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#85210
Brain_In_A_Jar
You know, all you have to do is show all those \"Evo-chimps\" a single piece of repeatable, scientific evidence that your assertions are true, and you can save all of them for eternity! Or would you rather just point and laugh at them, in your righteous compassion?
9/30/2006 10:55:09 AM
#85246
Matilde
You´re going to be so lonely that I think you´ll regret your choice. Pass me the antidepressants, for you I mean.
9/30/2006 11:23:23 AM
#85262
Prince Macho Belly
M-m-m....barbecued evo-chimp....(drools)
9/30/2006 11:39:02 AM
#85280
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
Evo-chimp? Fundies are very fond of inventing new words. Their Newspeak is very frightening.
9/30/2006 12:06:17 PM
#85306
Noles10
Doesn't eating chimp meat give you AIDS? I worked at a zoo in high school and that's what I always heard.
9/30/2006 1:05:18 PM
#85308
Axver
I do not understand what insatiable bloodlust makes people enjoy the idea of sipping from the \"River of Life\" while millions are eternally tormented.
9/30/2006 1:08:09 PM
#85310
Crosis
I don't think Jesus would be very happy if he found out you like the idea of people burning in hell. Fortunately, as he is dead if he did exist at all, he won't.
9/30/2006 1:11:19 PM
#85361
Sandman
Is it even possible for the people at Free Republic to get more batshit insane?
Come on, even the Nazis must think Free Republic is just a tad extreme.
And if \"Free Republic\" isn't the most ironically inaccurate name ever...
9/30/2006 2:59:59 PM
#85372
Tiny Bulcher
\"One day soon\" ... yeah ... 1,973 years, and counting ...
9/30/2006 3:19:26 PM
#85389
Fed Up
\"their choice of rebellion against God and His perfect Word\"
What is there to rebel against?
9/30/2006 4:07:19 PM
#85400
Tindalos
Wait... isn't that kind of implying that they want to *eat* us?
Surely that's *gotta* be some kind of sin.
9/30/2006 5:08:42 PM
#85413
Napoleon the Clown
There's gonna be a great pool party, you should join us. This sadist thing you've got going is a wonderful start.
9/30/2006 5:56:22 PM
#85480
SaveTheBales
I'll bet the \"river of life\" tastes a lot like bathtub gin to this rube.
9/30/2006 7:40:20 PM
#85518
Adrian
Is he actually saying that cannibalism will be practiced in Heaven? 0_o
Doesn't eating chimp meat give you AIDS? I worked at a zoo in high school and that's what I always heard.
Well, I heard that the little fuckers often carry hepatitis B, and given their propension for biting and flinging their feces...
9/30/2006 8:10:35 PM
#85528
Old Viking
Well that does it. No more evolution for me!
9/30/2006 8:23:05 PM
#85553
Kelian
Adrian: \"Is he actually saying that cannibalism will be practiced in Heaven? 0_o\"
I don't see why not. After all, the Eucharist is a cannibalistic reference.
9/30/2006 9:11:30 PM
#85607
Libkitten
CANNIBAL!
9/30/2006 10:31:22 PM
#85629
CousinTed
If you're sneering at people because they're going to hell, there's a good chance you'll be joining them.
9/30/2006 10:55:59 PM
#85644
John
One day soon some of us will be sipping from the Beer Volcano in Heaven while the rest of these Christo-chimps are scorched for eternity in Hell.
I wonder if they'll really, really feel that their choice of rebellion against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His perfect Word was worth it then.
Pass the marinara sauce...
9/30/2006 11:37:20 PM
#85792
Lord steel
I think this guy has condemed himself to hell with the BBQ sauce bit.
10/1/2006 6:24:50 AM
#85903
Julian
Oh there's the last refuge of a loser in this life!
Making pretend scenarios in the 'next' to ease the ignominy of this one.
10/1/2006 11:52:02 AM
#86470
Redhunter
Yay! My LOVING god is going to roast most of the world's population for foolishly believing in proven facts!
So there are no cups or stores or fountains in heaven, we have to drink from a river?
Try Arby's new Scorched Evo-Chimp with hickory bbq sauce, it's heavenly taste is because it's hell fried!
10/2/2006 6:55:39 AM
#86686
Coffee
Way to show the world that your ego is bruised by reality. You can't succeed in this life, so you're going to cannibalize roasted sinners in the next. You do realize that you make fundies sound like the most evil monsters imaginable, yeah?
10/2/2006 1:46:06 PM
#88712
Kadin
Good old-fashioned family sadism!
10/5/2006 12:26:52 PM
#89064
Julian
Should we tell him Devil Wings are actually chicken?
10/6/2006 2:23:12 AM
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