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nobody understands evolution because it doesnt happen. Evolution theory cant prove one case of any animal changing from one kind to another. Or organ evolution, all organ evolution...Or how planets evolved, or stars forming...or the sun and earth and planets positions and how they depend on each other..or the elemental table...Or NUMEROUS other things god made perfect...like DNA molecules..protein chains exc...chromosomes and on and on and on...basically everything

Jesus-IS-Savior, bibleforums.org 32 Comments [9/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Veinor

Erm... not only are there many many many examples of bacteria evolving resistance to strains, but planets don't evolve, nor does evolution try to explain cosmology.

Your bible is bad because it doesn't explain quantum mechanics, dumbass.

9/30/2006 7:30:03 PM

Nicole

I understand evolution, and it does happen. Bacteria are a great example, and things like \"stellar evolution\" aren't really evolution, dumbshit. More like a life-cycle explanation. Apparently, if your God did exist, God didn't make everything remotely perfect, because you're an idiot.

9/30/2006 7:42:01 PM

Matilde

So, I don´t understand Pitagoric theorema, does it mean that it´s not valid?, moreover, why do you asume that they have not demonstrated anything?

9/30/2006 7:42:02 PM

Ens

I don't understand Korean, and besides, it doesn't explain the existence of computer binary code.

9/30/2006 7:46:17 PM

Hadanelith

\"planets evolved\"

*head explodes*

9/30/2006 7:48:47 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So glad god made DNA molecules, chromosomes and on and on ... \"basically everything\" perfect. I guess that's why we live in such a perfect world that's perfectly free of natural disaster and disease and such like. /sarcasm

9/30/2006 8:43:44 PM

Nostromo

Evolution... You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Seriously, what the fuck is it with those brainless maniacs? Of course, they can't understand evolution, if they try and apply it to geology, astronomics, etc.

9/30/2006 8:51:47 PM

Veinor

If our bodies are perfect, then why do we have appendices? All it does is get infected.

9/30/2006 8:54:01 PM

Mike

KABOOM!

9/30/2006 9:28:19 PM

Archangel_Lucifer

I agree with Nostromo. We need to start some sort of fundie re-education campaign that explains some simple words in terms they can understand.

9/30/2006 9:36:53 PM

Sandman

Plenty of people understand evolution. You just don't understand it because you don't realize you are wearing patented Fundie Blinders that prevent you from seeing anything that contradicts your narrow-view doctrine.

9/30/2006 10:01:22 PM

John

... NUMEROUS other things god made perfect...like DNA molecules ...

DNA is far from perfect. In fact, 97% of our DNA is disabled garbage from past mutations: pieces that broke off and got reattached backwards, stuff stuck in there by retroviruses, stuff that got duplicated extra times, etc.

9/30/2006 10:21:52 PM

Libkitten

I don't understand evolution, therefore no one does.

9/30/2006 10:50:02 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Evolution? Tiny not know. Tiny just pawn in game of life.

9/30/2006 11:06:19 PM

Theironpaperclip

LOOK!!! The Sun is having anouther planet!!!! I wonder where she is gona go in the solar system. Maby she will evolve to meet Venus.

9/30/2006 11:19:49 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

What does evolution have to do with cosmology?

10/1/2006 12:31:59 AM

Julian

You don't understand evolution. Stop trying to pretend it doesn't happen!

10/1/2006 12:28:52 PM

The Jamo

Planets don't evolve, dumbass. Neither do stars nor does the periodic table. None of them are genetic entities... does that penetrate that thick skull of yours?

The theory of evolution concerns only biological entities. It has nothing to do with astrophysics and abiogenesis.

10/1/2006 12:53:48 PM

Crosis

Evolution theory cant prove one case of any animal changing from one kind to another.


Speciation has been observed multiple times.

Or organ evolution, all organ evolution.


Precursors to eyes are known, and there is a logical sequence to them.

Or how planets evolved, or stars forming...or the sun and earth and planets positions and how they depend on each other.


1) That ain't evolution.
2) It's called the law of gravity, dipshit.

or the elemental table


Also not evolution. Quantum physics would be the best explanation of the periodic table.

Or NUMEROUS other things god made perfect...like DNA molecules


The DNA molecules that get corrupted with an alarming number of mutations?

10/1/2006 4:49:21 PM

David D.G.

Just because YOU don't understand it doesn't mean NOBODY understands it. Evolution existed before ANYONE understood it. Facts don't care about who believes or understands them; they are still facts.


~David D.G.

10/1/2006 6:20:26 PM

Redhunter

The stupidity exhibited by jis makes me stupider when I bang my head against the wall to kill the dumb.

10/2/2006 5:52:01 AM

Coffee

Is Jebus happy when you spread lies and ignorance? Is Jebus happy when you promote stupidity? Lots of people understand evolution, both professionals and amateurs. Just because you don't only proves you're ignorant.

10/2/2006 11:41:28 AM

Pesto

Someone's been listening to a little to much Hovind lately.

10/2/2006 2:42:43 PM

Mister Spak

\"Or how planets evolved,\"

Is this the same guy who thinks rocks have DNA?

10/2/2006 7:38:04 PM

NonHomogenized

nobody understands evolution


This is one of the biggest problems with fundies.

They think that \"I'm ignorant about...\" is logically equivalent to \"nobody understands...\"

Crazy bastards.

10/2/2006 11:07:02 PM
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