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HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

Throughout the history of mankind, coldhearted criminals who have committed the heinous crime of murder, have sought various ways to keep from being rightfully punished by the government for their murders. Many have not been successful in their endeavors. However, there is a class of criminals who have been quite successful. Below is a list of means they are using in america to get away with not only a single murder, but mass murder. If you want to murder BIG TIME and get away with it, these are some of the things you must do.
1. Get so-called "experts" to make the words "TERMINAL ILLNESS" mean that a person will most definitely always have the illness without the remotest possiblity of getting well, get foolish legislators to make the concept legal, and then legally put to death those who are "TERMINALLY ILL" who are depleting your financial resources, or those who ask to die.
2. Get so-called "experts" to classify certain members of the human race as being non-humans and get foolish legislators to make the classification legal.
3. Get chosen as a member of a state's pardon and parole board so that you can let out of prison murderous recidivists who will murder again.
4. Become a high government official, particularly president, federal judge or legislator.
5. Get rich.
6. Become a defense attorney so that you can defend murderers.
7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire.
8. If you hate children and like to put to death innocent people, become an abortion doctor or an abortion doctor's assisstant.
9. If you hate people who are terminally ill, pretend to have a deep love and mercy for them in their sufferings and kill them.
10. Kill someone and pretend you are insane.
11. Murder someone before you turn 18.
12. Be a female
13. Receive the sympathy of the satanic news media and anti-death penalty special interest groups.
14. In the ring, hit him hard enough if you are a famous boxer.
15. Be the jury's hero
16. Hire a famous attorney who really knows his stuff about the murderous american constitution.
17. Become a pathologist, and go into business assisting the so-called "TERMINALLY ILL" to commit suicide.
18. Get nominated as a supreme court justice and decide who has a "constitutional" right to live and who doesn't.
19. If you want to hire someone to perform a murder for you, hire anyone of the people in the positions we have named above. But in order to get away with the murder, it MUST be done "legally" or "constitutionally."
Lobby against the death penalty and get foolish legislators to make laws against the death penalty. Then kill or have killed the person or people you hate.


Robert T. Lee, tencommandments.org 39 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Bone_Vulture

Poor Robert needs the waaahmbulance.

9/30/2006 10:58:51 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Punishment for a crime does not make the world a better place, it just satisfies people's childish need for revenge. PREVENTION is a far better goal. Fear of punishment does not make a terribly effective deterrent unless you have approximately three policemen for every citizen, and a flawless legal system (hint: we have neither).

9/30/2006 11:15:38 AM

Ice

If you hate murders so much, why are you still pro death penalty?

I'll never understand fundies' brains, never!

Oh, and... no 12? WTF?!

9/30/2006 11:16:23 AM

Matilde

They forgot to mention \"say that you did in the name of God\".

9/30/2006 11:41:29 AM

NotMe

Ice: I think that he is referring to the fertilised eggs that fail to implant.

Remember, every zygote is a human.

9/30/2006 12:15:00 PM

Axver

7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire.

Whaaa? Killing people solves the problem of people killing people?

And yes, the death penalty CLEARLY works. That's why New Zealand has 10,000 murders per week while Texas hasn't had a single murder in a decade. Oh, wait, that's bullshit.

9/30/2006 2:18:17 PM

Adrian

1. Get so-called \"experts\" to make the words \"TERMINAL ILLNESS\" mean that a person will most definitely always have the illness without the remotest possiblity of getting well, get foolish legislators to make the concept legal, and then legally put to death those who are \"TERMINALLY ILL\" who are depleting your financial resources, or those who ask to die.

This is what \"terminally ill\" means, fuckwit... And as you say it yourself, euthanasia is either for people who are vegetables and won't ever wake up or for people who ask for it, usually because they're in hideous pain. And you can shove your \"my psychopathic sky fairy is the only one who get to choose when one dies\" argument back up your colon, followed by a handgrenade.

4. Become a high government official, particularly president, federal judge or legislator.

Well, I can think of one president who used his position to have mass murder commited... (no legislator or federal judge, though)

5. Get rich.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So rich people = murderers? That sound suspiciously like what a Communist extremist would say :P

7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire.

Spending the rest of your natural life in prison isn't really all that enticing, ya know?

8. If you hate children and like to put to death innocent people, become an abortion doctor or an abortion doctor's assisstant.

Necrosadozoophilia: getting sexual gratification from beating a dead horse. Prominent perversion among fundies...

9. If you hate people who are terminally ill, pretend to have a deep love and mercy for them in their sufferings and kill them.
17. Become a pathologist, and go into business assisting the so-called \"TERMINALLY ILL\" to commit suicide.


You will write 1000 times \"I will not repeat myself unnecessarily\", then \"it isn't suicide if the \"victim\" ASKS to die\" 5000 times.

14. In the ring, hit him hard enough if you are a famous boxer.

WTF!!!!!? o_0 You do know that this is a singularly inefficient way of commiting \"mass murder\", don't you? Not to mention that it has absolutely nothing to do with abortion or euthanasia.

9/30/2006 6:15:43 PM

Moe

1. I'm pretty sure that if someone has a terminal illness, it's pretty likely they aren't going to get better. I don't know why it's so wrong to want to get things over with if you know you're just going to die anyway.

6.Everyone is entitled to a fair trial, even murderers. Defense lawyers don't defend people because they like what they do, they do it because that's the way the legal system works.

12.Most of the rest of these are just stupid. But this one has got to be the most fucktarded item on the list. Is this Misogyny Month, or something?

9/30/2006 6:19:01 PM

Old Viking

Robert mad at many peoples. Robert dork.

9/30/2006 7:16:41 PM

Gugu

Hey Bob who's your dealer because I really need some of what he sold you.

Seems to be exceedingly good to fuck with human brain and I really want to get some to try!


(well... on second thought, I don't want it. Seems to be pretty much addictive and even more destructive and oppositely to you I really need my braincells...)

9/30/2006 7:25:36 PM

Scott

\"11. Murder someone before you turn 18.\"

Gimme your address, Rob. I'm three years below that...

9/30/2006 7:54:05 PM

Libkitten

Yeah. Women are never prosecuted for murder. Good call. And clearly living in a state with no death penalty makes it okay to murder freely. Jackass.

9/30/2006 10:14:59 PM

David D.G.

Not one of these makes the least bit of sense. Of course, that's not too surprising; if there's one thing I learned during my brief time as an English teacher, it is that any essay that begins with \"Throughout the history of mankind\" is the product of a 3-watt mentality.

What's especially funny here is that there are professions that do enable people to kill other people legally, given the right circumstances, and even train them to do it: military, police, FBI, and CIA all come to mind to start with. It's funny the poster didn't think to mention a single one of these.


~David D.G.

10/1/2006 10:08:46 PM

Redhunter

I've noticed that bob's hatred of America is clearly shown when he refuses to capitalize the word. Of course he believes democracy is straight from hell as well.

10/2/2006 8:06:20 AM

Coffee

In the category of \"Fundie Most In Need Of a Frontal Lobotomy,\" my vote would go for Bob Lee.

10/2/2006 12:08:51 PM

Kadin

20. Become a DA in Texas.

Oh snap.

10/5/2006 12:05:16 PM



1. so what if the word is already there?
2. Get so-called \"experts\" to classify certain members of the human race as being non-humans and get foolish legislators to make the classification legal. HUH??????
3. Get chosen as a member of a state's pardon and parole board so that you can let out of prison murderous recidivists who will murder again. Well wounldnt that let a murder murder?
4. Become a high government official, particularly president, federal judge or legislator. COOL JON
5. Get rich. FANTASTIC
6. Become a defense attorney so that you can defend murderers. NEVER HEARD OF INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY?
7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire. SO DEATH PENALTY MEANS KILL MURDERER, NON NDEATH MEANS JAIL MURDER??
8. If you hate children and like to put to death innocent people, become an abortion doctor or an abortion doctor's assisstant. COOL CAN I DO THAT WHEN I GROW UP?
9. If you hate people who are terminally ill, pretend to have a deep love and mercy for them in their sufferings and kill them. YAY... LETS GO TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME...
10. Kill someone and pretend you are insane. WELL WHAT WORKS.....
11. Murder someone before you turn 18. WELL WHAT WORKS....
12. Be a female HUH WOMEN MURDER????
13. Receive the sympathy of the satanic news media and anti-death penalty special interest groups. OH I MISS THOSE SATANIC NEWS GROUPS..
14. In the ring, hit him hard enough if you are a famous boxer. WELL THATS JUST AN ACCIDENT
15. Be the jury's hero. HUH?
16. Hire a famous attorney who really knows his stuff about the murderous american constitution. HUH?
17. Become a pathologist, and go into business assisting the so-called \"TERMINALLY ILL\" to commit suicide. YAY....
18. Get nominated as a supreme court justice and decide who has a \"constitutional\" right to live and who doesn't. COOL I WANT TO DO THAT TOO...
19. If you want to hire someone to perform a murder for you, hire anyone of the people in the positions we have named above. But in order to get away with the murder, it MUST be done \"legally\" or \"constitutionally.\"
Lobby against the death penalty and get foolish legislators to make laws against the death penalty. Then kill or have killed the person or people you hate. YAY...

10/27/2006 7:27:56 AM

Maronan

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER


Is this a confession?

Throughout the history of mankind, coldhearted criminals who have committed the heinous crime of murder...


Please take a writing class. The first half of your first sentence is boring me. (Assuming the top part is a title.)

...have sought various ways to keep from being rightfully punished by the government for their murders.


Except when those killers are the government. Or when the government declares that they don't have a right to live.

Many have not been successful in their endeavors.


Quite true. In this country, it's hard to get away with murder of other Americans unless you have the Republican propaganda machine on your side.

However, there is a class of criminals who have been quite successful.


Republicans in power?

Below is a list of means they are using in america to get away with not only a single murder, but mass murder.


Oh really? We'll see.

If you want to murder BIG TIME and get away with it, these are some of the things you must do.


Really.

1. Get so-called \"experts\" to make the words \"TERMINAL ILLNESS\" mean that a person will most definitely always have the illness without the remotest possiblity of getting well...


I believe you meant to say \"a person who has the illness doesn't have the remotest possibility of getting well.\" You seemed to imply that everyone would get it.

...get foolish legislators to make the concept legal...


There are some illnesses that are always fatal, regardless of what legislators say.

...and then legally put to death those who are \"TERMINALLY ILL\" who are depleting your financial resources, or those who ask to die.


If they ask to die, it's not murder. If they don't ask to die, it is murder, but not many people get away with that. (Someone was arrested for that at some point.)

2. Get so-called \"experts\" to classify certain members of the human race as being non-humans and get foolish legislators to make the classification legal.


That's happened, but only in cases where the experts were under threat from (or were) the sole legislator, if you get my drift. In this country, it's never happened.

3. Get chosen as a member of a state's pardon and parole board so that you can let out of prison murderous recidivists who will murder again.


It doesn't quite work that way.

4. Become a high government official, particularly president, federal judge or legislator.


Actually, this is true. Bush became President and killed tens of thousands of people in Iraq.

5. Get rich.


Remarkably, even the rich can't get away with murder.

6. Become a defense attorney so that you can defend murderers.


How does being a defense attorney allow anyone to get away with murder? Defense attorneys aren't magical. After all, you see plenty of murder convictions, and all of them had lawyers. Defense attorneys are simply part of the trial process; if you ever get falsely accused of breaking the law or are simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, you'll be glad they're around.

7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire.


How does this let you get away with murder? I don't consider it \"getting away with murder\" if you're sent to prison for the remainder of your natural life. Hell, if \"not getting killed\" constitutes \"getting away with it,\" then everything is legal except for murder in some states.

8. If you hate children and like to put to death innocent people, become an abortion doctor or an abortion doctor's assisstant.


Sorry, abortion doctors can't kill anyone. No, zygotes are not people.

9. If you hate people who are terminally ill, pretend to have a deep love and mercy for them in their sufferings and kill them.


And then get convicted for murder, like Charles Cullen.

10. Kill someone and pretend you are insane.


Genuine insanity is a defense, but psychiatrists can tell if you're simply faking.

11. Murder someone before you turn 18.


AAH! Beware of the gun-toting six-year-olds! The toddlers will kill you!

Get real.

12. Be a female


I believe you meant to say: \"Be a male.\" Since you consider abortion to be murder, you should remember how many billions of sperm cells you slaughter over your lifetime.

13. Receive the sympathy of the satanic news media and anti-death penalty special interest groups.


Satanic news media??! I suppose they must be satanic because they report facts that you don't like.

Again, opposing the death penalty does not mean letting anyone get away with murder.

14. In the ring, hit him hard enough if you are a famous boxer.


Become a famous boxer, convince the other person to become a famous boxer, and somehow hit him hard enough to kill him. Yeah, like that's ever happened.

15. Be the jury's hero


I don't think a jury will let someone go simply because they like him.

16. Hire a famous attorney who really knows his stuff about the murderous american constitution.


Yeah, the murdering constitution that lets you say what you're saying now without fear of being spontaneously locked up by the government.

Technically, that might happen now, but not to you— you're anti-American, but you're anti-American for Christian reasons, so the President is fine with that.

17. Become a pathologist, and go into business assisting the so-called \"TERMINALLY ILL\" to commit suicide.


It's not murder if they ask to die, you dolt! It's suicide!

18. Get nominated as a supreme court justice and decide who has a \"constitutional\" right to live and who doesn't.


Sorry. Doesn't work that way.

19. If you want to hire someone to perform a murder for you, hire anyone of the people in the positions we have named above.


Sure, it's easy to find a hit man. He might be an undercover cop, though. You'll probably wind up in jail.

If you really want to kill someone, become President, declare a \"war on terror\" and demand the authority to kill from a rubber-stamp Congress.

But in order to get away with the murder, it MUST be done \"legally\" or \"constitutionally.\"


Not really. Bush has been violating the law and Constitution, and he hasn't been caught. Yet.

Lobby against the death penalty and get foolish legislators to make laws against the death penalty.


How would you like to be falsely convicted of murder and executed? Your name will be cleared by DNA evidence a few months afterwards, but it'll be too late then, won't it?

Then kill or have killed the person or people you hate.


Then gloat about it in prison, assuming you can do so while being raped by Big Bubba.

11/6/2006 4:22:14 PM

Matilde

Just for the record, if the terminally ill decide to kill themselves, in which way are the mass assasins?

5/7/2007 10:43:57 AM

Morpheus

All these examples either don't work, don't make sense, or don't apply. Number six is also extremely un-American and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A tiny part of me wants to see this guy charged with murder, just to see how quickly he changes his tune.

5/7/2007 1:55:46 PM

Doctor Whom

Commit a hate crime. Then the same right-wingers who nod their heads in agreement at this list will suddenly reverse themselves and declare you a martyr for the same First Amendment in which they don't believe the rest of the time.

Start an unjustified war, premised on a lie.

5/7/2007 2:20:36 PM

Blue Lithium

20. Support the death penalty for everyone you don't like, including abortionists, gays, idol worshippers, sabbath breakers et al (as Rob here does on his website)

21. Claim Gawd told you to do it

22. Declare war on a country and pretend they had WOMD

5/7/2007 10:57:17 PM

GigaGuess

"1. Get so-called "experts" to make the words "TERMINAL ILLNESS" mean that a person will most definitely always have the illness without the remotest possiblity of getting well, get foolish legislators to make the concept legal, and then legally put to death those who are "TERMINALLY ILL" who are depleting your financial resources, or those who ask to die."
Wow, if that was the case, there would be no such thing as Comatose.

"2. Get so-called "experts" to classify certain members of the human race as being non-humans and get foolish legislators to make the classification legal."
Isn't that your territory? TEH GHEYS for example?

"3. Get chosen as a member of a state's pardon and parole board so that you can let out of prison murderous recidivists who will murder again."
Because rehabilitation is just a myth. And it's not like they just fling the doors open. Each prisoner is carefully assessed and if they are still deemed a risk, they are not paroled.

"4. Become a high government official, particularly president, federal judge or legislator."
And then you can send out thousands into a folly of a war! ^_^

"5. Get rich."
Can't really argue this one...

"6. Become a defense attorney so that you can defend murderers."
Let's just cut out the judicial system altogether! If someone is accused of murder, just hang 'em! If they're accused of theft, let's cut off a hand!

"7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire."
Because if they don't have a death penalty, there really is no consequences, except, oh, life in prison...

"8. If you hate children and like to put to death innocent people, become an abortion doctor or an abortion doctor's assisstant."
A BUNDLE OF CELLS LIFE DOES NOT MAKE!

"9. If you hate people who are terminally ill, pretend to have a deep love and mercy for them in their sufferings and kill them."
Because it's not like they're in consistent misery and pain, and possibly better for them anyways.

"10. Kill someone and pretend you are insane."
IMO, I think it is a prerequisite, at least for wanton murder.

"11. Murder someone before you turn 18."
And the child that accidentally sets off a gun...? Should we kill him too?

"12. Be a female"
Prove it's not self defense.

"13. Receive the sympathy of the satanic news media and anti-death penalty special interest groups."
Really, because whatsisface, who cheated on his wife a ways back, and then she turned up dead, along wit their unborn child...he got crucified by he media, and, personally, I feel got wrongfully convicted, moreover by the media's reaction.

"14. In the ring, hit him hard enough if you are a famous boxer."
Cuz there's no way it could be an accident...

"15. Be the jury's hero"
Many a person has done so by playing the Christian card...

"16. Hire a famous attorney who really knows his stuff about the murderous american constitution."
Kinda agree as this tends to go back to the "Money = innocence" argument above.

"17. Become a pathologist, and go into business assisting the so-called "TERMINALLY ILL" to commit suicide."
As opposed to either dragging out their suffering or making them do it themselves, botching it, and living in even MORE misery.

"18. Get nominated as a supreme court justice and decide who has a "constitutional" right to live and who doesn't."
Again, that's more you guys' territory.

"19. If you want to hire someone to perform a murder for you, hire anyone of the people in the positions we have named above. But in order to get away with the murder, it MUST be done "legally" or "constitutionally.""
*Headdesk*

9/21/2007 2:05:52 PM

Homer

"7. Live in a state that doesn't have the death penalty and kill as many people as you desire."

You moron. Just because there's no death penalty doesn't make murder legal. There's still the little matter of prison.

9/21/2007 2:13:46 PM

shriekback

You forgot "become a Republican"

9/21/2007 2:15:39 PM
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