babies\" point himself, I would have.

9/28/2006 4:26:23 PM

Savrin

\"Babies on spikes! Babies, I've got yer babies on spikes right here. Tastes of chicken!\"

9/28/2006 4:36:57 PM

shell

So we can kill bacteria as long as we eat it? I'm so confused.

9/28/2006 4:39:20 PM

Mister Spak

\"but y'know what I'm trying to say?\"


No.

9/28/2006 4:41:48 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Yes, we do know what you're trying to say. Unfortunately, what you're trying to say is a load of horseshit.

9/28/2006 4:43:30 PM

Ed

A Modest Proposal Award?

9/28/2006 4:52:37 PM

MK

\"What the Hell Is My Point?\" Award.

9/28/2006 5:00:33 PM

Rockstar

You're right. Bacteria IS alive. Ban Lysol!

9/28/2006 5:02:46 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

But we kill bacteria all the time. Spontaneous abortions happen all the time.

9/28/2006 5:03:32 PM

Alejandro

A Modest Proposal Award is good, but too few people would get it, I'm afraid. How about Soylent Green Award?

9/28/2006 5:12:25 PM

AWP

\"Eating babies for Jesus\" award

9/28/2006 5:17:07 PM

DrunkMonkey

He specifically mentions sperm being alive. I guess you can't wank unless you swallow it?

9/28/2006 5:20:11 PM

David D.G.

\"A Modest Proposal\" Award nomination seconded!


~David D.G.

9/28/2006 5:50:46 PM

shell

A Modest Proposal Award is good, but too few people would get it, I'm afraid.


I can assure you my students don't. (Not that they've seen Soylent Green either.)

9/28/2006 6:02:32 PM

Julian

So fighting disease, viruses and flesh eating bacteria is wrong?

So animal glues and animal leathers are wrong?

Killing rogue animals that are a menace to society is wrong?

Roach baits are wrong?

And given your average guy is going to produce bilions upon billions of sperm cells, and father how many people on average?

9/28/2006 6:25:54 PM

Prince Macho Belly

I say we kill him and eat him.

9/28/2006 6:30:33 PM

TDR

submit Yahweh's cartoon here....

9/28/2006 6:33:42 PM

Hadanelith

A Modest Proposal nthed.

9/28/2006 6:40:37 PM

Ed

A Modest Proposal, folks.

Wikipedia it for a synopses!

9/28/2006 6:51:46 PM

Sandman

So penicillian is murder...?

9/28/2006 7:06:38 PM

Dan

\"... Every Sperm is Sacred ...\"

9/28/2006 7:48:13 PM

Archangel_Lucifer

\"...every sperm is great!...\"

9/28/2006 8:11:36 PM

Libkitten

ROFL did he just advocate eating babies?

9/28/2006 8:11:57 PM
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