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[What if you went before God when you died - and discovered that it was Allah? What would you do?]

Since that is not a possibility, I have no answer.

[Oh go on - how about if we pretend that this happened in a dream?]

Funny you should mention this as a dream. I was just thinking (while walking down the hall at work), maybe I should think of this as some crazy nightmare, then I might be able to give you an answer . But low and behold, that didn't help...I'd be praying to Jesus to wake me up from such a horrible thing.
(Wow, for a couple moments, I was thinking the same as an atheist )



SeaJoy, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Brain_In_A_Jar

You fail at hypothetical reasoning. Simpleton.

9/30/2006 11:07:17 AM

Matilde

You see, the problem is that they don´t know what they believed or they don´t have a quite conscience. God has to be real, otherwise, how can I justify all the idioticities I have done in his name?, road to hell is paved with good intentions.

9/30/2006 11:32:38 AM

NotMe

Did he just say: \"If Jesus doesn't exist and I appear before Allah, I will pray to Jesus to come and get me?\"

What a moron.

9/30/2006 12:28:41 PM

Axver

I hate it when people are incapable of entertaining a HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO and providing a sensible answer. It's not that bloody hard unless you have the mental capacity of my toothbrush.

9/30/2006 2:09:40 PM

JustinGG

Axver, you assume that he's smarter than your toothbrush...I have learned not to make that assumption.

9/30/2006 2:26:32 PM

Adrian

Ew, Axver, now I have the mental image of brushing my teeth with a fundie...

(Wow, for a couple moments, I was thinking the same as an atheist )

No you weren't.

9/30/2006 6:51:56 PM

Old Viking

Is there no end to the supply of fundie intellectual giants?

9/30/2006 7:45:03 PM

Libkitten

How is anything you said \"thinking like an atheist?\"

9/30/2006 10:26:28 PM

Redhunter

Libkitten said:
\"How is anything you said \"thinking like an atheist?\"

Since they constantly change the meanings to every other word in the dictionary, who knows? They seem to think they know what atheist think anyway, so maybe she thinks what she said was blasphemous or something. The fundie mind is a nice place to visit but a better place to leave.

10/2/2006 7:22:33 AM

Maronan

Ah, so if you found out you were wrong about God and Jesus, you would presume you were right and ask your god and Jesus to save you from the real god and Jesus.

You know, I sometimes wondered what would happen if a god came down to Earth and told the fundies they were wrong. I always assumed that they would insist they were right and deny the real god in order to worship their own non-existant one. Thank you for proving me right, SeaJoy.

11/6/2006 6:53:09 PM

Interested Atheist

Good God - I was just browsing through the old FSTDT archives, and I found this thread - and I realised it was mine from a couple of years back. How time flies.

11/8/2009 2:03:44 AM

Quantum Mechanic

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

An American!

7/26/2012 10:57:46 AM

Sharon Young

Technically, Allah is Arabic for God. Though if one finds oneself before a particular God or Gods but denies the existence thereof, I have nothing to say. I am not a triumphalist.

10/4/2012 3:41:06 AM
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