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Hi.
I have been a christian for lil over 2 years now.
And seems like i get attacks lots of times from demons.
couple stories here to clear what i mean ( got more if u want );

last year, i was depressed, i used to listen lots of hardcore music ( meaning not christian; ex: slipknot ) as I was listening to this band I was looking at my wall ( no clue why lol ) and I saw a shadow passing on it.
I got scared and whent to take a shower .. after getting undressed, I started choking and looked at myself in the mirror and and their was a red mark all over my neck. The bathroom started to feel crowed, and like if I was getting pushed.

A other story; very intressting
this is recently, this summer.
I was with a bud of mine ( not doing so great in his spiritual life ) and we were helping a friend at her job, I started feeling cold and weird ( i usaly feel like this when I feel or see demons ) I tell my friend, and then I saw a man standing in the window for a split second & i tell my friend, the big touch guy as he is ( loll ) goes and checks it out, and he opens the door and gets kocked down, and the door slams, I go check him out and we turned our heads and the door behind ( witch hade a key in it ) started turning like crazy, for the rest of the night we were scared, and he slept over, we slept on the sofa ( very weird btw lol ) and while i was on my computer he was watching tv and he turned his head and saw 2 demons beside me ) so wtv, nite goes on, we go to sleep, and I hade the feelings that this will continue and we will see angels. we decided to go in my bed ( very weird once again lol ) and while he goes on my bed he takes a look outside and sees a kid growning in my pool he freaked out, so try to sleep, and we started to hear like bells or trompettes and everything became so calm and emotional, we started like crying tears of joy, it was crazy. and the next day, he saw the kid that was growning in my pool at a park.

A other quick story.
bud of mine and I were listening to some hardcore music.
And you know how in windows media player you have a colored display, a demon appared in that, no jokes, there was a face of a demon ( looked like pictures of satan ) distrubing.....

Anyways, I just wanted to take the time and tell you guys this storys and if you guys need prayers for these kids of struggles, let me know.


juicebox, Christian Forums 54 Comments [9/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Pike

These are good testimonials as to why dropping acid is bad for you.

9/29/2006 11:10:10 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

If someone needed prayers for \"these kids(sic) of trouble,\" don't ask juicebox. That weirdo attracts demon, or so I've read.

9/29/2006 11:35:21 AM

Prager

Did your mother drink or do drugs when she was carrying you? Just curious...

9/29/2006 11:37:24 AM

Inmate 22841666

Did he say in the second story that him and his friend where so scared they shared a bed for the night?

Why do all Fundie stories involve some kind of demon induced homo-erotica?

Alos, why does he keep listening to all this 'hard core music' if it summons demons?

I feel cheated. I drink, take drugs, listen to evil music, have sex, hang out with gays, blacks and non-christians but have never seen a demon. Not fair.

9/29/2006 11:38:17 AM

Coffee

Man, you and your friend need to lay off the drugs. They're damaging your brain, as shown by these lame hallucinations and your inability to use correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Little hint, it's hard to read shite like this with a straight face when it looks like it was typed by a 9-year-old.

9/29/2006 11:40:58 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

This guy either needs to see a psychiatrist for his delusions, stop drinking so much or stop taking drugs. It's one of those three.

9/29/2006 11:42:40 AM

Skyfire

Something tells me he hasn't been to the doctor in a while.

9/29/2006 12:04:17 PM

Kitsune Koji

Like inmate mentioned, what, did they get so scared they had to hold each other close?

Of course, his friend is a\"Big touch guy\" so maybe he likes to cuddle.

9/29/2006 12:12:41 PM

Evergreen

Why do they always blame music? In all my years of rock and metal I've yet to see a single demon. I'm almost disappointed...

9/29/2006 12:20:11 PM

Matilde

Troll+urban legends=recipe for disaster.

9/29/2006 12:38:11 PM

Redhunter

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)\"This guy either needs to see a psychiatrist for his delusions, stop drinking so much or stop taking drugs. It's one of those three.\"

You're limiting him to ONE of the three? You're too kind.

I was a metal listening, drug taking, alcohol-abusing christian for dozens of years and not ONE damn demon. Of course, not one angel either.

9/29/2006 12:40:12 PM

Nepthys

Maybe when you're groan up (deliberate) you'll write for Weekly World News. Meanwhile stay out of bed with big touch guys, it'll ruin your reputation as a fundie.

9/29/2006 1:17:12 PM

Fed Up

Got depressed and took a couple of hits of acid? Hmmm...

9/29/2006 1:25:08 PM

Kelian

Humans are so suggestable. Try one of these:

1. When you're driving at night, casually point out to your passenger that you saw shadows that look like ghosts going across the road. This works especially well on dark black road paving.

2. Point out to somebody that street lights have a tendency to blink on or off when they walk/ drive by.

3. If you know someone who has an interest in ghosts, ask them if they just saw something strange. Then suggest that it is getting colder in the room.

9/29/2006 2:13:58 PM

ND

I feel sorry for this guy. He needs help. Professional help.

9/29/2006 2:27:38 PM

juicebox

\"Then I got the carbon monoxide leak in my boiler repaired and all the demons went away. And I could spell again. It's a miracle!\"

9/29/2006 2:49:08 PM

Papabear

Why is it that it's almost always only the wildly delusional, religious nutjobs see demons? Oh, wait, I think I know.

9/29/2006 3:07:22 PM

Berny

The more I read comments from individuals like these, the more I am convinced that fundamentalist Christianity is a mental illness.

9/29/2006 3:12:37 PM

dykitty

You know, I've listened to metal for years and I never saw a demon, not even once. Seems like they'd at least drop in for a beer once in a while, you know?

9/29/2006 3:24:17 PM

niccomm

I have been a christian for lil over 2 years now.
And seems like i get attacks lots of times from demons.


I think if you're a christian, you are supposed to give up drugs.

9/29/2006 3:47:36 PM

honestchristian

I have been a christian for almost 30 years and I have never seen a demon. I think you should lay off the LSD and pot for at least a few months. This is really silly. If there is a devil, why would he want to appear to you for? Who are you?

9/29/2006 4:24:46 PM

Archangel_Lucifer

Sounds like acid to me.

\"we decided to go in my bed\"

Maybe someone is trying to admit something?

9/29/2006 4:48:51 PM

Mike

Lay off the acid. It's bad for you.

9/29/2006 5:39:18 PM

Napoleon the Clown

All hail overactive imaginations!

9/29/2006 5:42:35 PM

Oolon Coluphid

Seek psychiatric help now. Either that, or stop doing so much acid.

9/29/2006 5:58:57 PM
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