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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM 556 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Ens

WRONG

10/1/2006 1:23:42 AM

Donald Keyballs

HUH??????

10/1/2006 1:24:54 AM

Gerard

I hope for him he's a troll. Otherwise he would be an idiot.

10/1/2006 1:26:33 AM

Papabear

\"No, everyone is born Christian.\"

'Fraid not, T&T. Actually, everyone is born an atheist. Infants are without belief in a god, it is not a conscious lack of belief, but it is non-belief nonetheless.

\"Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead.\"

Indeed, some people choose to be atheists when they grow up and have the capacity for such a choice. There are not straying necessarily as some have never been \"in the flock.\" Also, \"stray\" inplies an incorrect action. I assert that abandonment of religion is most often a correct action.


\"Atheists have the greatest \"cover\" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.\"

No. No. No.

What over-the-top presumption. Do not tell me that I do believe in a god. That's as assoholic as me telling you that you do NOT believe in \"God.\" I think it's stupid, misguided, wrong-headed and a wholly bad idea, but I'm sure you DO believe in \"God.\"

10/1/2006 1:33:57 AM

Veinor

Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead.

Is there a false dichotomy award? Cuz if there is, this guy would win. Not worshipping Jesus != Worshipping satan

10/1/2006 1:37:43 AM

Scott

No not me, I was born Jewish, thanks.

10/1/2006 1:48:58 AM

McCulloch

No, everyone is born Christian.

No one is born Christian. At birth we do not know or understand God. Therefore, we were all born agnostic.

Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead.

Later in life, some people are led by their society and their families to worship Jesus, YHWH, Allah, Zoroaster or some other deity. Then some people choose to stray and worship no one.

Atheists have the greatest \"cover\" of all, they insist they believe in no god

Let's see. Atheists believe in no god. Check.

yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

WTF. Atheists believe in no god (by definition). Muslims believe that there is one god, Allah, and that Mohammed is his prophet. No room for overlap here. Try again.
Oh, and do provide the source for this alleged research.

10/1/2006 1:51:06 AM

Axver

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This has to be one of the best posts on FSTDT ever. \"Everyone is born Christian\" is funny, \"not worshipping Jesus = worshipping Satan\" is even better, but I never saw \"Atheists = Muslims\" coming. Hahahaha, wow, that gave me a laugh.

Give this an award!

10/1/2006 1:51:21 AM

MK

An award? How about \"Fastest Award for Sheer Stupidity Ever Awarded?\"

10/1/2006 1:56:02 AM

Hollio

\"No, everyone is born Christian.Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead.\"

So, would this make Trinidad and Tobago the first Eastern Orthodox fundie to make it on this site? Since Eastern Orthodox theology states that people are born basically good then fall from the grace of God later on in life.

10/1/2006 2:10:06 AM

Luis

This post is hilarious.
The stupid is indeed strong in this one.

10/1/2006 2:16:29 AM

Amos

Incredible. A masterpiece of stupid.

10/1/2006 2:19:31 AM

Hadanelith

The stupid! IT BURNS!

10/1/2006 2:22:37 AM

Mike

False dichotomy award seconded.

10/1/2006 2:23:23 AM

Ed

\"...and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.\"

...I don't know where to begin.

10/1/2006 2:24:32 AM

Prince Macho Belly

Methinks we needs us a \"Latest Research\" award, as in \"The Latest Research indicates (insert batshit crazy idea here)\".

10/1/2006 2:38:40 AM

Illuvatarwen

You guys think this is stupid? Check out the post from the Christian Teens on Myspace, the one about the KJV...THAT is genuinely stupid.
Though this should get the Most Ignorance of other religions or lack thereof award

10/1/2006 2:39:16 AM

ryan

Shit I always thought I was an Atheist, turns out I am really Muslim. I hope they still let me on planes.

10/1/2006 2:42:42 AM

MK

I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.

10/1/2006 2:42:57 AM

Geek

First part: I prove ye wrong. I was never Christian (or religious at all)

Second part: WTF? Face-stabbing time (with the Clueknife)

10/1/2006 2:46:51 AM

Liberty Libertine

...aaannnnd it looks like October is opening up with a great start of extreme fuckheadness.

I shudder to think what bodes for the rest of the month.

10/1/2006 2:59:07 AM

Jerod T.

How the hell do you research THAT?!

They got atheists hooked up to wires and shit, chained against walls...

\"Look, prof, according to this computer readout, it says that this... this atheist is actually a formerly unknown type of Muslim!\"

\"Hm... it looks as if you're correct, doctor...\"

WTF?

~Jerod T.

10/1/2006 3:05:11 AM

Julian

No, everyone is born Christian.

Oh noes. Then the next thing that happens is they get smacked... Persemucution I says, Persemucution!



oh wait - did he just say Atheism is a sect of Islam? Holy crap, get thee to CTSTDT!

10/1/2006 3:19:54 AM

miri_rose

Apparently, this dumbass is Christian and yet has never seen a baptism.

10/1/2006 3:21:08 AM

Bone_Vulture

If not a regular nomination, I'd vouch for at least a one-time \"The latest research\" award.

10/1/2006 3:25:16 AM
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