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You are guilty of mutation, but the power of Jesus can take it away

When you mutate it is because you did not believe in Jesus, the One by whom all things exist and are created (John 1:3). If you had believed in Jesus you would be able to exist without needing to mutate. Neither would you attempt to mutate because you would be living as you were designed to live.

The bible records many cases where the power of Jesus overcame the results of mutations, even the very doubt associated with mutation.

[Quotations from three Bible verses about Jesus healing the disabled.]

Only the Devil would want these people to remain disabled and less than the best that they could be. Only someone who rejected God's power to heal would say "those people should be deformed" and do nothing to help them.

The power of Jesus is there to be discovered by everyone. Jesus said in John 16:24 "Until now you have asked nothing in My name. Ask, and you will receive, that your joy may be complete". If you have mutations that you don't want, Jesus has made it possible to be rid of them!

Gottservant, Christian Forums 28 Comments [9/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Brain_In_A_Jar

Good grief, another one.

MUTATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

9/30/2006 10:51:50 AM

Matilde

Poor albino tiger!, he has disgraced Jesus!!(and all blonds and blue-eyed, for that matter)

9/30/2006 11:21:37 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

This is so stupid. What about cancer, huh? I hope no one listens to this idiot.

9/30/2006 12:05:17 PM

Alejandro

Even JohnR7 knows more about mutations that this guy. 'Nuff said.

9/30/2006 1:41:03 PM

Hadanelith

\"You are guilty of mutation, but the light of the Emperor can cleanse it.\"

Fixed (who gets the reference?).

9/30/2006 2:14:03 PM

Sandman

I can mutate by conscious will?!?! Why the bloody hell did you not tell me this before?!?!

\"Scuse me, I'm going to go mutate into someone that doesn't look like Wilfred bloody Brimley.

9/30/2006 2:56:19 PM

Sandman

DAMMIT!

It didn't work...

9/30/2006 2:56:39 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Guilty of mutation? Who's he talking to, Wolverine?

9/30/2006 3:15:24 PM

g-21-lto

Um...dude? X-Men is just a comic book. Now, please stop channeling the good Rev. Stryker.

9/30/2006 4:57:35 PM

Napoleon the Clown

So why doesn't God heal any quadrapalegics?

9/30/2006 5:58:25 PM

The Watcher (Formerly Amigone201)

God heals mutations? That must mean Satan CAUSES them!

Okay, Satan, I want an indestructible adamantium skeleton. With super-healing powers and retractable claws. Rowr!

9/30/2006 6:12:11 PM

Adrian






9/30/2006 8:25:52 PM

Old Viking

I have a mutation I don't want. Will Jesus buy her a bus ticket?

9/30/2006 8:30:09 PM

Veinor

So everybody with sickle-cell anemia is a non-Christian?

9/30/2006 8:43:18 PM

Gugu

Geek
\"You are guilty of mutation, but the light of the Emperor can cleanse it\"
quote from any Imperial preacher from the 41th millenium^^

\"Purge the Heretic
Burn the mutant
Exterminate the xenos.\"
could also work for this one ^_^

But I'll better say

\"DEATH TO THE FALSE GOD!\"
And shoot at Gottservant some bolter shells
/geek

9/30/2006 9:34:42 PM

Libkitten

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what?!

9/30/2006 10:32:42 PM

CousinTed

So, what about people who were born \"Mutated\"? Did they not have enough faith in the womb?

9/30/2006 10:54:47 PM

John

If you have mutations that you don't want, Jesus has made it possible to be rid of them!

So all someone with Trisomy 13 has to do is ask, and Jesus will remove that extra chromosome and send him back into the uterus to regrow the missing parts of his face and brain?

9/30/2006 11:18:56 PM

Lord steel

YES JESUS CAN REMOVE YOUR MUTATIONS AS WELL AS THOSE MESSY CARPET STAINS! this guy has a major reality disconnect

10/1/2006 6:36:31 AM

Julian

Gottservant - is this a good time to point out that billions of Christians have died of mutations like cancer?

Is this a good time to point out the number of Christians saved by prayer is 0?

10/1/2006 11:47:14 AM

Adrian


10/1/2006 1:41:40 PM

Redhunter

CousinTed beat me to it:
\"So, what about people who were born \"Mutated\"? Did they not have enough faith in the womb?\"

Since that is where a shitload of mutation happen, it must be surmised taht the little zygotes were disrespecting the lord by not bowing down to him or offering tithe. And all the people living with disability are god-haters? You think none of them ever thought of praying to 'heal' their afflictions? What fucking ever. You must think physical abnormalities are the work of the devil then. Which I'm pretty sure is your case.

10/2/2006 6:50:10 AM

Maronan

Guilty of mutations??!

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Gottservant, you have 30 mutations. You were born with them. You will always have them. Goodbye.

11/7/2006 12:46:29 AM

Archaeopath


11/7/2006 1:39:17 AM

HairlessMonkeyDK

\"You are guilty of mutation\"

AhhahhahahaaHAHAHAAHA!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I just had a flashback to my early teenage years, when I read \"Judge Dredd\" comic books...

11/7/2006 6:26:08 AM
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